Jack: Auntie Thena, I Have Problems With A Boy.

Jack: Auntie Thena, I have problems with a boy.

Thena:" I can't hide his dead body" problems or " I like him" problems?

Jack: Uhm, I like him problems.

Thena: I got nothing on that, I could have helped with the other one thought, go ask your uncle Gligamesh.

Phastos: Jack, no.

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3 years ago

Musa: We literally went to the store for one thing and Brandon...

Brandon: I got a turtle hahaha!

Flora: You could name her taquito!


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4 years ago

- The specialists trips-

Helia: What's in the suitcase Riven?

Riven:Uhm... Just Vodka.

Timmy: You brought an entire suitcase full of vodka?

Riven:Pshh no...

Nabu: Thanks god, I didn't had the strengh to argue.

Riven: There's mixers as well. I'm not a savage.

Sky: Well that's debetable.

Riven: Brandon can you mix eider and vodka right?

Brandon:Yeah. Let's get the party started.


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4 years ago

Nabu: If you guys took a shot for every time you made a bad decision how drunk would you be?

Helia: Stone cold sober.

Timmy: Maybe a little tipsy.

Sky: Kind of drunk..

Brandon: Wasted.

Riven: Death.


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3 years ago

Bloom: I'm the most responsible of this group

Tecna: You literally just set the kitchen on fire.

Bloom: Yes and I take responsibility for that

Tecna:...

Bloom: Well, let's go party!


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4 years ago

WHO KNOWS WHO BETTER? PART 1.

Brandon: And I'm still right.

Musa:Ugh! So not true.

Stella:What?

Brandon:She's mad because I know today's her laundry day. And that means she's wearing her old lady underpants.

Riven*winking at her*:I can check out that for you.

Musa:I just cant believe that you think that you and Riven know me and Stella better than we know you.

Riven: Well, we do. It's fact Muse. Baby you can only eat tic tacs in even numbers.

Brandon:Yeah, what's that about?

Riven:And you blondie, Timmy, I believe if you check Stella bag, you'll find a half eaten box of cookies in there.

Timmy*opens the bag and see's there's half of the cookies*:You're good.

Stella:So? Not surprised, everybody snacks when they shop.

Musa:Yeah.

Brandon:Oh, yeah? Timmy how many items left in that bag?

Timmy*checks it out*:Uhmm, five.

Riven:Okay, ten bucks that we can name every item in that bag.

Stella:How many guesses do you get?

Brandon:Six, sunshine.

Timmy*having fun*: Challenge extended.

Musa: Deal!

Timmy*more excited*:Challenge accepted.

Timmy:*grabs the bag and puts it in the table*

Brandon:Alright, let's start with apples.

Timmy*deep tone*: We'll be starting with apples.

Riven*deeper tone*:Stop that now.

Timmy*takes off the apples*: Yes.

Brandon:Okay, uh tortilla chips, yogurt.

Riven:Diet soda.

Timmy*taking all off*: Yes, yes and yes.

Riven:Uhmm orange juice.

Stella*puts her arms up*:OH! No, there's not orange juice in there! We win!

Musa:HA!

Timmy: Not so fast ladies, they still have another guest.

Stella*arms down*: Well, we won that one.

Brandon:Okay, the last thing is..

Riven:Oh! Oh! Oh! OH!

Riven:*whispers something to Brandon*

Brandon: No, no. Not for like another two weeks.

Riven: I got it! scotch tape.

Timmy*takes off the scotch tape*

Riven: HA!

Timmy: How did you know she would buy scotch tape?

Riven: Well, we used up theirs last night making scary faces.

Musa: Oh, man!

Riven: Muse, alright ten bucks! Give it to me!

Musa: That dosen't meant you guys know us better, I want a rematch.

Stella: Yeah, none of those stupid grocery questions, real personal questions.

Musa: Yeah, and the winner gets hundred bucks!

Brandon:Are you serious?

Musa*baby tone*: Are you scared?!

Brandon*fearfully*: No. Okay, who makes the questions?

Musa: Timmy will do it.

Timmy: Oh sure Timmy will do it. It's not like he has a job a girlfriend or life of his own.

Stella: Well fine, we'll ask Flora.

Timmy: No,no, no. I wanna do it.


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4 years ago

* Every time Tecna does something*

Timmy: Look at the words sexy and brillant in that computer of yours.

Tecna: Oh, look at that. It’s me.

Timmy: You’re a goddes women! Good Job <3

Tecna: *trying to talk nervous*

Musa: She just passed him the peanutbutter.


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3 years ago

Flora: Don’t get into the living room.

Tecna: Why?

Flora: I saw a spider.

Tecna: Did you kill it?

Flora: I have two arms she has eight it’s no a fair fight.

Tecna: ...

Flora: So to answer your question no. We must never go in the living room.


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4 years ago

Stella: If i run and jump at Brandon, he will almost defently catch me.

Stella:*runs at Brandon*

Brandon: HONEYBUCKETS IM HOLDING COFFEE!

Brandon:*drops the coffee to catch Stella*


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4 years ago

I LOVE THIS!!

I couldn’t post it here since it was over 100 MB, so you can watch it there. .-.

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Fan Of superheroes and fairies.

I just post a lot of incorrect quotes incorrect quotes and sometimes my opinion on things.But Yeah big fan of a LOT of stuff,specially fairies and heroes stuff.

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