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Remus: [texting Sirius] im out rn so I can’t listen. Is it important?

Sirius: nah just listen to the voice message later

Remus: alr

[later]

Remus: *open voice message*

Sirius: THERES A FIRE- PETE!! YOURE MAKING IT WORSE STOP- (!!)

James: *screaming in pain*

Marlene: *laughing*

Peter: *screaming in fear*

Katsuki, kissing Izuku: Hey sweetheart.

Izuku, kissing back: What’s up, babe.

Uraraka: Did we miss something?

Shouto: Oh, no no, they’re just playing a game, no biggie.

Mina: What game?

Shinso: It’s called gay chicken. The point of the game is for two guys to pretend to be gay together for as long as possible.

Shouto: and whoever chickens out first loses.

Shota, with a knowing look: And how long has it been since they are, uh… pretending?

Shinso: Three weeks.

Class 1-A:

Uraraka:

Shouto, leaning over: They’re pretty stubborn.

*** Later***

Izuku: no but seriously, did you see their faces?

Katsuki: I knOw. Uraraka looked like she wanted to cry *laughs*

Izuku, looking at Katsuki: now we just have to tell them that we are dating, not playing gay chicken.

Katsuki: *sigh* Uraraka is going to have a stroke.

hey guys, this is just the list of all the chapters in my Fic: To the Bone, We rise. if ur interested imma post the link at the bottom of the post.

Book 1: To the Bone, We Rise

The Boy in the Green Hoodie

A Ghost in the System

Tooth and Claw

Break the Boy, Build the Blade

Blood in the Gutter, Teeth in the Dark

Soft Things Die in the Light

The Names We Burn

The Child the System Forgot

When the Quiet Bite

A Fire Without Oxygen

What Remains in the Bones

The Cost of Being Chosen

You’re Not My Son (And Other Lies We Tell)

Ashes in the Mouth of God

No One Drowns Alone

And Still He Stays

The Breaking That Builds

To the Bone, We Rise

Epilogue – And the Light Finds Us Anyway (Green Eyes, Red Threads)

in the works :P

Because they tried to build something holy out of a boy made of scars. Because they wanted him powerful, obedient, and empty. Because gods are easier to control when you carve out everything human first.   Book I: To the Bone, We Rise – COMPLETE BUT NOT FULLY POSTED A boy abandoned. A ghost born in the dark. A system meant to forget him—and the family that refused to let him be forgotten.   Book II: What They Tried to Bury He rose. They lost. But secrets rot slow. And something is still alive in the vault where his name was never supposed to resurface.   Book III: The Red Door Book IV: The Boy Who Broke Design Book V: We Name the Ghosts Ourselves

link to series:

https://archiveofourown.org/series/4787785

TIFU

okay so I was sitting in the middle of my psychology class today, re-reading my own fanfic to look for any loopholes I may have missed when my teacher comes out of fucking nowhere and sees my screen. I briefly think that my life is over but instead of yelling at me he nodded and said that he "loves to read that fic" in his spare time. he said that he "really hopes that one of the characters is able to recover from what the author is putting them through" and I just sat there and nodded because WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO IN THAT SITUATION?! he also said that the character I was going to kill off (for the plot) was his favourite because of how kind he was.

what do I do

hey guys im back! it only took a failed relationship and falling in love with a guy who has to go back to german who "doesn't want to hold me back with a long distance relationship".

what did i miss?

Izuku: *at night in bed after being drugged up because of injuries* good night moon

Izuku: good night tree

Izuku: good night ghosts only i can see

Recovery girl, who was tucking him in: *shaking*

Aizawa, who was standing in the corner: well that's not concerning at all.

*Later*

Aizawa, still mumbling under his breath: ghosts? Oboro?

Yagi, walks around a corner:

Aizawa:*Scared grunt*

Aizawa: oh its just you. thought problem child was right about the ghosts for a minute.

Yagi: he is

Aizawa: what?

Yagi: what?

rip Denki Kaminari you would’ve loved watching tiktoks with a subway surfer video playing in the background.

