Brandon: How dilated are we?
Riven:We are at 9 centimeters.
*awkward silence*
Riven: How do you know what that is?
Brandon: Have you ever seen me miss an episode of Grey's Anatomy? I could deliver your baby myself.
Riven: Yeah. Not happening.
*Flora and Riven smashing shit, because they have anger issues.*
Musa: Oh...Are we attracted to this?
Helia: No, are we?
Musa: Yeah, we are screwed.
*Bloom and Stella parenting Roxy*
Roxy *nervous*: What do you say to a boy to let him know you're not interested?
Bloom: Well honey, I-
Stella: Let me handle this Bloom. I said them all. Rox, grab a paper and a pen.
*Roxy grabs it*
Stella: First "I like you as a friend", then there is "I think we should see other people", and my favorite in earth "I no speak English",
Roxy: I get the idea...
Stella: And one of my honey buckets used is "I'm married to the sea". And Riv one "I don't wanna kill you but I will".
Bloom: Stell! Stop.
Stella: Fine.
Bloom: Rox, I'd tell this boy I'm very flattered but you're just not ready for this kinda thing.
Roxy: Thanks, Bloom.
Stella: And if that doesn't work six simple words, that Musa teached me.
Stella:" I'm not gay but I'll learn"
*Riven while being possessed trying to confuse himself*
Riven *whispering*: I don't have a problem.
Riven *singing to himself*: No, I don't have a problem.
Darcy: Let's go shot someone!
Riven: Yes!
Riven: I have a problem...
Flora: Bloom? We’re here for you, ok? As long as it takes...
Stella: 20 more minutes and I’m ripping the door of the hinges!
Stella: Bloom! Stuff your feelings in.
Flora: Stell!
Stella: What? It’s not my sad day, I have things to do.
Makkari*signing*: If one of you had to pick one of the other guys to go out with who would you pick.
Gilgamesh*rolling his eyes while sigining*:I'm not answering that.
Phastos*signing*:I'm not dating any of this morons.
Kingo*signing and whispering*: Ikaris...
Druig*signing while sinning*: BI! BI! BI!
Ikaris: I feel flattered Kingo :)
Flora: What flowers do you guys think the best for a wedding a tulip or a rose?
Riven: Roses, they bring joy or whatever... What wedding are you planing?
Flora: Well mine and Helia's.
Helia: We're getting married!
Flora: We're very excited. Please don't freak out.
Riven and Brandon: Oh... Your wedding.
Riven: What now?
*Brandon grabs Flora and puts behind them*
*They start hugging and kissing her head*
Riven: Helia could you leave us alone with Flora?
Helia: Why? What's is wrong..?
*Riven death stare*
Riven: Helia, I don't want to get violent. Can you leave us alone with Flora?!
*he starts moving*
Brandon: Riv, please calm down.
Riven*pissed*: Don't get in this, just let me handle this!
Brandon: Riven chill, remember what the doctor told you about your blood sugar, and we will have to run to the hospital, calm down.
Riven: LET ME HANDLE THIS! How many times do I have to say things in this family?!
Brandon: Sweetheart, don't get mad with me now.
Helia: Sorry, but I don't understand the problem of us marrying each other. We have been dating for 8 years.
Riven: Didn't I told you to leave?! How many times do I have to say things!
Brandon: Riv for fuck sake calm down.
Riven: LEAVE!
*he carries him to the door*
Helia: I'll call you Flo!
Flora*standing up*: Helia!
*Riven closes the door on Helia face*
Brandon: Riv, I don't think that's was a very nice way of treating Helia.
Riven: Why didn't you told us you were marrying him?
Flora:* grabs Brandon as human shield*
Riven: How long have you been engaged huh?
Riven: For who we were supposed to know?! By SKY?!
Brandon: We need to calm down RIV! Deep breathes ok?
Riven: Ok.
Flora: I don't understand. What is happening? What is wrong.
Brandon: The thing, is what you're about to do.
Flora: What?
Riven: Getting married. Is that not enough for you?
Flora: Oh, this.
Brandon: Why? But if you didn't like him that much, we didn't even have an official engagement dinner.
Riven: Flo, getting married is for life. You know that right?!
Flora: Yeah. But I will stop you right there. You two are married people. You know Helia for 8 years, and he's your friend. I'm in love with him. Stop parenting me, I'm a 24-year-old grown woman.
Brandon: So how did you know Riven was the one?
Musa: He looked at me at the way all women want to be looked at ..
Brandon: Aww.
Musa: With fear on his eyes.
Brandon:
Layla: Awww.
-Timmy every time trying to talk to Tecna.-
Timmy: You... you...when .. when...when... you...when...
Tecna: I'm sorry what?
Stella*used to it*: He's asking if when you went to his dorm if you grab his book of engine things.
Tecna: Yeah, sorry. It seemed so interesting. I just wanted to learn a bit.
Timmy:It's... Uhmm... It's.... Me....It's...
Stella*rolling her eyes*: He says it's ok, and that he would love to teach you whenever you want.
Tecna:How did you do it? I mean understanding it..
Stella: I'm used to it, if you guys excuse me, I have to go with Flora to her date with Helia. I speak shy-love. Mom teached me. Byeeee!
*Rivusa filming a tik tok*
Musa: Riv.
Riven: What?
Musa: Ask me what I would do If we broke up.
Riven: Why?
Musa: Just do it!
Riven: What would you do if we broke up?
Musa: I'd get back with my ex.
Riven: WHAT?!
Riven*puppies eyes*: Why would you say that...
Riven*back at being pissed*: Go on, go back to him!
Musa: You'd be my ex.
Riven: Oh yeah.
*both start cracking up*
Nabu: I know something you don't know!
Layla: Tell me this second!
Nabu: Has Musa perhaps misplaced a sweater.
Layla:Riven has it!
Nabu: Yes!
Layla:How do you know!
Nabu: I saw it!
Layla: Where?
Nabu: In his closet.
Layla:All this time?
Nabu:YeS! Isn't it romantic!
Layla: No it's horrid.
Nabu: I thought you be pleased.
Layla: At the idea of anybody coming to take Musa away? No thank you.
Nabu:Ahh.. Will you feel better about it when someone comes to take you away.
Layla: I would like to see someone try.
Nabu: I would like to see someone try as well.
I just post a lot of incorrect quotes incorrect quotes and sometimes my opinion on things.But Yeah big fan of a LOT of stuff,specially fairies and heroes stuff.
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