Phastos: Every Time I'm Confronted With A Problem And Feel Desperate And Helpless, I Look At A Picture

Stella: Me and Riven get along perfectly! Right Riv?

Riven: I never been more stressed out in my life...

Helia: If you two broke up, how long could you wait to move on?

Brandon: I don’t even want to think...

Stella: 8 days.

Brandon: What?

Stella: Two days crying and six at the gym.

Brandon: I Don’t even know how to adresse this.

Brandon: But first of all, you already look out of the gym.

Stella: Thats cute, i’ll give you one more day crying.

Brandon: Ohh..*emotional*

Helia: I really Don’t get them...

Sky:*interrupts Riven*

Riven: Can you shut the fuck up? I was speaking...

Musa:*interrupts Riven*

Riven: Go ahead Muse I’m listening.

Billy: Hello nice to meet you, this is my ex-boyfriend, Teddy.

Teddy: You have to stop introducing me like that.

Teddy: I’m his husband.

TFATWS

Ok. OLD MARRIED COUPLE VIBES!

I swear to good, the last chapter gave old married couple vibes.  I love them so much.

Tecna: Studying?? More like student  dying! Amirght? Amright?

Flora: Are you okay?

Tecna: I have been awake for 103 hours.

absolutely soft for Black Pete and Lucius 💛🌴📚

*Thena and Gilgamesh searching for Jack*

Thena: Jack,where are you?

Gilgamesh: Have any of you seen our nephew? Oh my god...

Thena: The mother adrenaline is kicking in! JACK!

Gilgamesh: I can see every equation!

Thena:Excuse me, have you seen him? Have you seen my nephew?

Random dude: How is he?

Thena and Gilgamesh: Average height, brown hair, brown eyes, clearly gay but we haven't had the talk.

*Saladin helping Riven with some boxes*

Riven*putting the boxes on the floor*: Thanks, dad.

*silence* Riven: Why is everyone staring at me?

Timmy: You just call Saladin dad.

Helia: You said thanks, dad.

Riven: What? No, I didn't. I said thanks, man.

Saladin: Do you see me as a father figure, Riven?

Riven: No...If anything I see you as a bother figure, 'cause you're always bothering me.

Brandon: HEY! Show your father some respect!

Riven: I didn't call him dad!

Saladin: No, no. Riven I take it as a compliment.

Sky: It's not a big deal, once I called Bloom's mom and she's my girlfriend.

Riven: Guys, jump on that. Sky has psychosexual issues.

Nabu: Old news.

Brandon: But you calling Saladin daddie.

Riven: Hey daddie is not on the table here!

Helia: But you did call him dad dude.

Riven: Shut up! Everyone just stops.

*Timmy helping Riven to get out of trouble.*

Timmy:Did you know that atoms never touch eachother. And since we're made of atoms. We've never touched anything in our entire lives.

Riven:So to answer your question Nabu, I didn't punch Sky for eating my fries.

Nabu:....