Dadzawa - Blog Posts

if he just smiled with his eyes it would actually be cute

i need an aizawa-sensei to tell me what to do im so lost

oh to be aizawa in his yellow sleeping bag

why didnt aizawa wear a santa hat when he visited the class 1a christmas party >:(

i like to think that class 1-a have a reunion every year after they graduate where they just annoy the shit out of aizawa

i have a special place in my heart reserved for dadzawa 💖

The vigilante and his adopted dad :) decided to do another drawing based off my fic on AO3

We Pick Up the Pieces and Make Ourselves Stronger

Ready To Quit

Becoming a teacher was not on Midoriya’s list of to do’s when he was a child. The only thing running through his mind was becoming a pro hero. After losing his quirk and feeling the remaining embers slip away, he did everything in his power to avoid acknowledging how devastated he truly was.

 So, when Aizawa made the proposal to work at UA High, Midoriya was surprised that he didn’t have to try as hard to be okay with the new career path.

After spending his entire childhood bullied by his teachers for being quirkless, Midoriya knew he wanted to be the saving grace for many young and impressionable teens. He sure as hell needed Toshinori and Aizawa to get him through his first year at UA.

As graduation quickly arrived and passed, Midoriya was already preparing for the next chapter of his life. Every single college Midoriya applied to, he received an acceptance letter. Surprised they still accepted him despite his quirkless status, he took it as a sign and was ready to succeed. Considering his classmates were going to be busy with being sidekicks and interns for a while, Midoriya needed distractions.

Excelling in school was an obsession Midoriya had no problem falling back into. Before meeting All Might, focusing on school was a good distraction from his fate as a quirkless person. Now because that fate is a reality, why not go back to old habits?

School was officially his life; he had no issue embracing it. He decided to major in education and hero studies. He minored in quirk biology and psychology. 

Despite his friends being busy, Aizawa and Toshinori were two people Midoriya stayed in touch with happily. They often would meet for lunch and small catchups. Midoriya and Toshinori already had an unbreakable bond, but the one he formed with Aizawa was unexpected but welcomed.

There were days when Midoriya knew it would be more harm than good to stay cooped up in his room and would ask Aizawa if he could come over. Eri was older so she’d often stay nearby Midoriya doing whatever she wanted. Midoriya would bring over coffees and a small dessert for Eri.

Bakugo and Midoriya stayed in close contact as well. Unfortunately, their conversations were scarce because Bakugo was working himself to the bone. No matter how much Midoriya expressed his worries, Bakugo dismissed the concern and continued the way he was going.

Ignoring Bakugo, Midoriya would often make him bentos and leave it in the blonde’s mailbox because that was the one place Bakugo checked religiously for some odd reason. He’d get five messages back-to-back, each written in all caps. Midoriya would smile warmly at his phone before stepping into his first class of the day.

That process repeated his entire four years in college. As time passed, his classmates reached out a bit more. They were getting comfortable in their schedules, and many were finally out of the early hero stage and working as a respectable pro hero in their desired agencies.

Sure, a part of him was bitter at the extreme loss of contact. Bakugo was far busier than most of his classmates and still found the time to text or send a message or picture. In the end, Midoriya wasn’t too hung up on it and the loss of a familial bond wasn’t as painful after making some new friends in college.

As he began his teaching career, he knew this was where he was meant to be. Sure, becoming a hero and saving people to defeat the villain was ideal, but he was training a ton of people to do that every day. It was a wonderful feeling.

Aizawa was always up his ass, telling him to be harsher on the students to weed out those who will take advantage of Midoriya’s kindness. Stupidity wasn’t a good enough reason for Midoriya to expel someone. His punishments often came later when their training rolled around.

Those who crossed him usually feared doing so again.

Midoriya also sent a lot of the students to Hound Dog. Students held emotional and mental baggage that Midoriya could help with, but sometimes big interventions were needed. Hound Dog had reached out to Midoriya on numerous occasions wanting to know how the students were doing. They built a pretty good bond as coworkers for the greater good of the students.

Raising the next generation of heroes was intimidating, but highly rewarding. It was a big responsibility, and these students needed to know how to cope with their own problems on top of the ethical and moral troubles they would be forced to acknowledge in their journey.

