*In the ship of the Eternals going to Earth*
Druig *signing*:And who is he again?
Makkari*signing back*: That's Ikaris , the capitain.
Druig*signing while cracking up*: Really? Well he clearly didn't make a big impresion on me. Oh, I'm gonna have so much fun with this asshole.
*When Flora was pregnant*
*Flora rushing to the bathroom*
*knows the door*
Brandon: Yeah? Come in?
Flora: Don't worry it's me, Flora. Listen there's something in here I want to eat, what.. what.. what... What smells so good?
*Brandon puts his hair on Flora face*
Brandon: Is it the champu? Is guava.
*Flora smells it*
Flora: NO.
Brandon: Oh, wait, wait.
*Comes back with the sandwich*
Brandon: Is it my bologna sandwich?
Flora*smells*: Fuck...
Flora*emotional*: Yes, yes, yes. I can't believe it, the baby want's me to eat meat. I can't eat meat!
Brandon: Wait, wait. Maybe is the pickle.
Flora *about to throw up*: NO!
Brandon: You’re violent.
Musa: Yeah but im short so it’s adorable.
THIS IS WHAT WE ALL WANTED. WAS IT SO HARD?
(She’s probably talking to Layla here, that girl needs some healthy coping mechanisms)
Riven: Having trouble with your internet, sir?
*checking him out*
Riven: He's not here, where'd he go?
Helia: He's in the roof.
*they go to the roof*
Saladin: Trying to pick up a wi-fi signal from across the street. I've got $8,000 riding on little Jayla.
Riven: Don't you think you have a bit of a problem here, sir?
Saladin: I'm in complete control. Now Helia, be a good boy, and come over here and dangle me off the edge of this building.
Helia: Grandpa I'm not going to dangle you off the side of this building.
Saladin: You're expelled. Riven, let me climb onto your shoulders.
Riven: I can't...
Saladin: You're expelled, everyone is expelled.
Ikaris: What I do is look a person up and down, and say "how you doing"
Kingo: Oh, please.
Ikaris: Hey, pretty how you doing?
*Kingo giggles like a teen girl*
Riven: You’re being a really Bad friend!
Brandon: You Bad friend!
Riven: You know what we call you? We call you the stupid specialist.
Brandon: You’re bitchie specialist!
Riven*throws him a knife*
Brandon: Are you crazy?
Druig*signing*: Oh, my god aren't we down the mistletoe.
Makkari*signing while looking up*:Druig, that's is not a mistletoe.
*later that night*
Druig*thinking*:Oh, my god! He was flirting with me!
Musa: Brandon where ar the jellow shots?
Brandon: I don't know Riven is supposed to pass them around.
*Riven giving jellow to a painting of Helia*
Helia: Riven!
Riven *drunk as fuck*: Hello dollo!
Flora:Well someone is feeling better.
Musa: Uhm stuck out you're tongue!
Riven*showing his tongue*: Take off your shirt.
Stella: Oh my..
Brandon: Oh my god how many did you have these are pure vodka?
Riven:Yeah, jellow like Eduard used to make.
Bloom: Timmy get me closer!
*While in the fight*
Roxy*fangirl*:Super hero landing! She is gonna do a super hero landing. Wait for it.
* Bloom lands in a cool way*
Roxy: Super hero landing!
Stella: Yeah that's really hard on the knees, so don't do that Rox.
I just post a lot of incorrect quotes incorrect quotes and sometimes my opinion on things.But Yeah big fan of a LOT of stuff,specially fairies and heroes stuff.
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