*Timmy helping Riven to get out of trouble.*
Timmy:Did you know that atoms never touch eachother. And since we're made of atoms. We've never touched anything in our entire lives.
Riven:So to answer your question Nabu, I didn't punch Sky for eating my fries.
Nabu:....
How will Flora handle, get back home?
Read my new chapter to find out.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13844769/6/THE-LOST-KINGDOM-winx-club
* Musa and Riven carrying their baby into the car.
Musa: Actually maybe you should do this* passing the baby to Riv*
Riven*holding the baby with a confused look*: Why?
Musa: I Don’t want to bump her head with the door, pinch her with the seat bell.
Riven: Muse how long are you going to beat yourself up, for one mistake?
Riven: It’s this going to be like that one time you forgot you’re lyrics?
Musa: I just think... I suck being a mother..
Riven: What are you talking about? We’re new at this.
Musa: You’re a natural I mean look at you.
Musa: You walk into the room, and her face lights up. you change her clothes with one hand. And I...
Musa: Great, now Im jelaous of you.
Riven: Theres so many thinks that you do that I cant.
Riven: You baby proof our entire house, you sing to her every night. You dance with her. And come on without you we couldn’t even have a baby to injur.
Musa: I...
Riven: Honey thats what make’s us a great*while he puts her in the car*
Riven: We each have our own strengths. Now who are amazing parents?
Musa: We are.
Riven: I cant hear you!
Musa: We are.
Riven: Don’t you forget it*kissing her head*
Musa: *closes the door*
Musa;Did we just locked our baby on the car?
Riven: Did you put the keys in the bag?!
Musa: I.. i put the keys in the bag.
Riven*clearly panicking*: Oh Muse! I told you not to put the keys on the bag!
Musa*starting to freak out*: Don’t freak out. Come on Don’t freak out.
Riven*about to cry while he looks at the baby*: HoNeY iT’s Ok!
Musa*starts to sing*: A, B, C, D, E,F,G
Riven: Are you really sining? People get arresten for this, Musa.
Musa*continues to sing while she cries*: H-I-J-K-L-M-N
Riven*runing around the car*: Do all four doors are locked?
Musa: I’m going to call Tecna!
Riven: *runs away*
Musa*while she calls*: We locked our baby in the car! we locked her!
Riven* runing with a Trash with a high pitched voice: Im BrEaKiNg ThE WiNdOw!
Musa*crying*: We locked her in the car, and people are judjing us.
Riven*getting closes to the car with the trash still with a high pitched voice*: I sWeAr ToO gOd I’m GoInG To BrEaK iT!
Musa*crying more*: No, it will get glass on her.Ass!
Riven*ready to destroy the window*: DoN’t WoRrY SwEeTie! DaDDiE iS CoMiNg FoR yOu!
Musa*more calm*: Tecna says that you check the door now!
Riven*throws the Trash at the floor and opens the door*: Oh...Thats it amazing.
Riven*kissing the baby*: How did they do that?
Musa: I Don’t know, But were changing the car.
Layla:Gosh I hate Nabu so much. With his stupid beautiful brown eyes, and his dumb brown braids that weirdly smell like coconut and kiwi, and his idiotic smile that makes me wanna punch his ugly pretty face...gosh I like him so much...I wish I could kill him. And that's why I don't wanna be engaged. You got that Flora?
Flora:Uhm yeah... But I change it a bit, because that was weird. It says " I don't like that you chose for me, but I hate that you're right and that I love him". Is that right?
Layla: Gosh, no Flo. Were you even listening to what I said?
Flora:were you...?
*Sersie crying*
Ikaris: What happened?! Are you ok?!
Sersie *cleaning her tears*:Oh don't worry it's just the onions.
Ikaris:WHAT THE FUCK DID THE ONIONS SAID! TELL ME RIGH NOW!
Timmy the Sass King.
- The Bloom and Diaspro Situation.-
Sky: I really Don’t know what to do... This is so hard...
Timmy: Oh, no. Two women love me, they’re both gorgeous and smart. My Wallet is too small for my 50$ and my diamond shoes are too tight.
- When Timmy and Tecna kissed for the first time-
Timmy: We forget it happened!
Tecna: W-what?
Timmy: We swallow our feelings, even if it means We’re unhappy forever. Sounds good?
Tecna: NO!
-When they had events when they became famous-
Timmy: Hi, I’m Timmy. And I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.
-When Helia suggested doing a flashmob about Timmy planet, in Tecna and Timmy wedding-
Tecna: Why your family is from Huck.
Timmy: Why is your family Helia?!
- every time Stella ask advice Timmy-
Timmy: I’m not great at the advice... Can it interest you a sarcastic comment?
-When Rivusa had to live on Earth, and It was hallowen-
Riven: YOU PUT EGGS ON MY HOUSE! I WILL DESTROY WHAT YOU LOVE!
Musa: Or you could eat candy with me..?
Riven*heart eyes*: Sure Muse I would love that.
Musa*smiles while she leaves inside with a juni of candy*: I wait you. <3
Riven*pissed* AFTER THAT I WILL KILL YOU BASTARDS!
(Sets the kitchen on fire)
Kingo: We need an adult!
Ikaris: We are adults!
Kingo *looking horrified*: Oh..
Sprite: We need and aduliter adult! I'll go get KARUN!
Musa: Maybe I can fix this.
Brandon: Oh come on, you spend two years in pigtails.
*Pissed Musa*
Musa: If you make fun of me one more time I'll tell everyone that you called your stuff pigeon mister Puchi Puchi.
Brandon: I'm sorry I bothered you.
*When Musa tried to forgive Darcy*
Musa: He was my boyfriend! And you made out with him! And possesed him again!
Darcy:Oh, come on, that was 13 years ago. Get over it.
Musa:Oh, I cannot believe it! I can't believe that I tried to forget you, and invited you to dinner.
Darcy: Yeah, well you know what I cannot believe? That you're so selfish that you get a 30% in Date Records. And I still have to pay retails.
Musa: hAhAhAhA! AhAhAhA! It's 45.
Darcy: You bitch. You think that you're so perfect, with your new baby, and your small stupid apartment, and this record that sounds emo.
*Riven throws a paper in worry while going beside Musa*
Darcy: Your baby isn't even that cute.
Riven: ToO fAr, DaRcY! ToO FaR.
Musa*demon tone*: You take that back, man.
Darcy: No.
Musa:Take it back!
Darcy: What are you going to do? make me?
Musa: Hey, man I'm still a guardian.
Darcy: I'm a witch bitch.
Musa: Bring it on!
*they start hitting at eachother.*
Flora: PUT THE PLATES BACK IN THE BOXES.
*everyone puts the plates as the fast they can do it*
Musa: Did you just push me?
Darcy: Uh, yeah. I think I did.
Musa:All right that's it. You're going down!
Flora: OKAY, FORGET THA BUBBLE WRAP! THERE'S ISN'T TIME.!
Stella: Shouldn't we stop it?
Brandon: What are you out of your mind? Let's throw some Jell-O on them.
I just post a lot of incorrect quotes incorrect quotes and sometimes my opinion on things.But Yeah big fan of a LOT of stuff,specially fairies and heroes stuff.
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