Occasionally, he’d have class sessions dedicated to students asking him questions about his short time as a hero. He talked a lot about those he saved, the villains he’d met and changed, and how he dealt with the realization that their hero-based society wasn’t black and white.

Villains and heroes came in shades of grey. The students enjoyed those days when they got to hear about their young teachers' experience as a hero. It was also nice to know their teacher understood exactly what they were going through. Despite the hell Midoriya and his class had gone through, Midoriya made it clear no problem they faced was any less worthy of praise or worry.

Each teacher's way of educating was different as UA gave them free reign of how classes were taught. In the end, the second-year teachers were impressed with the progress of their new students made. Aizawa’s teaching method worked just as much as Midoriya’s teaching method worked.

When Midoriya was given a list of his next group of students, the excitement was just as high as it was his first time around. If anything, Midoriya felt more confident in his teaching abilities.

After he had a reunion with the rest of his classmates, the reveal of his hero suit, and the offer to join Bakugo’s agency, class 1-A was back and better than ever. Yet Midoriya was left trying to incorporate hero work into his busy teaching schedule. Aizawa even offered tips on how to get things done which was appreciated.

Just as the group was coming back to Midoriya, Midoriya had to withdraw. He appreciated everything they did to get him the hero suit, but now that hero patrols were inserted into his schedule, nearly all his free time was ripped from his hands and thrown in the trash.

The roles switched and Bakugo was now leaving bento boxes in the fridge of the teacher’s lounge. Even worse, Bakugo kept showing up to Midoriya’s class. Many days Midoriya would kick him out, on others Midoriya would drag the blond into the lesson.

One calm day of classes, Midoriya chatted with his class that if word got out that Bakugo was helping students at UA, his hero rating may improve. The students plotted ever since to leak of video of him helping out.

It was a peaceful day and Midoriya wanted to give them a bit of a boost from the hellish training he’d given them the day before. He gave them twenty minutes to write a poem about their time at UA. Then they’d present their poems and if time was left over, they could ask him questions.

Halfway through presentations, a large group from class 1-A decided to come over for a surprise visit since it was one of the rare times they were off on the same day. Many were eager to see Midoriya in his element, unaware that today was supposed to be a recovery day for the students.

Loud cheering came out of nowhere, causing Uraraka and Tsuyu to jump. Kaminari and Kirishima paused where they were and shared a confused look. Bakugo was unimpressed and far from surprised. Todoroki on the other hand was already reaching for the door, but his hand was quickly stopped by Mina and Sero.

“Wait a second, let’s crack the door first to see if we are interrupting something important,” whispered Sero, scooching to the entrance of the door.

Many of the heroes huddled around as Mina slowly pulled open the door. No one in the classroom seemed to have been paying attention because the cheering continued.

Midoriya was standing front and center in a nice suit with his hair pinned back in All Might themed hair clips. He was clasping his hands together with his eyes closed. “Ubukata… do not make me regret this.”

The class erupted into laughter again. Everyone standing by the door looked at Midoriya, growing more confused and entertained by what could be happening. Nonetheless, it was clear the class adored Midoriya with the way every teen was eagerly waiting for something to happen.

“I’m on a whole ‘nother level. Girl he only fucked you over cause you let him,” read Ubukata with way too much confidence.

The room remained eerily silent, Midoriya staring long and hard at the class clown. Everyone in that room was adorable and beyond charming even if some were more antisocial or aggressive than others.

“What… the hell… are you talking about right now? Maybe I should quit,” responded Midoriya slowly, beginning to scare those in the classroom. No one dared to say a word and Ubukata looked about ready to pass out or puke. Suddenly Midoriya rolled his eyes. “If you were going to just use song lyrics as your poem you could have just made it longer to win the prize.”

“No!” shouted Ubukata in defeat, falling to his knees.

All tension in the room vanished as small conversations picked up again. Midoriya looked at his list, smiling at what he saw. “On a more serious note, remember that you all are here to become heroes. If you have any criticism of how I teach my class or have any concerns about your place here, let me know. I’m sure many of you are excluding a lot of important opinions because these are being presented in front of your friends. Now, who wants to go next?”

Mina slowly closed the door again, her dropped jaw motionless as she turned around to see she wasn’t the only one completely flabbergasted at what she’d just seen.

