Naomasa Tsukauchi - Blog Posts

Squid game and mha crossover !!

Naomasa whenever Midoriya:

This was a prompt I got from a friend (Hi Rook :)

mY cAbBaGes!

Oh, my God, guys. This is such a cute and creepy situation that I can't not tell you about it.

Anyway, I was sitting and wanted to start painting, I made myself a warm tea and I was surfing YouTube looking for music.Suddenly in a YouTube search I get a very creepy request with a very scary video for me.Just so you understand, it's nighttime, I'm home alone and I'm a pretty fearful person and sometimes suffer from panic attacks.And now I'm just hyper-anxious.I was in a ball on the bed and couldn't move out of fear.

And my boyfriend. He immediately calmed me down and is on his way to my place so I can get some sleep.

And I imagined that Toshinori was also suffering from panic attacks and needed someone to calm him down. That scene came to my mind.

Pov:

Toshinori: *He has a severe panic attack, breathing deeply and shivering while wrapped in a blanket* .... ... ...

*Tsukauchi's phone call*

"Hey, T-tsukauchi-kun... a-are you busy right n-now?" *voice trembles*

Tsukauchi: *deep sigh* "It happened again,buddy...?"

Toshinori:"...y-yes..."

Tsukauchi: *looks at the clock where it was 2:00am* "I'll be there soon, can you be alone Just a little more?"

Toshinori: "I-i'll try my best, thank you... Tsukauchi-kun."

(For the most part, I'm writing this to cheer myself up, so don't take it too seriously).

Shouta: What is your biggest weakness? Vigilante Izuku: I can be uncooperative. Tsukauchi: Okay, can you give us an example? Vigilante Izuku: No.

Nezu: Time for plan G. Sansa: Don’t you mean plan B? Nezu: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Tsukauchi: What about plan D? Nezu: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Shouta: What about plan E? Nezu: I’m hoping not to use it. The Kid dies in plan E. Vigilante Izuku: I like plan E.

Tsukauchi: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Sansa: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents

Tsukauchi: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

Nezu: Actually I did the math, Sansa would have $225, not $0.15.

Sansa: Fam I’m right here....

Shouta: If I had a dollar I would buy a coffee

Tsukauchi: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Shouta: Sorry I only have a dollar

Tsukauchi: :(

Nezu: oh I miscalculated, Sansa would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

Shouta: If I had $22,500 I would buy a coffee and an apply juice

Nezu: You can buy anything you want with $22,500

Hizashi: Yeah and they want coffee and apply juice

Nezu: Apply juice to what

Vigilante Izuku: Directly to the forehead

Sansa: Great chat everyone

Vigilante Izuku: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat? Sansa: >:O language Nezu: Yeah watch your fucking language Tsukauchi: OKAY WHO TAUGHT NEZU THE FUCK WORD? Shouta: 'The fuck word'. Hizashi: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time Nezu: Oh my god they censored it Shouta: Say fuck, Hizashi. Nezu: Do it, Hizashi. Say fuck.

Tsukauchi: I CAN'T DO IT!

Sansa, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!

Tsukauchi: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE

Nezu: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.

Tsukauchi:

Tsukauchi: I appreciate it,

Tsukauchi: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-

Shouta: Tsukauchi-

Tsukauchi: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!

Hizashi: Tsukauchi we gotta-

Tsukauchi: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.

Tsukauchi: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'

Tsukauchi, motioning to Vigilante Izuku: NOT FUCKING THIS

Tsukauchi: Dumbest scar stories, go!

Nezu: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.

Sansa: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.

Shouta: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.

Hizashi: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.

Vigilante Izuku:

Vigilante Izuku: I have emotional scars.

Tsukauchi: Dammit, Shouta! Shouta: What?! It wasn’t me! Tsukauchi: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Zashi! Zashi: Not me either. Tsukauchi: Oh...Then who set the house on fire? Vigilante Izuku: *whistles*

Tsukauchi: Croissants: dropped Vigilante Izuku: Road: works ahead Nezu: BBQ sauce: on my titties Shouta: Shavacado: fre Hizashi: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead Sansa: Sansa, grumpy: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

Midoriya and monoma being stuck in the back of a police car together would be really funny because monoma would be like 

“this is your fault idiot class 1-A student with no self preservation”

 and midoriya would go “what was i supposed to do??? Watch that man commit a crime???”

 and monoma would go “CALL THE POLICE IDIOT” 

and midoriya would go “WE ARE HERO STUDENTS” and monoma would go

 “YEAH. NOT VIGILANTES” and they would keep fighting back and forth and the police officer in the front (probs tsukauchi if were being honest) would go “please for the love of god stop flirting I cant take it” 

Midoriya: I've seen a lot of murders in my life, all of them were on Wednesday.

