Izuku: Dad, I Talk To Ghosts

some inspired by mine and @universalrainbow dms about their fanfic!

no one :izuku walking into a ua meeting "hey dadmight, grampazu I'm going out with kacchan is that okay?"

ua staff shaking in fear :

nezu : of course! do you need money?

all might : of course son do you want me to call your sister to ascort yous?

us staff shaking even faster now

Izuku : uh I'm okay gramps thanks tho! and yeah sure dad! I'll see yous later! bye senseis!

nezu and all might : bye izuku!

ua staff shaking and not making eye contact : b-bye m-midoriya....

some crack idea with the ofa vestiges and izuku +some aizawa

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izuku calmly talking to the vestiges in the living room fo the dorms : and then he said

yoichi : wait I head something....

Hikage Shinomori : yeah... nine hold on for a second

Daigoro Banjo :OMG WHO CARES I WANNA HEAR THE REST.

En :...its a person... who'd be up at 3am?

aizawa who's hiding behind the wall confused as fuck : what the fuck

izuku without missing a beat : aizawa sensei.

aizawa panicked even more because what in the fuck is going on : WHAT THE FUCK

again inspired by mine and @universalrainbow dms on thier fanfic!

aizawa to the media : do not anger izuku midoriya that's your only warning

the media : psht okay what ever you say

the media pisses off izuku and he pulls out a note book on live television and lists off all the crimes they've committed and their full name and quirk and the media is in fear : what.... the...

Izuku midoriya : don't fuck with me.

Japan : OH HOLY SHIT HE WASNT JOKING

ua staff even more scare :OH GOD HE KILLED HIM

all might nezu and mirko :THAT'S OUT BOY!

class 1a : Oh my god holy shit

bakugo :FUCK THEM UP CUZ!

Class 1a slowly turning their head to look at bakugo

Todoroki: writing notes

Bakugo:........$hit

izuku having a feeling bakugo done some stupid shit and he stops talking to the media and goes : for fuck sake katsuki bakugo what did you do!

Mina:HE OMNIPOTENT OMG

denki: how do u know that word?

Mina: I fell asleep on an information channel

everyone is just in fear even faster

class 1a is just in so much fear that izuku knows about all their wrong doings and thier not wrong he does

Izuku shooting up in the middle on class scaring everyone :SOMEONE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT AIZAWA SENSEI IM GOING TO BEAT THEIR ASS

Aizawa in fear : what....

Izuku in rage mode :THEIR 20 MILES AWAY GOOD BYE.

bakugo smirking :

class 1a : I'm so scared right now.

hi everyone just to let you know I'm deep into my marvel hyperfix again I'll still post dadzawa shit dw I'm just ngh marvel ya know

Aizawa walks into UA dorms and sees izuku with like 50 cats sitting on izuku asleep on the floor

Izuku wakes up: uggh what happened

Aizawa: I would also like to know that

Shinso: izuku was up from a week and decided yesterday that he was king of the cats

Izuku and aizawa: ......

Kota: the thing is the cats voted and now izuku is officially king.

Izuku:...... Sweet

(I just snorted my juice out my nose laughing at this thanks friend xD)

izuku :..... sweet I'm king of cats

aizawa looking around :.... I'm... I'm shocked but somewhat proud?

shinso : same here he got bastard the cat to like him idk how he did

izuku : their my children now and I love them

the cats all meowing at izuku : mewoooo

kota :... they said they love you too

izuku tearing up cuddling the cats : *snif* I'd die for you all.

aizawa : let's maybe not?

izuku shaking his head : no.

izuku now sitting up more : what else did i do?

aizawa smirking : you called mic a pussy ass bitch in English because he wouldn't let you down another energy drink

izuku pale : oh fuck..... I did that.... when?

shinso nodding : in English mic was so stunned he had to sit down for ten minutes to recover to be fair the class had to as well it was shocking

izuku head on hands as he groans : oh my god someone should have hit me over the head after that

aizawa : Oh so you don't wanna know what you said to midnight....

izuku : what did I say....

aizawa : she asked if you had a crush ans the thing you said back word for word was "the only crush j have is crushing anxiety and depression".

izuku : oh that isn't so bad

aizawa : You then proceeded to say "oh and the dead people who relay on me saving the world but we don't need to talk about all that"

izuku : oh that is so bad...

Aizawa after a patrol getting home at 4am : oh god get theys FUCKING boots off me!

Aizawa two seconds later face planting onto the couch : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY DID I CHOSE TO LIVE LIKE THIS

Things that my dad and I have said while we're on holiday but as aizawa and izuku! And present mic as my mother part 2!!

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Aizawa : it's to early for alcohol right now

Izuku : it's 6pm in France rn so

Aizawa :Welp pass me the bottle

Yamada : fuck it pass me it too

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Izuku : question

Aizawa : answer

Izuku : I.... Yeah okay nvm

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Izuku : hey can I get this?