The group shuffled down the hall a bit before Kaminari broke the silence with a whine. “Why couldn't Midoriya be our teacher?”

Smiling softly at the closed door, Todoroki sighed, “I’m just happy to see he wasn’t lying when he told us he enjoys working here as a teacher.”

Nodding slowly, coming out of his shocked daze, Kirishima agreed, “For sure. Those kids are obsessed with him! Even Kota looked mortified when Midoriya said he should quit.”

Uraraka let out some stiffled laughter, shaking her head to herself. “I’m more shocked he’s openly cursing and joking around with them. You’d think he’d want to establish authority with his class to set a good example.”

“I don’t see the harm in it. Our time at UA High wasn’t cupcakes and rainbows. I’m sure that hasn’t changed,” disagreed Bakugo, not appreciating how Uraraka was poking fun at Midoriya’s teaching style even if it wasn’t that serious.

Tsuyu, reading the room with ease, diffused Bakugo’s anger and critiqued Uraraka’s attitude. “It’s nice to see Midoriya while he’s teaching. We have no context of what is going on in that room currently or why Midoriya decided to have this activity. I’m sure he’s a great teacher and he’s passionate about his job and the students.”

Mina picked up on what Tsuyu was trying to do. “For sure! It’s always nice to have a break from the hustle and bustle of life.”

“Never say that again,” remarked Sero, wearing a wide grin.

“Whatever,” huffed Mina, looking away towards the door.

Bakugo, reflected on his recent conversations with Midoriya. “I know Izuku planned a quirk exertion test for the brats so he’s probably giving them a day to recover.”

Appreciating some context, Kirishima shivered dramatically. “Quirk exertion test with Midoriya as the teacher. I’m surprised any of them are still alive.”

Feeling a bit sheepish about her poor attempt of conversating, Uraraka pitched in, “Maybe having him as the teacher is for the best. He is great at analyzing quirks and their drawbacks. Out of all the teachers in the school a test like that would be executed safest by Deku.”

As they all rambled about what they’d seen, Midoriya being a teacher, and how Ubukata scarily reminds them of Kaminari, the bell rang. They all perked up, ready to show themselves to Midoriya. Bakugo took the lead, throwing open the door while the students were still packing up.

“Kacchan,” greeted Midoriya with a softness in his voice that the students weren’t surprised by.

Many greeted Bakugo with a knowing smile or disgusted look before heading out to leave. Only the group stopped when seven other pro heroes walked in like it was nothing. As the group of students started to squeal and gawk at the group, Midoriya seemed unphased despite their presence being a complete surprise.

“Hey guys, what brings you here?” asked Midoriya calmly, walking over to stand next to Bakugo.

“Wanted to visit you man! We all had a random day off and decided to come together,” admitted Kirishima with an energy Midoriya knew he’d always enjoy.

“Freeze,” announced Midoriya loudly, pulling out his phone, sending a quick text, and returning his focus back on the group. “I need to go for five minutes. Since you didn’t give me a heads up, my students can stay back and ask you questions. I’ll be quick, promise!”

Midoriya left the room, leaving the pro heroes stranded with the students of their close friend. All seemed well, the group moved to the front of the room as the students put their bags down to get their questions in.

Hands flew into the air. Mina took the honor of picking the first student to ask a question. After a quick whisper was exchanged with Bakugo, she pointed and called out. “Terumoto!”

The boy whose face was covered in scars was surprised he was called on. Lowering his hand, he knew exactly what he wanted to ask. “I swear we are all being lied to so… is Dynamight and Midoriya sensei dating?”

“Are they what?” screeched the group of pro heroes. Bakugo looked more annoyed than anything else.

Meanwhile, Midoriya was snickering as he lit his cigarette on the roof of the building. “Suckers.”

father daughter bonding time

father daughter bonding time

Another piece of art by sutyet! This time, it’s of the entire family, and it’s absolutely lovely. Honestly, writing this series has been a whole landmark in my life, and as much as I liked writing it for my enjoyment, I sometimes forget how much of an impact it leaves on others as well. 

Receiving fanart is one of the highest honors an author could ever be bestowed with, and it still renders me speechless every time. 

The fact that someone can enjoy something so much that they take their own time out of the day to make an entire drawing is nothing short of phenomenal, and sutyet’s already done this for me once before. This is the second piece, and it’s so, so lovely. 

