BRANDON AND RIVEN PARENTING FLORA.

BRANDON AND RIVEN PARENTING FLORA.

Flora: What flowers do you guys think the best for a wedding a tulip or a rose?

Riven: Roses, they bring joy or whatever... What wedding are you planing?

Flora: Well mine and Helia's.

Helia: We're getting married!

Flora: We're very excited. Please don't freak out.

Riven and Brandon: Oh... Your wedding.

Riven: What now?

*Brandon grabs Flora and puts behind them*

*They start hugging and kissing her head*

Riven: Helia could you leave us alone with Flora?

Helia: Why? What's is wrong..?

*Riven death stare*

Riven: Helia, I don't want to get violent. Can you leave us alone with Flora?!

*he starts moving*

Brandon: Riv, please calm down.

Riven*pissed*: Don't get in this, just let me handle this!

Brandon: Riven chill, remember what the doctor told you about your blood sugar, and we will have to run to the hospital, calm down.

Riven: LET ME HANDLE THIS! How many times do I have to say things in this family?!

Brandon: Sweetheart, don't get mad with me now.

Helia: Sorry, but I don't understand the problem of us marrying each other. We have been dating for 8 years.

Riven: Didn't I told you to leave?! How many times do I have to say things!

Brandon: Riv for fuck sake calm down.

Riven: LEAVE!

*he carries him to the door*

Helia: I'll call you Flo!

Flora*standing up*: Helia!

*Riven closes the door on Helia face*

Brandon: Riv, I don't think that's was a very nice way of treating Helia.

Riven: Why didn't you told us you were marrying him?

Flora:* grabs Brandon as human shield*

Riven: How long have you been engaged huh?

Riven: For who we were supposed to know?! By SKY?!

Brandon: We need to calm down RIV! Deep breathes ok?

Riven: Ok.

Flora: I don't understand. What is happening? What is wrong.

Brandon: The thing, is what you're about to do.

Flora: What?

Riven: Getting married. Is that not enough for you?

Flora: Oh, this.

Brandon: Why? But if you didn't like him that much, we didn't even have an official engagement dinner.

Riven: Flo, getting married is for life. You know that right?!

Flora: Yeah. But I will stop you right there. You two are married people. You know Helia for 8 years, and he's your friend. I'm in love with him. Stop parenting me, I'm a 24-year-old grown woman.

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STELLA BEING DRUNK.

Stella: Bloom... your hair...it’s so red....

Stella: Has it always being this way?

Bloom*laughing*: No, some gnoms change it. I used to be blue.

Stella*tearing up*: Amazing.


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3 years ago

*After a fight*

Riven: Why are you so quite love?

Musa*pissed*:Oh so I'm too quiet now?

Riven: Huh?

Musa: I thought I'm LoUd, LoUd and guess what, LOUD!

Riven: Well babe, I couldn't really say beautiful, sexy and adorable, could I?

Musa:

Riven:

Musa:Come here you cute lil' shit.


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3 years ago

Ikaris: I hate my last name.

Sersi:Uhm..why?

Ikaris: Because is not your last name.

Sersi:

Ikaris: ;)

Sersi: You know that we're married, and that we don't have last names, right?


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3 years ago

Musa: We literally went to the store for one thing and Brandon...

Brandon: I got a turtle hahaha!

Flora: You could name her taquito!


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3 years ago

Tecna: I can't be the looks and the brains in this operation.

Riven: I thought I was the looks.

Tecna: And that's why you're not the brains...


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3 years ago

THE FLOWER AND THE DRUNK.

How will Flora handle, get back home?

Read my new chapter to find out.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13844769/6/THE-LOST-KINGDOM-winx-club


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3 years ago

Timmy: Wait, you don't believe in evolution?

Flora*trying to grab a cookie*: Nahh... Not really...

Timmy*takes the cookie*: You don't believe in evolution?

Flora*calm*: I don't know it's just that it's you know, monkeys, darwin, you know it's a nice story... I just think is a little too easy.

* Riven and Stella watch each other while trying to hold their laugh*

Timmy: ToO eaSy?.. heh...the process of every living thing on this planet, evolving over millions of years from single-celled organisms is too easy?

Flora: Yeah, I just don't buy it. Let's just say plants talk...

Timmy: Evolution is a scientific FACT, like.. like... the air we breathe. LIKE gravity!

Flora: Okay, don't get me started on gravity.

Timmy: Come on, you don't believe in gravity?

Flora: Well, it's not like I don't believe, it's just that my culture is different. It's just I think it is in a different way... We think like nature holds everything where it's supposed to be.

Timmy: Well, let me just say-

Helia*putting his hand in Timmy's mouth*: No, dude you're done.


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3 years ago

*Sam talking with Sharon*

*Bucky walking in being hot*

Sam*staring*

Sharon: *laughing*

*Bucky now leaving*

Sam: Do I have daddy issues?

Sharon:*now laughing histercally*

Zemo*popping out from nowhere*:Did someone said Daddy?

Sharon*rolling her eyes*:Every single time


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4 years ago

Random stranger at the club: Did it hurt?

Musa: Im waiting someone.

Random stranger at the club: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Riven slinding his arm into Musa’s waist: No actually, because I was there to catch her.


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3 years ago

Musa: Can you hold this for me?

Riven: That’s your hand.

Musa: Yeah.


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Fan Of superheroes and fairies.

I just post a lot of incorrect quotes incorrect quotes and sometimes my opinion on things.But Yeah big fan of a LOT of stuff,specially fairies and heroes stuff.

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