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*Sprite now living with Kingo and Karun*

Kingo: Hey, Sprite. Are you tall enough to play basketball?

Sprite:Again, are you calling me short? In what you think is funny...

Kingo:Huh, I'm the funniest man ever, right Karun?

Karun:YES SIR!

Tecna: Have you ever liked someone before But too scared to say it?

Timmy: all the time.

Tecna: Same.

Timmy and Tecna: * awkard silence*

*Stella and Helia spying from a bush*

Stella: Their idiots!

Helia: Oh my god!

Both of them: Kiss already!

Eternals as John Mulaney quotes:

Sprite:

Ikaris:

Kingo:

Phastos:

Ajak @ Ikaris:

Makkari:

Sersi:

Dane:

Druig:

Druig @ Makkari:

Gilgamesh @ Thena:

Druig*signing*: Oh, my god aren't we down the mistletoe.

Makkari*signing while looking up*:Druig, that's is not a mistletoe.

*later that night*

Druig*thinking*:Oh, my god! He was flirting with me!

FANFIC.

Hi you guys, I have this fanfic of Harry Potter I would love if you guys check it out.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13849334/6/WITHOUT-VOLDEMORT

Sky: You don't even care about me!

Riven: That's ridiculous! I don't like any of you!

* a few hours before*

Riven *drinking vodka*: I don't care about Sky like he could be bleeding out. And I'll just stare at him while recording it.

Stella*sipping her wine*: Preach man!

Carol:*kissing Valkiryie*

Loki: See she is a lesbian!

Thor: That’s great lesbian, they get along with geminis.

THE FLOWER AND THE DRUNK.

How will Flora handle, get back home?

Read my new chapter to find out.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13844769/6/THE-LOST-KINGDOM-winx-club

*When Musa tried to forgive Darcy*

Musa: He was my boyfriend! And you made out with him! And possesed him again!

Darcy:Oh, come on, that was 13 years ago. Get over it.

Musa:Oh, I cannot believe it! I can't believe that I tried to forget you, and invited you to dinner.

Darcy: Yeah, well you know what I cannot believe? That you're so selfish that you get a 30% in Date Records. And I still have to pay retails.

Musa: hAhAhAhA! AhAhAhA! It's 45.

Darcy: You bitch. You think that you're so perfect, with your new baby, and your small stupid apartment, and this record that sounds emo.

*Riven throws a paper in worry while going beside Musa*

Darcy: Your baby isn't even that cute.

Riven: ToO fAr, DaRcY! ToO FaR.

Musa*demon tone*: You take that back, man.

Darcy: No.

Musa:Take it back!

Darcy: What are you going to do? make me?

Musa: Hey, man I'm still a guardian.

Darcy: I'm a witch bitch.

Musa: Bring it on!

*they start hitting at eachother.*

Flora: PUT THE PLATES BACK IN THE BOXES.

*everyone puts the plates as the fast they can do it*

Musa: Did you just push me?

Darcy: Uh, yeah. I think I did.

Musa:All right that's it. You're going down!

Flora: OKAY, FORGET THA BUBBLE WRAP! THERE'S ISN'T TIME.!

Stella: Shouldn't we stop it?

Brandon: What are you out of your mind? Let's throw some Jell-O on them.

*In the ship of the Eternals going to Earth*

Druig *signing*:And who is he again?

Makkari*signing back*: That's Ikaris , the capitain.

Druig*signing while cracking up*: Really? Well he clearly didn't make a big impresion on me. Oh, I'm gonna have so much fun with this asshole.