This is incredible. Thank you, sutyet, and everyone else who has ever read and appreciated my work. Just... thank you. 

Thank you for write in these times! 

Go read: https://archiveofourown.org/series/1689439

Fanart for one of my favorite fanfics! “Nobody helped me, but I’m (not) fine” by JustAnotherDemonChild

who is your favorite hero ?

Escape from fate at the very last second💥💥💥

Mother duck 🥰

I love all these headcanons 💕💕

random class 1-A headcannons

-mina makes edits of everyone in class 1a, mostly todoroki because his get the most views on tigtog (if you don't know that's the canon version of TikTok in the mha universe)

-mina, deku, and jirou are blasian

-sero is Hispanic Asian mix

-kaminari is asian American

-aizawa and present mic are dating, but they keep it a secret from the students, they're incredibly obvious with it tho but class a just pretends to not know so they can keep that sense of privacy in their relationship

-this is the same for bakugo and kirishima, they have crushes on each other but are terrible at hiding it, the only people who don't realize they have a crush on each other are themselves

-todoroki is super light, like just weighs nothing, so if given the opportunity anyone will just pick him up and carry him around, kirishima loves doing this

-todoroki doesn't even mind cus he doesn't have to walk

-he has a tendency to fall asleep on the couch so if anyone sees him they'll carry him to his room, it's basically an unspoken rule that if you see a sleeping todoroki, you must take him to his room

-todoroki thinks he's going crazy whenever he wakes up in his room but is sure that he fell asleep on the couch, he now thinks he sleep walks (he doesn't)

-uraraka does however, and this has left chaos in the dorms, she's scared the shit out of kaminari who snuck downstairs for a midnight snack, she's made tables float in the common room, etc.

-nobody knows how to prevent it so they'll just come downstairs to a mess every once in a while

-iida and bakugo both have ocd so they'll clean up the dorms together twice every week, they're surprisingly close and will just calmly talk about things while they clean up

-tokoyomi, jirou, kaminari, bakugo and momo like to play music together, uraraka and mina like to come watch them

-they have sleepovers in the common room whenever aizawa let's them, he says he has to supervise to make sure they don't get into trouble but really he just wants to hang out with them and make sure they stay safe

-aizawa loves his class but would never admit it

-on anyone's birthday, they'll have a big celebration in the dorms and have a movie night and sleepover in the common room

-bakugo tried to hide his birthday from everyone but deku "accidentally" said happy birthday in front of the whole class, they threw him a party and this was the first time bakugo actually enjoyed his birthday

-mina has a huge photo wall with polaroids that her and hagakure take, they each have their own camera and they trade pictures like Pokemon cards

-they watch a lot of try not to laugh challenges, todoroki always wins only because he doesn't understand anything and is just left confused

-if anyone wants to film a video they ask todoroki to do it, one because he holds the camera really steady, and two because they film the dumbest things and his reactions are so funny

-he just stands there watching with a mix of concern and confusion on his face

-iida is the class dad and momo is the class mom, both of them are always making sure everyone has everything they need, have their homework done, has eaten breakfast, etc.

-whenever they go to the store they keep todoroki right by them, he has a tendency to wonder off and get lost, he'll frantically text the group chat and say he doesn't know where he is, proceed to describe his surroundings, and someone (mostly iida) will come find him

-they gave up on letting him walk around on his own so they put him in the cart, todoroki doesn't mind tho

-when it comes to paying for the groceries it's always iida, Momo, kirishima and bakugo offering to pay (uraraka slowly backing away from the conversation)

-if todoroki hadn't fallen asleep in the cart he'll just silently get up and pay with endeavors credit card without anyone noticing

that's all I've got for now but feel free to add more! take care of yourselves <3

Hi! 😭 I really like your SMAU stories/scenarios, i think they're so funny and I love reading through them. So with that, can you do another dadzawa one? I loved that one, I love dadzawa. Make it anything as long as it includes dadzawa and brainrot lol. And maaaybe also another part where they say 'I love you'? Just out of nowhere? Please? 😭

parental oversight | s. aizawa

being aizawa's daughter means sharing the house with a sleep-deprived cryptid and 3 cats (part ii to 'parental guidance')

parental guidance | s. aizawa

being aizawa's teenage daughter means sharing the house with a sleep-deprived cryptid and 3 cats.

a little something inspired by my dad coming home drunk as shit from his work night out but as aizawa and izuku!