Shouta: Hey Kid can I get a sip of your water? Vigilante Izuku: It's not water. Vigilante Izuku: It's vinegar. Shouta: Wh-Wha- Vigilante Izuku: It's vinegar, COWARD.

*Shouta and Vigilante Izuku are doing something absurdly dangerous* Vigilante Izuku: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time! Shouta, deadpan: Well that's encouraging.

Vigilante Izuku: Am I in trouble? Shouta: Take a guess. Vigilante Izuku: No? Shouta: Take another guess.

guys i have a STAGE 1 psychology assignment due in 18 hours about Examining the Impact of AI on Brain Structures and Functioning. psychology says I need about 9 hours of sleep. school starts in 11 hours but I cannot sleep cause I have a drama performance tomorrow so I wont be able to submit it regardless.

anyway. what is more important? sleep or finishing the assignment with the knowledge you know have.

Vigilante Izuku: *Stubs their toe* FUCK! Shouta: Mind your language! Vigilante Izuku: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”??? Shouta: Vigilante Izuku: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

Shouta: You know, not every problem can be solved with a knife. Vigilante Izuku: That's why I carry two knives.

Vigilante Izuku: I learned some very valuable lessons from this. Shouta: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away. Vigilante Izuku: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

Shouta: What is your biggest weakness? Vigilante Izuku: I can be uncooperative. Tsukauchi: Okay, can you give us an example? Vigilante Izuku: No.

I feel like aizawa and class 1A would get life 360 because aizawa wants to know where they are in case of a villain attack but eventually it gets turned on him and he gets messages from everyone like "Mr aizawa can u get us maccas pls?"

id also like to imagine that izuku, being the nervous wreck he is, only has his location turned on for aizawa, bakugo, todoroki, and MAYBE Allmight.

*Shouta and Vigilante Izuku skipping stones on lake* Shouta: It’s such a beautiful evening. Vigilante Izuku, whispering: Take that you fucking lake

Shouta: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness. Izuku: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you. Nezu: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-

Izuku: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...

Katsuki: Fool me once, I’m gonna kill you

Izuku: Fool me twice, I'll kill myself.

Katsuki: wait, no-

Katsuki: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated. Izuku: Killed without hesitation. Katsuki: No.

Katsuki: It’s dark in here Izuku: Don’t worry dude I got this Izuku: *Stomps their feet* Izuku: *Skechers light up*

Izuku in every vigilante fic be like:

Izuku: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis. Shouta: You're like 15 years old Izuku: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!

Katsuki: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds. Izuku: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!? Katsuki: No! Four to five seconds! Izuku: Too late!!!

Nezu: Time for plan G. Sansa: Don’t you mean plan B? Nezu: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Tsukauchi: What about plan D? Nezu: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Shouta: What about plan E? Nezu: I’m hoping not to use it. The Kid dies in plan E. Vigilante Izuku: I like plan E.

Tsukauchi: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Sansa: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents

Tsukauchi: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

Nezu: Actually I did the math, Sansa would have $225, not $0.15.

Sansa: Fam I’m right here....

Shouta: If I had a dollar I would buy a coffee

Tsukauchi: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Shouta: Sorry I only have a dollar

Tsukauchi: :(

Nezu: oh I miscalculated, Sansa would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

Shouta: If I had $22,500 I would buy a coffee and an apply juice

Nezu: You can buy anything you want with $22,500

Hizashi: Yeah and they want coffee and apply juice

Nezu: Apply juice to what

Vigilante Izuku: Directly to the forehead

Sansa: Great chat everyone

Are they really your best friend if you haven't been accused of dating them?

Vigilante Izuku: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat? Sansa: >:O language Nezu: Yeah watch your fucking language Tsukauchi: OKAY WHO TAUGHT NEZU THE FUCK WORD? Shouta: 'The fuck word'. Hizashi: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time Nezu: Oh my god they censored it Shouta: Say fuck, Hizashi. Nezu: Do it, Hizashi. Say fuck.