Jack: Auntie Thena, I have problems with a boy.
Thena:" I can't hide his dead body" problems or " I like him" problems?
Jack: Uhm, I like him problems.
Thena: I got nothing on that, I could have helped with the other one thought, go ask your uncle Gligamesh.
Phastos: Jack, no.
Musa: We literally went to the store for one thing and Brandon...
Brandon: I got a turtle hahaha!
Flora: You could name her taquito!
- The specialists trips-
Helia: What's in the suitcase Riven?
Riven:Uhm... Just Vodka.
Timmy: You brought an entire suitcase full of vodka?
Riven:Pshh no...
Nabu: Thanks god, I didn't had the strengh to argue.
Riven: There's mixers as well. I'm not a savage.
Sky: Well that's debetable.
Riven: Brandon can you mix eider and vodka right?
Brandon:Yeah. Let's get the party started.
Bloom: I'm the most responsible of this group
Tecna: You literally just set the kitchen on fire.
Bloom: Yes and I take responsibility for that
Tecna:...
Bloom: Well, let's go party!
Brandon: And I'm still right.
Musa:Ugh! So not true.
Stella:What?
Brandon:She's mad because I know today's her laundry day. And that means she's wearing her old lady underpants.
Riven*winking at her*:I can check out that for you.
Musa:I just cant believe that you think that you and Riven know me and Stella better than we know you.
Riven: Well, we do. It's fact Muse. Baby you can only eat tic tacs in even numbers.
Brandon:Yeah, what's that about?
Riven:And you blondie, Timmy, I believe if you check Stella bag, you'll find a half eaten box of cookies in there.
Timmy*opens the bag and see's there's half of the cookies*:You're good.
Stella:So? Not surprised, everybody snacks when they shop.
Musa:Yeah.
Brandon:Oh, yeah? Timmy how many items left in that bag?
Timmy*checks it out*:Uhmm, five.
Riven:Okay, ten bucks that we can name every item in that bag.
Stella:How many guesses do you get?
Brandon:Six, sunshine.
Timmy*having fun*: Challenge extended.
Musa: Deal!
Timmy*more excited*:Challenge accepted.
Timmy:*grabs the bag and puts it in the table*
Brandon:Alright, let's start with apples.
Timmy*deep tone*: We'll be starting with apples.
Riven*deeper tone*:Stop that now.
Timmy*takes off the apples*: Yes.
Brandon:Okay, uh tortilla chips, yogurt.
Riven:Diet soda.
Timmy*taking all off*: Yes, yes and yes.
Riven:Uhmm orange juice.
Stella*puts her arms up*:OH! No, there's not orange juice in there! We win!
Musa:HA!
Timmy: Not so fast ladies, they still have another guest.
Stella*arms down*: Well, we won that one.
Brandon:Okay, the last thing is..
Riven:Oh! Oh! Oh! OH!
Riven:*whispers something to Brandon*
Brandon: No, no. Not for like another two weeks.
Riven: I got it! scotch tape.
Timmy*takes off the scotch tape*
Riven: HA!
Timmy: How did you know she would buy scotch tape?
Riven: Well, we used up theirs last night making scary faces.
Musa: Oh, man!
Riven: Muse, alright ten bucks! Give it to me!
Musa: That dosen't meant you guys know us better, I want a rematch.
Stella: Yeah, none of those stupid grocery questions, real personal questions.
Musa: Yeah, and the winner gets hundred bucks!
Brandon:Are you serious?
Musa*baby tone*: Are you scared?!
Brandon*fearfully*: No. Okay, who makes the questions?
Musa: Timmy will do it.
Timmy: Oh sure Timmy will do it. It's not like he has a job a girlfriend or life of his own.
Stella: Well fine, we'll ask Flora.
Timmy: No,no, no. I wanna do it.
* Every time Tecna does something*
Timmy: Look at the words sexy and brillant in that computer of yours.
Tecna: Oh, look at that. It’s me.
Timmy: You’re a goddes women! Good Job <3
Tecna: *trying to talk nervous*
Musa: She just passed him the peanutbutter.
Flora: Don’t get into the living room.
Tecna: Why?
Flora: I saw a spider.
Tecna: Did you kill it?
Flora: I have two arms she has eight it’s no a fair fight.
Tecna: ...
Flora: So to answer your question no. We must never go in the living room.
Stella: If i run and jump at Brandon, he will almost defently catch me.
Stella:*runs at Brandon*
Brandon: HONEYBUCKETS IM HOLDING COFFEE!
Brandon:*drops the coffee to catch Stella*
I LOVE THIS!!
I couldn’t post it here since it was over 100 MB, so you can watch it there. .-.
Sersie: We have a problem Ikaris.
Ikaris: What the fire?
Sersie: Wait- what? There's a fire?
Ikaris: Never mind, this sounds more interesting, tell me love.
I just post a lot of incorrect quotes incorrect quotes and sometimes my opinion on things.But Yeah big fan of a LOT of stuff,specially fairies and heroes stuff.
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