Bloom: I'm The Most Responsible Of This Group

Druig:I'm...wait for it...in...wait for it...love...wait for it...

*Sersi rolling her eyes while reading her magazine*

Druig: With...wait for it...a...wait for it...

*Sersi starting to loose her patience*

Druig: Certain... wait for it

Sersi *screaming a bit*: I know that you're in love with Makkari!

Druig: I don't love her ok?

*Sersi smashing the magazine to Druig*

Druig: Fine! I just miss her when she's not around, I think about her when I see something I know she would like, and I see her in slow motion...

Sersi: Please tell me you're hearing yourself.

Druig: Oh shit, I'm in love with her...

Helia: Uhmm do you have any plans for today?

Riven: Uh, i plan on popping a pill, crying a bit and falling sleep early. So just a regular week day.

Nabu:This feels wrong.

Riven: Why? Don’t you guys do that?

Timmy: For god sake, NO!

Flora: Are you smiling because something good happen? :)

Riven: Can I smile because I just feel like it?

Musa *walking by with a bored look*: Bloom tripped and fell in the parking lot.

Wanda: Yeah... It’s been a rough year for my family. We lost my husband back in april... And you know we are barely getting by...

Thanos*to people*: Hearing that Wanda lost her husband really Struck a nerve with me.

Thanos: Especially since im the one who killed him.

Musa and Riven Babysitting Flo and Helia daughter. PART 1.

Musa:Phoebe whatever it is we just wanna try to make it better.

Riven: What you got to be sad about? Did one of the paw patrol dogs died?

*shaking her head*

Musa: Listen Phoebe, problems are like guitars, the longer you leave them with out pitching, the worse they get.

*Covering her face*

Phoebe*Covering her mouth*: A boy at school was mean to me.

*Riven gets up*

Riven*kill mode active*: What did he do?

*Phoebe shows a box to Musa*

Musa*reading the note*: Merry Christmas Phoebe, I got you something you desperatly need, your secret santa Bernard.

Riven*angrier*: Who the fuck is Bernard?

*Musa opens the box*

Musa: Why did Bernard get you toothpaste and mouth wash sweetie?

Phoebe: Because he told everyone I had terrible breathe.

Riven*fury active*: Where does Bernard live?

Musa: Riv, you're not going to beat up a little kid.

Riven*confused*: Why not?

Musa*pissed*: Why do you think? Fucking dumb head.

Riven: Ok, it was just a suggestion Muse.

Musa: Phoebe listen, some kids are just mean little dicks, yeah? I bet your breathe dosen't smell that bad. Come on.

*Gets closer to her to smell it.*

Musa*worried*: Come on Phoebe it's me. Let me have a smell. Come'on.

*Phoebe nods and opens her mouth*

*Musa smells*

*Musa is about to throw up*

Musa*about to puke*: Oh...

Riven: Hey! She feels bad enough!

Musa*still trying to not puke feeling terrible*:I'm sorry I really tried.

Riven: It can not be that bad.

*Phoebe hides behind the pillow*

Phoebe: GO AWAY! Riven: Phoebe..

Phoebe* about to cry*: I'm a monster.

Riven: Come'on green, I spend my teenage years living with men, i promise you I smell worse.

Musa *whispering*: I don't know.

Riven: Come'on sweetheart.

*Phoebe opens her mouth.*

*Riven really focused on not passing out*

Riven: I think you might be dying...

*Riven holding Musa and putting her on front*

Musa: Pheebs, listen that is not like I forgot to brush my teeth bad.

Riven*throwing up behind*: UHH!

Musa: Or like I ate onions bad.

Riven*contiuning throwing up*: OHHH!

Musa: It's medically bad, which means it's not your fault. Come here.

*Sits her in her lap*

Riven: Ok, I'm good. Girls put your coats on.

Phoebe: Where are we going?

Riven: Where going to visit your nerd posh uncles and see if any of them is a dentist. And if we don't find the cure, we will go to that fair you like.

THE DYNAMIC OF THIS FOUR.

Sharon:I’m so cold. Does someone have a jacket?

Bucky:Well I don’t control the weather Sharon.

Sam:Yeah I’m kind of cold too.

Bucky:Oh, here take my jacket, my hoodie, my life, my love, should I hug you? Or make you some hot chocolate? Do you need a blanket or something?

Sam:Don’t worry, it’s a bit of cold.*hugging him*

Sharon:*done with them*

Sharon:BiTCh.

Zemo*taking off his jacket*:If you want I can give you my jacket.

Sharon:Fine, terrorist.

Zemo:I go by daddie Zemo.

-Sam after he found out Steve left.-

Sam: Oh my god he left?

Sam: NO

Sam:*realizing Bucky is now single*

Sam: Oh...

Ikaris: Are we filtring or are we fighting?

Sersi: I broke a fucking tooth, and we have no cash! What are you talking about!!

Ikaris: Still proving my point...Mix messages.

-Rivusa parenting-

* Musa and Riven carrying their baby into the car.

Musa: Actually maybe you should do this* passing the baby to Riv*

Riven*holding the baby with a confused look*: Why?

Musa: I Don’t want to bump her head with the door, pinch her with the seat bell.

Riven: Muse how long are you going to beat yourself up, for one mistake?

Riven: It’s this going to be like that one time you forgot you’re lyrics?

Musa: I just think... I suck being a mother..

Riven: What are you talking about? We’re new at this.

Musa: You’re a natural I mean look at you.

Musa: You walk into the room, and her face lights up. you change her clothes with one hand. And I...

Musa: Great, now Im jelaous of you.

Riven: Theres so many thinks that you do that I cant.

Riven: You baby proof our entire house, you sing to her every night. You dance with her. And come on without you we couldn’t even have a baby to injur.

Musa: I...

Riven: Honey thats what make’s us a great*while he puts her in the car*

Riven: We each have our own strengths. Now who are amazing parents?

Musa: We are.

Riven: I cant hear you!

Musa: We are.

Riven: Don’t you forget it*kissing her head*

Musa: *closes the door*

Musa;Did we just locked our baby on the car?

Riven: Did you put the keys in the bag?!

Musa: I.. i put the keys in the bag.

Riven*clearly panicking*: Oh Muse! I told you not to put the keys on the bag!

Musa*starting to freak out*: Don’t freak out. Come on Don’t freak out.

Riven*about to cry while he looks at the baby*: HoNeY iT’s Ok!

Musa*starts to sing*: A, B, C, D, E,F,G

Riven: Are you really sining? People get arresten for this, Musa.

Musa*continues to sing while she cries*: H-I-J-K-L-M-N

Riven*runing around the car*: Do all four doors are locked?

Musa: I’m going to call Tecna!

Riven: *runs away*

Musa*while she calls*: We locked our baby in the car! we locked her!

Riven* runing with a Trash with a high pitched voice: Im BrEaKiNg ThE WiNdOw!

Musa*crying*: We locked her in the car, and people are judjing us.

Riven*getting closes to the car with the trash still with a high pitched voice*: I sWeAr ToO gOd I’m GoInG To BrEaK iT!

Musa*crying more*: No, it will get glass on her.Ass!

Riven*ready to destroy the window*: DoN’t WoRrY SwEeTie! DaDDiE iS CoMiNg FoR yOu!

Musa*more calm*: Tecna says that you check the door now!

Riven*throws the Trash at the floor and opens the door*: Oh...Thats it amazing.

Riven*kissing the baby*: How did they do that?

Musa: I Don’t know, But were changing the car.

Riven: Where’s is the idiot anyway?

Sky: Im right here.

Riven: Surpisingly im not talking about you this time.