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aizawa and izuku quotes part 6!
because its 7am I haven't slept and I have a 10 hour shift soon!
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Izuku , making a cup of tea: Yeah, get into that leaf juice, you sexy, sexy bee sauce.
aizawa: Hey, do you take constructive criticism?
Izuku : I absolutely fucking do not.
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aizawa: You're alive.
Izuku : There's no need to sound so disappointed sensei.
aizawa : I'm not I'm just shocked
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aizawa: Izuku , what is the ONE thing I asked you NOT to do tonight?
Izuku : Raise the dead.
aizawa: And what did you do?
Izuku : Raise the dead.
aizawa : why why do you do this.
izuku : I am just in a silly mood okay
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aizawa: What's wrong with you?
Izuku : Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.
aizawa : Oh... I'm adopting you now
izuku : yeah lam- what?
mic : STOP ADOPTING EVER SAD CHILD.
aizawa : YOU CANT STOP ME.
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Izuku : What goes up but never comes down?
aizawa: The amount of stress you're bringing this family.
izuku : hut its just you, me and the cats
aizawa : exactly. poor bastard is stressed.
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Izuku talking about aizawa : my dad taught me to think before I act.
Izuku now glaring at bakugo : ...So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.
aizawa proud as fuck : go get em kid!
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Izuku drugged up on hospital meds : Why's it called an oven when you of in the cold food and you of out hot eat the food?
aizawa :....what????
class 1a : I'm so confused?
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izuku high as fuck on hospital drugs after the stain fight : haha pretty
aizawa and mic bursting into the room :KIDDO?!
izuku : ayeee! you made it!
mic : hey buddy how you feeling?
izuku smirking : they got me on the good shit!
aizawa laughing : oh my god!
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again inspired by mine and @universalrainbow dms on thier fanfic!
aizawa to the media : do not anger izuku midoriya that's your only warning
the media : psht okay what ever you say
the media pisses off izuku and he pulls out a note book on live television and lists off all the crimes they've committed and their full name and quirk and the media is in fear : what.... the...
Izuku midoriya : don't fuck with me.
Japan : OH HOLY SHIT HE WASNT JOKING
ua staff even more scare :OH GOD HE KILLED HIM
all might nezu and mirko :THAT'S OUT BOY!
class 1a : Oh my god holy shit
bakugo :FUCK THEM UP CUZ!
Class 1a slowly turning their head to look at bakugo
Todoroki: writing notes
Bakugo:........$hit
izuku having a feeling bakugo done some stupid shit and he stops talking to the media and goes : for fuck sake katsuki bakugo what did you do!
Mina:HE OMNIPOTENT OMG
denki: how do u know that word?
Mina: I fell asleep on an information channel
everyone is just in fear even faster
class 1a is just in so much fear that izuku knows about all their wrong doings and thier not wrong he does
Izuku shooting up in the middle on class scaring everyone :SOMEONE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT AIZAWA SENSEI IM GOING TO BEAT THEIR ASS
Aizawa in fear : what....
Izuku in rage mode :THEIR 20 MILES AWAY GOOD BYE.
bakugo smirking :
class 1a : I'm so scared right now.
aizawa :YOU KNOCKED ME OUT
Izuku : you ran into a wall after saying and I qoute "not today Satan"
aizawa :... oh
inspired by the dms of me and @universalrainbow
THEY TURNED ONE OF MY SHIT POSTS INTO A AO3 FIC IM SOBBING
Aizawa and izuku quotes part 2!
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Aizawa: Well, I'm very sorry to hear about your mother.
Izuku : Mmm, we aren't really that close.
Aizawa: Oh, good in that case please sign theys *slides him adoption forms *your mine now
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Izuku : Hello aizawa , made anyone cry today?
Aizawa : Sadly, no. But it’s only 4:30.
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Izuku : How petty can you get?
Aizawa: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
Izuku :... I'm not even suprised to be honest
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Aizawa: Hey,what is that? water?
Izuku drinking out of a water bottle : It’s not water.
Aizawa: Vodka?! Problem child n-
Izuku : It’s vinegar.
Aizawa: …What?
Izuku : It's vinegar pussy.
Aizawa :... Why
Izuku : slurp.
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Aizawa after he hears izuku back story: I'm going the fight everyone who has insulted you Izuku .
Izuku : I hate myself.
Aizawa: Alright, square up were fighting too
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Aizawa texting the ua class 1a and pros group chat
Sleepingbag : I'm bored, any suggestions?
Problemchild : Sleeping is nice.
Sleepingbag: I acknowledge your suggestion, and I’m deciding to ignore it and you can't talk I saw you in the kitchen at 2am staring at the wall drinking out a coffee pot.
Problemchild :... Touché
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Izuku , holding a kettle: Coffee or tea?
Aizawa: Tea.
Izuku : Wrong. It's coffee.
Aizawa :even better pass that shit here
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Izuku : If I die, you can have what little I own.
Aizawa: Wait. What do you mean "if" you die?
Izuku : My unending existence is fuelled by pure spite, that of which the painful experiences of life have rendered me full.
Aizawa:
Aizawa: *Sighs* Let me call your therapist again.
Izuku staring at aizawa who's half asleep drinking coffee in the middle of the night in the dorms kitchen :
Aizawa who's staring back at him : can I help you problem child?
Izuku smiles : I see you have chosen cuddles.
Aizawa confused : what?
Izuku proceeding to approach aizawa ducking under his arms and just cuddle into the man :you have chosen cuddles
Aizawa still and still confused but suprised at how warm izuku is : h-how?
Izuku : don't question my ways sensei
Aizawa hugging him back slightly : don't really question it anymore
Izuku : good. Sleepy time now
Aizawa :yeah okay