Ikaris: What I Do Is Look A Person Up And Down, And Say "how You Doing"

-Sam after he found out Steve left.-

Sam: Oh my god he left?

Sam: NO

Sam:*realizing Bucky is now single*

Sam: Oh...

MONEY THINGS

Sharon: I'm so rich, that when I walk, people bow down.

Zemo: I'm so rich that when I cry, my tears are 100 €. And I let it on the floor.

Sharon: Well, I could buy whole Netflix If I wanted to.

Zemo: I could buy a whole country, and get everyone a pizza.

Sharon: Man, you're a god of money.

Zemo: I know, but if that helps you're starting well.

Sam: I can't even afford a boat, and my boyfriend can't even afford a proper bed. What the fuck?

Bucky: It's ok babe.

Musa: I need some space.

Riven: YOU’RE A REALLY BREAKING UP WITH ME?

Musa: YOU’RE TAKING UP ALL THE BED YOU DUMBASS I JUST NEED SOME SPACE!

Nabu: As your best friend-

Riven: I Don’t have friends.

Nabu:

Nabu: AS YOUR BEST FRIEND!

-What is like in Red Fountain-

Riven in the middle of the night: Do you think pigeons have feelings?

Timmy: I’m going to give you one more chance to shut the fuck up.

Riven: Come’on. Helia do you know that?

Helia: Yeah, every animal feel stuff, Riv.

Timmy: Like me, I feel tired and I want to sleep. And I Don’t give a shit about pigeons.

Riven: Dude you are hurting their feelings!

Timmy: What about my feelings?!

* Brandon walks in with a blanket*

Brandon: Are we talking about feelings? Because I feel sad.

Riven: Don’t worry dude, pigeons feel the same way. Since Timmy offended them.

Brandon: You offended a pigeon? Whats wrong with you?! They are very sensitive.

* Nabu comes in with an angry face*

Nabu: Look it’s three in the morning. And tomorrow is a busy day. So can you shut the fuck up?

Riven: We cant because Timmy offended pigeons!

Nabu: What?

Helia: Just ignore it.

Brandon: Ignore it?! What kind of human are you? Gosh.

Riven: Apologize to the pigeon right now!

Timmy: I’m not going to apologize to a pigeon, are you serious?

Brandon: Apologize!

*Sky walks in with a tired face*

Sky: #Pigeons deserve better.

Timmy: I’m going to kill all of you morons gosh!

Riven: You made Brandon cry!

Nabu: Brandon cries for everything!

Brandon*crying a bit*: Thats no True!

(BTW: This happend with my friends one day)

Riven: k-k-ki

Musa: Ok take you’re time babe, it’s ok.

Riven: K-ki

Musa: You can do it Riv.

Riven: K-KILL ME I HAVE THREE EXAMS TOMORROW!

Musa:.. Well i was hoping for a Kiss me, But leting emotions out is good too.

Sky: Lets play a game.

Riven: Sure, I spy with my little eye someone who needs to shut the fuck up.

Sky: It’s me?

Riven: It’s always you.

*After a shittie mission*

Riven *smashing shit*: That was FuCkInG eMbArAsSiNg!

*Stares at Helia*

Helia:Oh.. Uhmm I equally livid.

*Hitts accidenttaly the window*

Helia: Oh my god.

Brandon: Geez.

Riven*proud*: Good lad.

Druig: Stabbing someone is inmoral?

Sersi: You're not going to stab my husband druig.

Sprite: Yeah, don't stab Ikaris.

Phastos: I mean if he consents it, where's the harm in that?

Kingo: And it depends where you stab him.

Ikaris: I'm sorry what?

Helia: Hey, Timmy. Brandon just broke my sea shell lamp.

Timmy: Need, I'm going to die alone.

Helia:You win.

Brandon: Tim, you're not going to die alone.

Timmy: Tecna is my safety net ok? And know I have to get a snake.

Nabu: Uh, hu? Why is that?

Timmy: If I'm gonna be and old lonely sad man, I'm gonna need a thing. You know a hook? Like that guy in that subway who eat his own face.

Sky: Is he going mental?

Timmy: So I figure out I'll be the crazy man with a snake. You know crazy snake man! Then i'll get more snakes, call them my babies and your kids they will run!

Riven: Yeah, he's going mental.

Timmy: RUN AWAY FROM CRAZY SNAKE THEY'LL SHOUT!