Nabu: If You Guys Took A Shot For Every Time You Made A Bad Decision How Drunk Would You Be?

Kingo: Depression? Isn't that just a fancy word for feeling "bummed out".

Sprite: Kingo you ignorant slut.

Bloom: Damn the power went out.

Stella:Don’t worry I got this.

*Stella shakes rapidly and starts to illuminate*

Bloom: What-

Stella: i swallowed a flaslight.

Bloom on the verge of cardiac arrest: WHY WHOULD YOU-

(Clint and Kate are eating lunch at some food court)

Kate Bishop: ...OH MY GOD.

Clint Barton: What, what?! Did those tracksuit bastards come back?!

Kate Bishop: No, I just remembered that a giant gold robot thing showed up in the ocean and almost blew up the world. Like...how were we not freaking out about this?!

Clint Barton: Eh, I'm used to all this cosmic shit by now. Comes with the job.

Druig, who is casually walking by the Hawkeyes with a tray of food for both him and Makkari: He's right you know. Oh, you're welcome by the way.

Jack: Auntie Thena, I have problems with a boy.

Thena:" I can't hide his dead body" problems or " I like him" problems?

Jack: Uhm, I like him problems.

Thena: I got nothing on that, I could have helped with the other one thought, go ask your uncle Gligamesh.

Phastos: Jack, no.

-Steve and Tony in heaven seeing the new “cap”-

Steve: That really just ruffles my feathers!

Tony: Please just say fuck, cap.

*In a class*

Codatorta: Brandon and Sky you guys go first.

*They both going cracking up with their homeworks*

Sky*seeing Codatorta face*: I'm so sorry.

*both presenting the work*

Codatorta: Did you have to do the same?

*Both start laughing and fell on the floor*

Codatorta: Really?

Brandon:So so sorry.

Codatorta: I guess you guys can guess the grade.

Sky: yeah...

*they both leave while cracking up*

*Rivusa filming a tik tok*

Musa: Riv.

Riven: What?

Musa: Ask me what I would do If we broke up.

Riven: Why?

Musa: Just do it!

Riven: What would you do if we broke up?

Musa: I'd get back with my ex.

Riven: WHAT?!

Riven*puppies eyes*: Why would you say that...

Riven*back at being pissed*: Go on, go back to him!

Musa: You'd be my ex.

Riven: Oh yeah.

*both start cracking up*

Flora: Are you smiling because something good happen? :)

Riven: Can I smile because I just feel like it?

Musa *walking by with a bored look*: Bloom tripped and fell in the parking lot.

Rivusa 10,11,12,13 please!

Saludos 🇲🇽

10.Are they a supper sappy couple?

They’re not a super sappy couple, I can assure you that. They just act normal, but sometimes the sappiest thing they do is like make out. But when that happens they just tear them like five meters apart, while they laugh happily.

11.What do they parents think about this relationship?

Let’s just say that Musa's dad isn’t thrilled. But her brother and grandma are(they’re part of my fanfic, I will explain them in a post), they love Riven an treat them really well.

But Riven dad is a drunk disaster who doesn’t give a shit about his son. So he just introduced Musa, too Erik and Jackson. (fanfic OC’s. I will explain them too). Who just loved her.

12. Who carries the other to bed?

This can be surprising but it’s Musa who carries Riven to bed. Because Riven usually stays up cleaning the apartment, because he hates dirt. So when he gets back home he just cleans the house, while Musa plays the piano, so when he’s done he falls asleep on the couch. So Musa with help of magic she carries him to the bed.

13.How do they hype up?

They hype up each other a lot. For example in Musa’s concerts, Riven knows how nervous she gets, so he just stans behind the stage, with a guitar-playing the first song that Musa sings. So in that way she knows he’s there. And that hypes her up.

And for example, Riven, when he has some shittie workday in the bar, she just goes to eat there and starts complimenting how incredible a waiter he is.

I hope you like it, if you guys have more questions just ask.

Riven: Do you even lift Helia?

Helia: I even lift?! Yeah dude, I lift your spirits up. How have you been? Everything ok? Remember to stay hidratated.