(also hello I'm not dead)

aizawa drunk as fuck coming home at midnight: hellos family.

izuku : omg your drunk?!

aizawa: no I'm dad.

izuku :... that isn't what I meant?

aizawa : what are you saying.

izuku :... how much did you drink??

aizawa : yellow. *passes out*

izuku :... this answers nothing.

izuku and aizawa qoutes part 9!

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aizawa: You’d be stupid to lay a hand on me.

Izuku : Oh, you’d be surprised how much stupid shit I do.

aizawa : I'm not. I have to deal with it afterwards!

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Izuku : I know every song to ever exist it doesn't matter if it's from the past, present or the future.

midnight : Oh yeah? Then continue this.

midnight : I don't cook I don't clean-

Izuku : So let me tell you how I got this ring.

Izuku & midnight : .....

Izuku & midnight : GOBBLE ME, SWALLOW ME-

aizawa and the other ua teachers watching in horror : what the actual fuck.

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aizawa: An Apple a day keeps the Doctor away kid.

Izuku sleep deprived : An Apple a day can keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough sensei

aizawa : Oh....

class 1a : oh oh...

the league of villains : I'm scared...

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Izuku texting the heros and student chat again at 1am

brokenbones : Just so everyone knows, don't ever try to climb a tree at night carrying a strobe light, owls DON'T like it.

sleepingbag : ...what happened?

brokenbones : I made a VERY bad mistake.

IamNOThere:.... young midoriya wtf

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aizawa lost of hope : Izuku , I need some advice.

Izuku mixing redbull and coffee into a 5 hour shot drink : You need advice from ME?

aizawa: Yeah, frightening, isn't it?

izuku nodding : mhm.... who died?

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aizawa, ordering Starbucks: Hey, I just got my heart broken, what do you recommend?

Izuku , who’s running the drive thru: …

Izuku : Tequila.

aizawa shocked : PROBLEM CHILD?

izuku : hey sensei

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Izuku talking to the Vestiges: so what was your favorite moment before you died? It has to be the closest to when you died though.

Nana: my very last moments when I flipped off All for One and gave a sassy hair flip, just before he crushed me with a giant bolder.

Banjo: That one time when I dropkicked All for one using my blackwhip

2nd, still in the corner: I made All for one cry once

Yoichi: when I escaped the vault and left a recording of my voice that was triggered by the vault door opening that had me cursing him out and telling him that next time he wants to keep someone in a vault to take care of their mental state too, because I'm coming for him.

Everyone: silence

2nd: when did this happen?

Yoichi: I had it recorded for a while, it was supposed to be either for my funeral or for a last message when i got out sort of thing. I set it up while you guys were getting some stuff to take with us back to camp but I had almost nothing to pack so I just did that and then shoved everything I owned into a bag.

Izuku: that sounds fun.

Aizawa, walking in on the conversation: Izuku who are you talking to?

Izuku, looking him dead (haha) in the eyes: dead people. They are talking about the best experiences they had before death.

Aizawa, tired: and why does that sound fun?

Izuku, forgetting to give Aizawa context: well, the one who is all for one's brother left him a voice recording telling him off once he was able to escape the vault he put him in, that's what sounds fun. Not being in the vault, but the voice recording.

(I will let you continue this before I get out of hand and use too much space for the ask space to handle)

(im just laughing my ass off at this it's funny as fuck thank you for the ask!)

aizawa sitting down next to izuku : okay so... what else was the others best moments?

izuku : nana flipped him off and did a sassy hair flip! Banjo drop kicked him with the help of blackwip! second made him cry! ans ofc yoichis! so someone else go!

aizawa pale : how did they die again?

izukj : all for one. they all died to him apart from the 4th!

aizawa : Oh....

en: I mean I told him to go suck a rubber duck before throwing a bunch of them at him..

izuku snorting laughing : YOU DID WHAT?

aizawa : what they do?

izuku : en threw a bunch of rubber ducks at all for one while telling him to go fuck himself with them!

aizawa chucking : okay that's good.

third : I gave him a clone nose and wig and told him to go be with his brethren

izuku : WHAT... HAHAHA FUCK OFF REALLY?

aizawa : care to share?

izuku : pffttt 3rd gave him a clown nose and wig and told him to be with his brethren!

aizawa snorting a little : pfft that's amazing

izuku nodding : well now I feel like I gotta step up when I die.

aizawa : no.

one for all users : absolutely not.

izuku : dahm shut down so fast....

izuku and aizawa qoutes part 8

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aizawa holding a bottle: is this whiskey or perfume?

izuku chugs entire bottle:..

izuku : It’s perfume.

