Brandon: How Dilated Are We?

Brandon: How dilated are we?

Riven:We are at 9 centimeters.

*awkward silence*

Riven: How do you know what that is?

Brandon: Have you ever seen me miss an episode of Grey's Anatomy? I could deliver your baby myself.

Riven: Yeah. Not happening.

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3 years ago

*Flora and Riven smashing shit, because they have anger issues.*

Musa: Oh...Are we attracted to this?

Helia: No, are we?

Musa: Yeah, we are screwed.


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3 years ago

*Bloom and Stella parenting Roxy*

Roxy *nervous*: What do you say to a boy to let him know you're not interested?

Bloom: Well honey, I-

Stella: Let me handle this Bloom. I said them all. Rox, grab a paper and a pen.

*Roxy grabs it*

Stella: First "I like you as a friend", then there is "I think we should see other people", and my favorite in earth "I no speak English",

Roxy: I get the idea...

Stella: And one of my honey buckets used is "I'm married to the sea". And Riv one "I don't wanna kill you but I will".

Bloom: Stell! Stop.

Stella: Fine.

Bloom: Rox, I'd tell this boy I'm very flattered but you're just not ready for this kinda thing.

Roxy: Thanks, Bloom.

Stella: And if that doesn't work six simple words, that Musa teached me.

Stella:" I'm not gay but I'll learn"


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3 years ago

*Riven while being possessed trying to confuse himself*

Riven *whispering*: I don't have a problem.

Riven *singing to himself*: No, I don't have a problem.

Darcy: Let's go shot someone!

Riven: Yes!

Riven: I have a problem...


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3 years ago

Flora: Bloom? We’re here for you, ok? As long as it takes...

Stella: 20 more minutes and I’m ripping the door of the hinges!

Stella: Bloom! Stuff your feelings in.

Flora: Stell!

Stella: What? It’s not my sad day, I have things to do.


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3 years ago

Makkari*signing*: If one of you had to pick one of the other guys to go out with who would you pick.

Gilgamesh*rolling his eyes while sigining*:I'm not answering that.

Phastos*signing*:I'm not dating any of this morons.

Kingo*signing and whispering*: Ikaris...

Druig*signing while sinning*: BI! BI! BI!

Ikaris: I feel flattered Kingo :)


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3 years ago

BRANDON AND RIVEN PARENTING FLORA.

Flora: What flowers do you guys think the best for a wedding a tulip or a rose?

Riven: Roses, they bring joy or whatever... What wedding are you planing?

Flora: Well mine and Helia's.

Helia: We're getting married!

Flora: We're very excited. Please don't freak out.

Riven and Brandon: Oh... Your wedding.

Riven: What now?

*Brandon grabs Flora and puts behind them*

*They start hugging and kissing her head*

Riven: Helia could you leave us alone with Flora?

Helia: Why? What's is wrong..?

*Riven death stare*

Riven: Helia, I don't want to get violent. Can you leave us alone with Flora?!

*he starts moving*

Brandon: Riv, please calm down.

Riven*pissed*: Don't get in this, just let me handle this!

Brandon: Riven chill, remember what the doctor told you about your blood sugar, and we will have to run to the hospital, calm down.

Riven: LET ME HANDLE THIS! How many times do I have to say things in this family?!

Brandon: Sweetheart, don't get mad with me now.

Helia: Sorry, but I don't understand the problem of us marrying each other. We have been dating for 8 years.

Riven: Didn't I told you to leave?! How many times do I have to say things!

Brandon: Riv for fuck sake calm down.

Riven: LEAVE!

*he carries him to the door*

Helia: I'll call you Flo!

Flora*standing up*: Helia!

*Riven closes the door on Helia face*

Brandon: Riv, I don't think that's was a very nice way of treating Helia.

Riven: Why didn't you told us you were marrying him?

Flora:* grabs Brandon as human shield*

Riven: How long have you been engaged huh?

Riven: For who we were supposed to know?! By SKY?!

Brandon: We need to calm down RIV! Deep breathes ok?

Riven: Ok.

Flora: I don't understand. What is happening? What is wrong.

Brandon: The thing, is what you're about to do.

Flora: What?

Riven: Getting married. Is that not enough for you?

Flora: Oh, this.

Brandon: Why? But if you didn't like him that much, we didn't even have an official engagement dinner.

Riven: Flo, getting married is for life. You know that right?!

Flora: Yeah. But I will stop you right there. You two are married people. You know Helia for 8 years, and he's your friend. I'm in love with him. Stop parenting me, I'm a 24-year-old grown woman.


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4 years ago

Brandon: So how did you know Riven was the one?

Musa: He looked at me at the way all women want to be looked at ..

Brandon: Aww.

Musa: With fear on his eyes.

Brandon:

Layla: Awww.


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4 years ago

-Timmy every time trying to talk to Tecna.-

Timmy: You... you...when .. when...when... you...when...

Tecna: I'm sorry what?

Stella*used to it*: He's asking if when you went to his dorm if you grab his book of engine things.

Tecna: Yeah, sorry. It seemed so interesting. I just wanted to learn a bit.

Timmy:It's... Uhmm... It's.... Me....It's...

Stella*rolling her eyes*: He says it's ok, and that he would love to teach you whenever you want.

Tecna:How did you do it? I mean understanding it..

Stella: I'm used to it, if you guys excuse me, I have to go with Flora to her date with Helia. I speak shy-love. Mom teached me. Byeeee!


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3 years ago

*Rivusa filming a tik tok*

Musa: Riv.

Riven: What?

Musa: Ask me what I would do If we broke up.

Riven: Why?

Musa: Just do it!

Riven: What would you do if we broke up?

Musa: I'd get back with my ex.

Riven: WHAT?!

Riven*puppies eyes*: Why would you say that...

Riven*back at being pissed*: Go on, go back to him!

Musa: You'd be my ex.

Riven: Oh yeah.

*both start cracking up*


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3 years ago

Nabu: I know something you don't know!

Layla: Tell me this second!

Nabu: Has Musa perhaps misplaced a sweater.

Layla:Riven has it!

Nabu: Yes!

Layla:How do you know!

Nabu: I saw it!

Layla: Where?

Nabu: In his closet.

Layla:All this time?

Nabu:YeS! Isn't it romantic!

Layla: No it's horrid.

Nabu: I thought you be pleased.

Layla: At the idea of anybody coming to take Musa away? No thank you.

Nabu:Ahh.. Will you feel better about it when someone comes to take you away.

Layla: I would like to see someone try.

Nabu: I would like to see someone try as well.


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Fan Of superheroes and fairies.

I just post a lot of incorrect quotes incorrect quotes and sometimes my opinion on things.But Yeah big fan of a LOT of stuff,specially fairies and heroes stuff.

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