-Rivusa Parenting-

Kingo *signing*: So I got this amazing plan to kill the deviants.

Makkari*rolling his eyes while signing*: We fail almost every time you say that.

Kingo*signing*:Well this is NOT the same! Because there's a tooka involved.

WHO KNOWS WHO BETTER. PART 2.

Timmy: Uhm, guys the game is ready.

*they all go running to the couch*

Timmy: Okay, each team will answer ten questions. The first team to answer the most questions wins. The categories are fears and pet peeves, ancient history, literature and it's all relative.

Timmy: Now the coin toss to see who goes first.

*throws the coin*

Timmy:Okay, somebody call it this time.

*throws it*

Stella:TAILS!

Timmy: It's head. Gentleman pick your category.

Riven: Fears and pet peeves.

Timmy: What's Musa bigger pet peeve?

Brandon:Animals dressed as humans

Timmy: That's correct. One point for the boys. Ladies?

Musa: The same category!

Timmy: According to Riven what phenomen scares the bejesus out of him?

Musa:PIGEONS!!

Timmy: That's is correct. Ladies one point.

Stella: Heck yeah! We run the world!

Brandon: The innocent flying birds dude?

Riven: They're shifty, and you don't know what they're thinking,between those separeted eyes, they're psychopats!

Brandon: They have feelings, man!

Timmy: Uhmm gentleman. It's your turn.

Brandon: It's all relative.

Timmy: Stella and I, have a grandmother who died, you both went to her funeral. Name that grandmother!

Brandon: Nana?

Riven: She has a real name.

Brandon: Althea!

Riven: What are you doing?!

Brandon: I took a shot!

Riven: You're shooting with Althea?!

Timmy: Althea, is correct.

Riven:Nice shooting.

Stella: Wait, you weren't sure about my dead grandma name, honeybuckets?

Brandon: Uhmm... How are we going? Isn't their turn now?

Timmy:Two points for the gentlemen. Ladies?

Musa: We'll take literature!

Timmy: Every week the Tv guide comes to Riven and Brandon apartment what name appears in the address label?

Stella: OH! It's Riven Ron! Riven Ron!

Musa: No!

Timmy: I'm afraid that the tv guide comes Rineven Ronter.

Musa: I knew that! Stella use your head!

Riven: It's actually miss Rineven Ronter.

The winx and the specialists after watching FATE.

Flora: So that was something... guys?

Bloom: I have to ask, am I so self centered? And annoying? And why Stella and I hate each other? Ugh it dosen’t make sense. And Sky and Stella, hell to the no.

Stella: Of course not, why the fuck did i date Sky? And why I’m such bitch? And where is my honey buckets. And i love fashion, it’s not and obligation. My mum is nice ok? Im confused...

Layla: At least they didn’t make you the black token friend, dont get me wrong she seems nice and all but that’s not me.

Flora: I Don’t meant to be rude but why i’m white? I look like a grown women, and why Riven and I treat eachother badly, he’s my friend. I miss Helia. I didn’t like it a LOT im sorry netflix. The only good think is the diferent body representation.

Musa: Fuck this shit, im not white either, gosh. Why the fuck im a empath? And why im dating that Sam dude hes not my type. I only talk to Riven ONCE, why?And why the fuck he dates that beatrix and not me? I Don’t get it.. At least my personality was kind of cool...

Tecna: At least you guys where in there. Why im not good enough for their shitty show? Ok, but I do have to say this, at least like Musa says they didn’t fuck me up. But I’m no quite happy, that they don’t consider me one of the Winx, that’s kind of irrespecful.

Timmy: Of course you’re good enough, i love you. They screwed it up. I’m actually a little bit happy that im not in there, at least they didn’t ruin me.

Helia: I think the same thing as you Timmy, But i didn’t like what they did too my flower.

Brandon: I’M GOING TO KILL SOMEONE. Why they make my sweet honey buckets like that? And why she’s dating Sky?He’s my best friend and she’smy girlfriend. Gosh don’t they have some respect for us, or what?

Nabu: Im not there, and i hope not to be, because for sure the will kill me again. And they make the Black token friend like they did with Layla..

Sky: I quite like my caracther.. I just Don’t like the fact that I dated Stella. But my dad is alive,why would they kill him? Uhmm, Riven are you good?

Riven: MUSA WITH THAT BORING ASSHOLE? GOSH. WHO THE FUCK WRITES THIS? THE RIVERDALE WRITERS OR WHAT?

WHY THE FUCK IM BYPHOBIC?

 AND why i fat shame Flora? She’s my mate. 

I Don’t smoke it’s not healty, im a healty person.

And fuck no, i Don’t wanna fucking date the trix. And it’s Musa my girl, not that Beatrix. FOR GOD SAKE. I ONLY DATED DARCY, BECAUSE I WAS POSESED. ONE TIME, ONE FUCKING TIME. I HATE THIS. 

 And why my fucking best friend is Sky, that dosen’t make sense. I HATE IT. I WILL MURDER THEM AND DESTROY EVERITHING THEY LOVE.

WANDA VISION CHOOSE VIOLENCE THIS WEEK.

THIS CHAPTER BROKE ME.

Phastos*signing*: How did you guys break the bed again?

Kingo*signing*: Yeah, what were you guys even doing?

Druig*signing*:Uhm..

*LAST NIGHT*

Druig*signing*: I bet you can't jump high enough to touch the celling, without using your powers.

Makkari*signing*: Try me, bitch.

Jack: Uncle Druig, what's a thot? Druig*about to crack up*: A thoughtful person, kiddo.

*later at the dinner table*

Jack: Daddie can you pass the salt?

Phastos:Sure kid.

Jack:Thanks daddie, you're such a thot.

Phastos: DRUIG! What did you do?!

Gligamesh: Thena, sweetie. Did you have to stab him?

Thena: You weren't there. You didn't hear what he said to me.

Gligamesh: I'm going to regret asking, but what did he said?

Thena: He said "what are you going to do, stab me?"

Gligamesh:Thena...

Thena: What, he asked me. That's is being polite.

Gilgamesh:Thena...

Musa: You were hurt, what do you remmember?

Brandon: Just the ambulance, it was a really loud noice..

Riven: We didn’t take an ambulance Sky drove us.

Brandon: But im sure that i heard a siren.

Bloom: Yup, that siren was Stella.

Stella: Sorry I was scared...

THE DYNAMIC OF THIS FOUR.

Sharon:I’m so cold. Does someone have a jacket?

Bucky:Well I don’t control the weather Sharon.

Sam:Yeah I’m kind of cold too.

Bucky:Oh, here take my jacket, my hoodie, my life, my love, should I hug you? Or make you some hot chocolate? Do you need a blanket or something?

Sam:Don’t worry, it’s a bit of cold.*hugging him*

Sharon:*done with them*

Sharon:BiTCh.

Zemo*taking off his jacket*:If you want I can give you my jacket.

Sharon:Fine, terrorist.

Zemo:I go by daddie Zemo.

Riven *unbottoning shirt*: God it’s so hot in here.

Musa: I know that baby, But why are you unbuttoning my shirt?