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izuku : Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

aizawa : I think you mean cards.

izuku , pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not

aizawa pale : what the fuck kid?

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izuku : English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

aizawa : You need to stop.

mic laughing his ass off : I THOUGHT YOU THAT ONE!

izuku smug as fuck : yes you did.

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izuku texting the heros and students chat :

brokenbones: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao

sleepingbag : What did you do.

brokenbones : A MISTAKE.

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izuku watching aizawa break into his father's house : This is such a bad idea.

aizawa : Then why are you coming along?

izuku : One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

aizawa with manic grin : hmm.... okay good enough!

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Aizawa walks into UA dorms and sees izuku with like 50 cats sitting on izuku asleep on the floor

Izuku wakes up: uggh what happened

Aizawa: I would also like to know that

Shinso: izuku was up from a week and decided yesterday that he was king of the cats

Izuku and aizawa: ......

Kota: the thing is the cats voted and now izuku is officially king.

Izuku:...... Sweet

(I just snorted my juice out my nose laughing at this thanks friend xD)

izuku :..... sweet I'm king of cats

aizawa looking around :.... I'm... I'm shocked but somewhat proud?

shinso : same here he got bastard the cat to like him idk how he did

izuku : their my children now and I love them

the cats all meowing at izuku : mewoooo

kota :... they said they love you too

izuku tearing up cuddling the cats : *snif* I'd die for you all.

aizawa : let's maybe not?

izuku shaking his head : no.

izuku now sitting up more : what else did i do?

aizawa smirking : you called mic a pussy ass bitch in English because he wouldn't let you down another energy drink

izuku pale : oh fuck..... I did that.... when?

shinso nodding : in English mic was so stunned he had to sit down for ten minutes to recover to be fair the class had to as well it was shocking

izuku head on hands as he groans : oh my god someone should have hit me over the head after that

aizawa : Oh so you don't wanna know what you said to midnight....

izuku : what did I say....

aizawa : she asked if you had a crush ans the thing you said back word for word was "the only crush j have is crushing anxiety and depression".

izuku : oh that isn't so bad

aizawa : You then proceeded to say "oh and the dead people who relay on me saving the world but we don't need to talk about all that"

izuku : oh that is so bad...

sleep deprived izuku qoutes part 1?

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izuku who hasn't slept in almost a week sitting in the floor in training after being knocked on his ass while the teachers and class ask him if he's okay:

aizawa : You good midoriya? can you hear me kid?

izuku : the sand is killing me.

everyone pale faster then before :

midnight : w-what?

izuku glaring at the sand : bitch ass mother fucker.

aizawa : okay you need a nap.

izuku glaring at aizawa now : go fuck yourself overgrown butterfly!

aizawa pale and a little bit shocked : I-.... what the fuck!

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midnight trying to get all the juice gossip out of izuku while he works in homework in the teachers lounge : So, midoriya , do you have a crush on anyone?

Izuku not even looking up from his work : The only crush I have is this crushing anxiety.

midnight in shock : oh... oh wow..

aizawa nodding : mood.

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aizawa, texting: O

Izuku : What?

aizawa: Don’t read into that.

Izuku : But I will read into that.

aizawa: HOW?! IT’S A LETTER!

Izuku : Why is there a space after it, hmmmmm?

aizawa: Dude, really?

aizawa: It’s a fucking letter.

Izuku : It could stand for something!

aizawa: IT DOESN’T, I PROMISE!

Izuku : Like Oppression! Or worse…

aizawa: kid, I just typed the letter O, that means nothing. :/

Izuku : Optometrist.

aizawa: Oh my God…

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aizawa and izuku who are on an mission sharing a cheep rent apartment for a night while izuku hasn't slept in 4 days and is feeling good

aizawa, texting: Izuku , will you please go to sleep?