Tsukauchi, who just detained him:

more of the batman au

Monoma, after becoming friends with Midoriya: You know [placing a hand on Midoriyas shoulder], I used to get unreasonably excited whenever I got a Twitter notification from you

Midoriya, picking Monomas hand off his shoulder and setting it down: Don't touch me you common whore :/

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Aizawa points at Midoriya, unaware of who he is at first: Do it have a pronoun?

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Shinsou: Midoriya, you come off as distressed. I'm insanely concerned for your sanity whenever I see you.

Midoriya, who was just set on fire: you're so sweet <3

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Tsukauchi: Midoriya, and purple one. How the fuck did you find this place.

Midoriya: My brain shorted out and I got an image from god. I'm the new christ

Shinsou: Now I need to sneeze and see if you'll bless me

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Mei, after fucking up her phone for the 200th time: HELP MY PHONE RANDOMLY STARTED PLAYING BOSS FIGHT MUSIC.

Shinsou: The time has come.

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Midoriya, texting Shinsou as he stands in an alley: Shinsou I was just??? spit on??? no one else is in this alley but me?? and I didn't say anything???

Shinsou: The ghosts are angry, apologize to them.

Dabi, who spit on Midoriya: what the fuck

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Mei: I am on my 6th cup of sunny d

Midoriya: Mei we've talked about this :(

Mei: tatsey orange liqhuesd

Midoriya: No :((

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Midoriya, who hasn't breathed in the last 4 minutes: That was me not breathing :)

Tsukauchi, driving Midoriya to the police station for the 70th time: That's very nice Midoriya.

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Monoma: [tweeting some obnoxious shit about Midoriya, not expecting a reply]

Midoriya: Your spine is my prized possession

Monoma: I'm gonna cry

Monodeku au that takes place in a world where quirks are only a thing in comic books. Midoriya has a ton of hero merch still but then reads about batman and is like "I can do that" and sells his hero merch and becomes a vigilante. Monoma is the "villain" of the story but then its "enemies" to reluctant teammates to friends to lovers.

some excerpts/ideas from this au because I can't write but this au is all I think about so here are some small little bits about it :). ALSO! Mei and Shinsou would be there too because they are best friends.

-after becoming a vigilante Midoriya slowly becomes BEST FRIENDS with a few members of the police force (cough cough Eraserhead and Tsukauchi cough cough).

-Midoriya is absolutely LOADDDED which is how he gets away with everything and it's how he safely is a vigilante.

-Midoriya, before selling all of his comic merch, was a known collector in multiple groups. He had so much expensive and limited edition stuff. So, when he started to sell everything all the other collectors were like "dude??"

-How Mei met Midoriya: Midoriya was looking for places to buy body armor and commission custom pieces and such when he comes across some really sketch ad. He basically goes "fuck it we ball" and it turns out to be such a good idea and he makes one of his best friends.

-Midoriya and Shinsou introduction is:

Midoriya: [chilling on a roof looking over city]

Shinsou: Come here often?

Midoriya: OH SHIT [jumps off the roof like a startled cat]

Shinsou for the next few minutes: Oh fuck I just killed someone oh fuck oh fuck

Midoriya, climbing back up the building: IM ALIVE

then they become best friends because of the absurdity.

-the way Monoma gets introduced is: he puts on a silly little villain persona on Twitter to add some spice to the new vigilante's life. What he doesn't expect is the vigilante to start tweeting back at him. They argue back and forth for a bit. Obviously very joking on Midoriyas side, Monoma doesn't know that though. Then they meet up for a bit when they both have to run from the cops together because who knew being a public menace and vigilante was illegal.

The running from the cops really jumpstarts their friendship, which continues via Twitter and occasional meet-ups. Then they start subtly flirting on Twitter and everyone gets pissed at them for it.

-There would be no angst in this au because I cannot write it for the life of me. It's just Midoriyas silly little hijinks as a make-shift rich-ass vigilante with his newfound friends and father figures.

I have been thinking about this au for over three years I needed to get it out of my brain SOMEWHERE.

I found this while looking through my old photos...

I dunno why, but there’s just something about Tsukauchi that I just can’t seem to stop loving...