-When Rivusa Had To Live On Earth, And It Was Hallowen-

*Timmy helping Riven to get out of trouble.*

Timmy:Did you know that atoms never touch eachother. And since we're made of atoms. We've never touched anything in our entire lives.

Riven:So to answer your question Nabu, I didn't punch Sky for eating my fries.

Nabu:....

Brandon: How dilated are we?

Riven:We are at 9 centimeters.

*awkward silence*

Riven: How do you know what that is?

Brandon: Have you ever seen me miss an episode of Grey's Anatomy? I could deliver your baby myself.

Riven: Yeah. Not happening.

- Brandon the first time he meet Stella-

Brandon: Cause you’re pretty, you’re smart and you’re... ignoring me. So you’re obviously my type.

Stella: I’m sorry, what were you saying?

Brandon: Perfect.<3

Jack: Auntie Thena, I have problems with a boy.

Thena:" I can't hide his dead body" problems or " I like him" problems?

Jack: Uhm, I like him problems.

Thena: I got nothing on that, I could have helped with the other one thought, go ask your uncle Gligamesh.

Phastos: Jack, no.

- Rivusa when they started dating-

Riven : This is our daughter Flora, shes a really sensitive and smart girl.

Musa*done with him*: I’m aware of that.

Riven: And this is my son Timmy, i think you meet him twice. He’s daddies little genius.

Musa:*not been able to say anything*

Riven: And this is my not so lovely daughter Stella, she’s you know the middle kid.

Musa: Riv how many of our friends did you adopt?

Riven: So thats a no to Nabu?

(Sets the kitchen on fire)

Kingo: We need an adult!

Ikaris: We are adults!

Kingo *looking horrified*: Oh..

Sprite: We need and aduliter adult! I'll go get KARUN!

Kingo *signing*: So I got this amazing plan to kill the deviants.

Makkari*rolling his eyes while signing*: We fail almost every time you say that.

Kingo*signing*:Well this is NOT the same! Because there's a tooka involved.

Sky: Lets play a game.

Riven: Sure, I spy with my little eye someone who needs to shut the fuck up.

Sky: It’s me?

Riven: It’s always you.

*When Flora was pregnant*

*Flora rushing to the bathroom*

*knows the door*

Brandon: Yeah? Come in?

Flora: Don't worry it's me, Flora. Listen there's something in here I want to eat, what.. what.. what... What smells so good?

*Brandon puts his hair on Flora face*

Brandon: Is it the champu? Is guava.

*Flora smells it*

Flora: NO.

Brandon: Oh, wait, wait.

*Comes back with the sandwich*

Brandon: Is it my bologna sandwich?

Flora*smells*: Fuck...

Flora*emotional*: Yes, yes, yes. I can't believe it, the baby want's me to eat meat. I can't eat meat!

Brandon: Wait, wait. Maybe is the pickle.

Flora *about to throw up*: NO!

Ikaris: Babe, did you ever think that onion rings, are vegetable donuts, isn't that mind blowing?

Sersie used to this kind of things: Sure...

Ikaris: And that our stomachs think potatos are mashed, isn't that mind blowing?

Sersi:Okay....?

Ikaris: And that lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake.

Sersie:Oh...

Ikaris: And that lobsters are mermaid scorp-

Sersie: Ok, sweetie. Where did you learn all of this?

Ikaris: Kingo taught me this cool things, isn't mind blowing, Sersie?

Sersie: You too spend to much together.