WHO KNOWS WHO BETTER. PART 2.

Brandon: I like you! I don't give a fuck about your boyfriend.

Stella: Bran...Uhmm you're my boyfriend.

Brandon: Oh, yeah... But he doesn't deserve you girl, you should marry me.

Stella:*facepalm*

*In the car*

Flora: You're like the smartest person ever :)

Timmy: I like to think that.

Flora*seeing a car*: Go ahead, go ahead…

*silence*

Flora: Go ahead you stupid!

Timmy: *shocked*

Flora: No, honestly what a dumb driver! What is wrong with people!

Timmy *awkward*: You got a lot of rage in you Flo. I mean that person was just trying to drive their car...

Flora: That person was going to get smashed. MOVE IT!

Timmy: Calm down please.

Flora: I mean part of the problem is I'm just completly exhausted :)

*stopping the car dangerously*

Timmy: Oh my god you're a psychopath!

Flora: No, that person just went in front of me again!

Timmy: Oh my god, I'm never driving with you again.

Flora: Ok :)

* Timmy a few minutes later with Tecna*

Timmy: Flo is out of her mind. And I'm worried that she might kill someone.

- Brandon the first time he meet Stella-

Brandon: Cause you’re pretty, you’re smart and you’re... ignoring me. So you’re obviously my type.

Stella: I’m sorry, what were you saying?

Brandon: Perfect.<3

WHO KNOWS WHO BETTER? PART 1.

Brandon: And I'm still right.

Musa:Ugh! So not true.

Stella:What?

Brandon:She's mad because I know today's her laundry day. And that means she's wearing her old lady underpants.

Riven*winking at her*:I can check out that for you.

Musa:I just cant believe that you think that you and Riven know me and Stella better than we know you.

Riven: Well, we do. It's fact Muse. Baby you can only eat tic tacs in even numbers.

Brandon:Yeah, what's that about?

Riven:And you blondie, Timmy, I believe if you check Stella bag, you'll find a half eaten box of cookies in there.

Timmy*opens the bag and see's there's half of the cookies*:You're good.

Stella:So? Not surprised, everybody snacks when they shop.

Musa:Yeah.

Brandon:Oh, yeah? Timmy how many items left in that bag?

Timmy*checks it out*:Uhmm, five.

Riven:Okay, ten bucks that we can name every item in that bag.

Stella:How many guesses do you get?

Brandon:Six, sunshine.

Timmy*having fun*: Challenge extended.

Musa: Deal!

Timmy*more excited*:Challenge accepted.

Timmy:*grabs the bag and puts it in the table*

Brandon:Alright, let's start with apples.

Timmy*deep tone*: We'll be starting with apples.

Riven*deeper tone*:Stop that now.

Timmy*takes off the apples*: Yes.

Brandon:Okay, uh tortilla chips, yogurt.

Riven:Diet soda.

Timmy*taking all off*: Yes, yes and yes.

Riven:Uhmm orange juice.

Stella*puts her arms up*:OH! No, there's not orange juice in there! We win!

Musa:HA!

Timmy: Not so fast ladies, they still have another guest.

Stella*arms down*: Well, we won that one.

Brandon:Okay, the last thing is..

Riven:Oh! Oh! Oh! OH!

Riven:*whispers something to Brandon*

Brandon: No, no. Not for like another two weeks.

Riven: I got it! scotch tape.

Timmy*takes off the scotch tape*

Riven: HA!

Timmy: How did you know she would buy scotch tape?

Riven: Well, we used up theirs last night making scary faces.

Musa: Oh, man!

Riven: Muse, alright ten bucks! Give it to me!

Musa: That dosen't meant you guys know us better, I want a rematch.

Stella: Yeah, none of those stupid grocery questions, real personal questions.

Musa: Yeah, and the winner gets hundred bucks!

Brandon:Are you serious?

Musa*baby tone*: Are you scared?!

Brandon*fearfully*: No. Okay, who makes the questions?

Musa: Timmy will do it.

Timmy: Oh sure Timmy will do it. It's not like he has a job a girlfriend or life of his own.

Stella: Well fine, we'll ask Flora.

Timmy: No,no, no. I wanna do it.

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- The specialists trips-

Helia: What's in the suitcase Riven?

Riven:Uhm... Just Vodka.

Timmy: You brought an entire suitcase full of vodka?

Riven:Pshh no...

Nabu: Thanks god, I didn't had the strengh to argue.

Riven: There's mixers as well. I'm not a savage.

Sky: Well that's debetable.

Riven: Brandon can you mix eider and vodka right?

Brandon:Yeah. Let's get the party started.

Kingo: Come on, dudes I never brag.

Druig: You once called your face the proof of god existence.

Kingo: I mean am I wrong?

Mobius: Do we really need flowers?

Loki: Hell, yes. Stargazer flowers babe.

Old lady: How can I help you?

Loki: Hey so I'm getting married and would love to see what you have in way of stargazer lilies.

Old lady: Let me show you some photos.

*stars showing them*

Old lady: This is the sierra sunset and this is what we call beyond blue.

Loki: Thats gorgeous.

Old lady:Especially because we get them at the perfect time. Right before they open, so they're spectacular on your blessed day.

Loki: I bet. What do you think Mob?

Mobius: Yeah, I like the blue one's.

Loki: Yeah. Great.

Mobius: Yeah, Loki.

Old lady: Are you the best man?

Mobius*kind angel*:No I'm the grom? The official partner. We still haven't found the name.

Old lady:So you are...Homosexuals?

Loki: No, well he is. I just like having another man dick in my ass.

Old lady: I'm sorry, I'm afraid that we don't do buisness with your...

Loki*starting to get pissed*:With your what?

Old lady: We don't believe...

Loki: Finishing sentences grandma! Is that in what you don't believe in?

Mobius: Loki..

Old lady: Sodomy is a sin.

Loki: You know what else it's a sin? Stabbing a fucking bitch in the heart.

Mobius*taking him out of the store*: Okay,yeah.

Loki:I'm going to sodomize you mere mortal. I will ruin you and your stupid fucking shop.

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Ajax* calling to check out on them*: So how it been, is Thena distracted enough?

Gligamesh: Oh, yeah...

Ajax:What are you not telling me Gligamesh?

Gligamesh:Well, uhm... we need to change of location, she tried to set on fire the white house because of Trump, but in total accident i swear.

Ajax: Oh....