Izuku , texting back: What makes you think you didn’t just wake me up?

aizawa, yelling: I CAN HEAR YOU CLAPPING TO THE FRIENDS THEME EVERY TWENTY MINUTES SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP!

aizawa, texting: Just a hunch :) You goin’ to sleep soon?

Izuku , texting: I’m trying

aizawa, yelling again: TRY HARDER I HAVE A 5:45 AM MEETING TOMORROW BITCH

aizawa, texting: Okay, don’t stay up too late or you’ll be cranky.

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aizawa: What's two plus two?

Izuku half asleep at his desk : Math.

aizawa: ...I will accept that answer...

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izuku and aizawa qoutes part 7!!

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izuku drugged up in the hospital : hehe

aizawa sitting in a chair next to him : what you laughing at bud?

izuku giggling : the lady in the corner!

aizawa now pale looking at the corner :wha... WHAT LADY IN THE CORNER?! AINT NO FUCKINF LADY IN HERE!

Nana Shimura : UGH rude! wtf man!

izuku giggling : ikr nans! so rude

aizawa pale :IZUKU WHAT FUCKING LADY? WHO YOH TALKING TO?!

izuku : da shush! your gonna wake the TV up!

aizawa done as fuck : I can't with you.

izuku : me too!

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izuku sleep deprived and running on 3 hours of sleep and coffee for the last 2 weeks staring at present mic :

the teachers : you good bruh? is he good aizawa?

aizawa : nope.

izuku : is your hair like that because you wanna be taller or because your a pussy?

aizawa spitting out his coffee laughing :PFFTT

The teachers laughing : OMFG KID? MIDORIYA HAHAHA NO! NO!

Mic in shock :.... what the fuck?

izuku glaring : you pussy.

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aizawa watching izuku stare at the wall for over an hour not moving or blinking by the looks of it :

... you good buddy?

izuku : the walls talking shit.

aizawa : okay time for bed kid common

izuku : they just said that your a bitch I'm gonna kill em.

aizawa pale : okay kiddo bed time.

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izuku shooting out of his chair one day during home room freaking out everyone

aizawa : what you good?

izuku : Im gonna to faint good night

class 1-a : what wha?

izuku drops to the floor

class 1-a : Oh OH FUCK MIDORIYA?!

aizawa : well at least he gave a warning....

I HAVE AN A03! WITH MHA ONE SHOTS POSTED ON THERE!!!

you should go check it out I've got something up already it's izuku centric story's!

Izuku: Dad, I talk to ghosts

Aizawa: so, you aren't just talking to Hagakure when I find you out past curfew?

Izuku: no, I'm talking to dead people. One of them looks like Kacchan and he keeps standing right next to him to freak me out and it's not nice and all of them need tharapy.

Aizawa; why do they need tharapy?

Izuku: one of them became a hermit and lived in the woods, and the rest of them were murdered by All for One.

Aizawa: *speechless* how have you lived with them?

Izuku: starts crying

(I don't know if you could bounce some ideas off of this but I appreciate the quotes you do. I think talking to ghosts in front of people is extremely funny especially when it's your adopted dad.)

(okay first off thank you for this omg! I'm crying but I have something in my drafts that's something like this that I wanna turn into a story so I might take some of this as inspo but! onwards to the qoute!)

aizawa : Oh shit uh! don't cry? idk? uh?

Nana Shimura : dahm he's bad at comfort isn't he?

izuku still sobbing : Hes trying his hardest nana!

aizawa : WHAT???

Izuku : one of the ghosts!

aizawa : I'm so confused and concerned for your health right now.

one for all users threw izuku : haha mood!

aizawa :OH WHAT THE FUCK HELLO?!

izuku still crying : that was them!

aizawa : uh okay uh right so my son talks to dead people okay cool cool I can deal with this.... WAIT IS THIS WHY YOUR ALWAYS FREZZING TO THE TOUCH????

izuku wiping his eyes : mhm they're clingy! it gets cold when they hug me or be around me rather then in my mind!

aizawa in shock : i need to sit down. I adopted one child but got.... how many?

izuku :... 7 and a half...

aizawa nodding : I adopted one child and got 7 and a half dead people for free.... whag type of deal is this?

izuku laughing a little : you and me both. I thought I was just getting a quirk but I got funky ghosts and 7 more quirks!

aizawa : i need a drink to even think about prosessing this.

one for all users threw izuku : our bad sir if it helps we were all heros and vigilantes..... except two of us

aizawa : Oh.

aizawa and izuku quotes part 6!

because its 7am I haven't slept and I have a 10 hour shift soon!