Aizawa : will you use it?

Izuku : it's clothes duh.

Aizawa : eh sure then

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Izuku : I can't believe you've done this. My pride and joy long dog

Aizawa : you'll live

Izuku : no. No I won't father.

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Pure crack dadzawa and izuku

Aizawa at the start of the year : oh god this problem child is gonna give me gray hairs

Izuku 'deku' midoriya : be gay break bones.

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Aizawa after izuku takes a stab to the shoulder for him and doesn't flinch : wtf is this child made of?

Izuku ' fuck shit up' midoriya looking at the villian and smiling : tf you finna do there?

Said villain felling slightly scared : uh...shit fam my bad

Izuku : yeah better fuckin be

Aizawa slightly scared now : AYO WHAT?

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Aizawa sitting midoriya down in his office: I'm concerned about your habits to just put yourself in danger, do you even value your own life?

Izuku : naw fam my life suck ass Idc.

Aizawa 'I'm gonna adopt him' shouta : oh. Well in that case-

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Aizawa storming into a teachers meeting late, looking worse then usual : NEZDU WHY IN ALL NAMES HOLY IS PROBLEM CHILD YOUR PERSONAL STUDENT.

Nedzu smiling : smart boy very smart boy also very homicidal boy!

Teachers of UA :... Oh dear god we're fucked.

izuku and aizawa qoutes part 4!

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Aizawa: This is a very powerful artifact. You’d be messing with some forces we don’t fully understand.

Izuku : That sounds like a dare to me.

Aizawa: Oh my god.

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aizawa: Your future self is talking shit about you right now.

Izuku : Jokes on them. I'll ruin their fucking life.

aizawa worried :... kid you good?

izuku 'doesn't plan to make it past 28 'midoriya :I'm just peachy

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Izuku : Y'know, I once knew a man who said to me: “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.” He also had a pair of sideburns that would cause even Jude Law’s face to weep in forfeit. You put those lemons in a sack and beat your enemies with ‘em! And maybe if you beat ‘em hard enough the bag will split open and lemon juice will spray into their eyes, causing intense burning pains as you crush them into a citrus-y pulp!

aizawa: Wait, wait, wait, wait. Their heads or the lemons?

Izuku : Whatever caves first!

aizawa :... oh

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Izuku : Oh, fiddlesticks.

aizawa: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.

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aizawa and izuku busting a drug raid at 3am : Hey problem child , I’ve got an idea for how to solve this.

Izuku tired as fuck , pulling out a shotgun: Yeah?

aizawa: Wh- No! That’s not the idea, problem child! where tf did you even get that?!!

izuku deadpan : gun go brr

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sleep deprived izuku qoutes part 1?

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izuku who hasn't slept in almost a week sitting in the floor in training after being knocked on his ass while the teachers and class ask him if he's okay:

aizawa : You good midoriya? can you hear me kid?

izuku : the sand is killing me.

everyone pale faster then before :

midnight : w-what?

izuku glaring at the sand : bitch ass mother fucker.

aizawa : okay you need a nap.

izuku glaring at aizawa now : go fuck yourself overgrown butterfly!

aizawa pale and a little bit shocked : I-.... what the fuck!

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midnight trying to get all the juice gossip out of izuku while he works in homework in the teachers lounge : So, midoriya , do you have a crush on anyone?

Izuku not even looking up from his work : The only crush I have is this crushing anxiety.

midnight in shock : oh... oh wow..

aizawa nodding : mood.

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aizawa, texting: O

Izuku : What?

aizawa: Don’t read into that.

Izuku : But I will read into that.

aizawa: HOW?! IT’S A LETTER!

Izuku : Why is there a space after it, hmmmmm?

aizawa: Dude, really?

aizawa: It’s a fucking letter.

Izuku : It could stand for something!

aizawa: IT DOESN’T, I PROMISE!

Izuku : Like Oppression! Or worse…

aizawa: kid, I just typed the letter O, that means nothing. :/

Izuku : Optometrist.

aizawa: Oh my God…

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aizawa and izuku who are on an mission sharing a cheep rent apartment for a night while izuku hasn't slept in 4 days and is feeling good

aizawa, texting: Izuku , will you please go to sleep?

Izuku , texting back: What makes you think you didn’t just wake me up?

aizawa, yelling: I CAN HEAR YOU CLAPPING TO THE FRIENDS THEME EVERY TWENTY MINUTES SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP!

aizawa, texting: Just a hunch :) You goin’ to sleep soon?

Izuku , texting: I’m trying

aizawa, yelling again: TRY HARDER I HAVE A 5:45 AM MEETING TOMORROW BITCH

aizawa, texting: Okay, don’t stay up too late or you’ll be cranky.

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aizawa: What's two plus two?

Izuku half asleep at his desk : Math.

aizawa: ...I will accept that answer...

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