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Izuku , making a cup of tea: Yeah, get into that leaf juice, you sexy, sexy bee sauce.

aizawa: Hey, do you take constructive criticism?

Izuku : I absolutely fucking do not.

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aizawa: You're alive.

Izuku : There's no need to sound so disappointed sensei.

aizawa : I'm not I'm just shocked

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aizawa: Izuku , what is the ONE thing I asked you NOT to do tonight?

Izuku : Raise the dead.

aizawa: And what did you do?

Izuku : Raise the dead.

aizawa : why why do you do this.

izuku : I am just in a silly mood okay

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aizawa: What's wrong with you?

Izuku : Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.

aizawa : Oh... I'm adopting you now

izuku : yeah lam- what?

mic : STOP ADOPTING EVER SAD CHILD.

aizawa : YOU CANT STOP ME.

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Izuku : What goes up but never comes down?

aizawa: The amount of stress you're bringing this family.

izuku : hut its just you, me and the cats

aizawa : exactly. poor bastard is stressed.

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Izuku talking about aizawa : my dad taught me to think before I act.

Izuku now glaring at bakugo : ...So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.

aizawa proud as fuck : go get em kid!

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Izuku drugged up on hospital meds : Why's it called an oven when you of in the cold food and you of out hot eat the food?

aizawa :....what????

class 1a : I'm so confused?

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izuku high as fuck on hospital drugs after the stain fight : haha pretty

aizawa and mic bursting into the room :KIDDO?!

izuku : ayeee! you made it!

mic : hey buddy how you feeling?

izuku smirking : they got me on the good shit!

aizawa laughing : oh my god!

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aizawa and izuku quotes part 5!

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Izuku , to aizawa: How do you tell someone politely you want to hit them with a brick?

aizawa : i dont even... what?

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izuku walking into class late covered in dirt and blood holing a shovel : hi I got buried alive!

aizawa looking in shock : what? WHO?

izuku : shigaraki!

aizawa : is... is he alive still?

izuku : dunno! I hit him with the shovel on my way back!

aizawa pale : oh okay... uh... go clean up I guess?

izuku smiling : okay see ya!

class 1-a : wtf?

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aizawa grading papers in the teachers lounge : FUCK PROBLEM CHILD!

izuku somehow popping uo behind him to all the teacher shock : what up?

aizawa : read this and tell me if you understand

izuku : naw fam that shit wack.

aizawa : mhm okay good thanks bye

the teachers : wtf was that?

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izuku laying in the snow face first : death is coming

aizawa standing next to him :... okay

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again inspired by mine and @universalrainbow dms on thier fanfic!

aizawa to the media : do not anger izuku midoriya that's your only warning

the media : psht okay what ever you say

the media pisses off izuku and he pulls out a note book on live television and lists off all the crimes they've committed and their full name and quirk and the media is in fear : what.... the...

Izuku midoriya : don't fuck with me.

Japan : OH HOLY SHIT HE WASNT JOKING

ua staff even more scare :OH GOD HE KILLED HIM

all might nezu and mirko :THAT'S OUT BOY!

class 1a : Oh my god holy shit

bakugo :FUCK THEM UP CUZ!

Class 1a slowly turning their head to look at bakugo

Todoroki: writing notes

Bakugo:........$hit

izuku having a feeling bakugo done some stupid shit and he stops talking to the media and goes : for fuck sake katsuki bakugo what did you do!

Mina:HE OMNIPOTENT OMG

denki: how do u know that word?

Mina: I fell asleep on an information channel

everyone is just in fear even faster

class 1a is just in so much fear that izuku knows about all their wrong doings and thier not wrong he does

Izuku shooting up in the middle on class scaring everyone :SOMEONE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT AIZAWA SENSEI IM GOING TO BEAT THEIR ASS

Aizawa in fear : what....

Izuku in rage mode :THEIR 20 MILES AWAY GOOD BYE.

bakugo smirking :

class 1a : I'm so scared right now.