Izuku Staring At Aizawa Who's Half Asleep Drinking Coffee In The Middle Of The Night In The Dorms Kitchen

Midoriya: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Aizawa: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

again inspired by mine and @universalrainbow dms on thier fanfic!

aizawa to the media : do not anger izuku midoriya that's your only warning

the media : psht okay what ever you say

the media pisses off izuku and he pulls out a note book on live television and lists off all the crimes they've committed and their full name and quirk and the media is in fear : what.... the...

Izuku midoriya : don't fuck with me.

Japan : OH HOLY SHIT HE WASNT JOKING

ua staff even more scare :OH GOD HE KILLED HIM

all might nezu and mirko :THAT'S OUT BOY!

class 1a : Oh my god holy shit

bakugo :FUCK THEM UP CUZ!

Class 1a slowly turning their head to look at bakugo

Todoroki: writing notes

Bakugo:........$hit

izuku having a feeling bakugo done some stupid shit and he stops talking to the media and goes : for fuck sake katsuki bakugo what did you do!

Mina:HE OMNIPOTENT OMG

denki: how do u know that word?

Mina: I fell asleep on an information channel

everyone is just in fear even faster

class 1a is just in so much fear that izuku knows about all their wrong doings and thier not wrong he does

Izuku shooting up in the middle on class scaring everyone :SOMEONE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT AIZAWA SENSEI IM GOING TO BEAT THEIR ASS

Aizawa in fear : what....

Izuku in rage mode :THEIR 20 MILES AWAY GOOD BYE.

bakugo smirking :

class 1a : I'm so scared right now.

Pure crack dadzawa and izuku

Aizawa at the start of the year : oh god this problem child is gonna give me gray hairs

Izuku 'deku' midoriya : be gay break bones.

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Aizawa after izuku takes a stab to the shoulder for him and doesn't flinch : wtf is this child made of?

Izuku ' fuck shit up' midoriya looking at the villian and smiling : tf you finna do there?

Said villain felling slightly scared : uh...shit fam my bad

Izuku : yeah better fuckin be

Aizawa slightly scared now : AYO WHAT?

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Aizawa sitting midoriya down in his office: I'm concerned about your habits to just put yourself in danger, do you even value your own life?

Izuku : naw fam my life suck ass Idc.

Aizawa 'I'm gonna adopt him' shouta : oh. Well in that case-

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Aizawa storming into a teachers meeting late, looking worse then usual : NEZDU WHY IN ALL NAMES HOLY IS PROBLEM CHILD YOUR PERSONAL STUDENT.

Nedzu smiling : smart boy very smart boy also very homicidal boy!

Teachers of UA :... Oh dear god we're fucked.

aizawa and izuku quotes part 5!

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Izuku , to aizawa: How do you tell someone politely you want to hit them with a brick?

aizawa : i dont even... what?

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izuku walking into class late covered in dirt and blood holing a shovel : hi I got buried alive!

aizawa looking in shock : what? WHO?

izuku : shigaraki!

aizawa : is... is he alive still?

izuku : dunno! I hit him with the shovel on my way back!

aizawa pale : oh okay... uh... go clean up I guess?

izuku smiling : okay see ya!

class 1-a : wtf?

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aizawa grading papers in the teachers lounge : FUCK PROBLEM CHILD!

izuku somehow popping uo behind him to all the teacher shock : what up?

aizawa : read this and tell me if you understand

izuku : naw fam that shit wack.

aizawa : mhm okay good thanks bye

the teachers : wtf was that?

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izuku laying in the snow face first : death is coming

aizawa standing next to him :... okay

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No one not a soul :

Izuku walking past bakugo whispering : I'm gonna rip your hands off.

Bakugo :... WHAT THE FUCK NERD?

Izuku acting all innocent : huh? I didn't say anything are you okay kachan?

Bakugo slightly scared : NO WTF DID YOU JUST SAY?!

izuku : nothing? Are you okay did you hit your head too hard during training?

No one says anything for a good few seconds before izuku smiles everyone thinks it's his normal smile but to bakugo its his "no one will ever believe you bitch" smile

a little something inspired by my dad coming home drunk as shit from his work night out but as aizawa and izuku!

(also hello I'm not dead)

aizawa drunk as fuck coming home at midnight: hellos family.

izuku : omg your drunk?!

aizawa: no I'm dad.

izuku :... that isn't what I meant?

aizawa : what are you saying.

izuku :... how much did you drink??

aizawa : yellow. *passes out*

izuku :... this answers nothing.

Things that my dad and I have said while we're on holiday but as aizawa and izuku! And present mic as my mother

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Aizawa : honestly I hate driving I might just crash the car

Izuku :plz don't wait till my song is done at least

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Izuku: I might just jump out the car rn

Aizawa :not rn wait like 10 more minutes I'll speed up for you

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Aizawa :if I'm gonna buy you alcohol you may as well fucking down it

Izuku : fucking bet! Let's go

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Izuku : honestly I might jump off that clif in a second

Aizawa :ill record it

Present mic :... Wtf is wrong with you both?

Izuku : alot

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I HAVE AN A03! WITH MHA ONE SHOTS POSTED ON THERE!!!

you should go check it out I've got something up already it's izuku centric story's!

aizawa :YOU KNOCKED ME OUT

Izuku : you ran into a wall after saying and I qoute "not today Satan"

aizawa :... oh

inspired by the dms of me and @universalrainbow

THEY TURNED ONE OF MY SHIT POSTS INTO A AO3 FIC IM SOBBING

Aizawa and izuku quotes part 3!

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Aizawa : Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?

Izuku: Oh, I’m always running

Izuku: The question is from what

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Aizawa : ya know kid I've never seen you look so tired you good?

Izuku :a few words ; fucking ghosts in my head are loud as shit

Aizawa : Oh makes se- I'm sorry WHAT?

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Izuku : What’s up? I’m back.

Aizawa: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead

Izuku : Death is a social construct.

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Izuku : I live purply on spite.

Aizawa : i find that hard to believe...

Izuku: all my live I've been told I could never be a hero and that I should just give up and kill myself. I'm purely running on spite and lots of coffee

Aizawa :.... OKAY WHAT THE FUC-

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Aizawa bursting into the teachers lounge :WHERE IS PROBLE-

Yamada :shhhhh cemmer he's sleeping

Aizawa :... What

Izuku Sleeping on the couch curled up like a kitten : mmmrhp

Aizawa 'this is now my child' : oh my god

Izuku shifting in his sleep : mmrhp

Aizawa now petting izuku's hair and izuku leaning into the touch and almost purring :oh. My. God

Midnight :he's little a little kitten oh my god!

Yamada : sho sho can we have him please!

Aizawa 'weak for the little kitten boy' : yes.

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Aizawa: Do you have any idea what you’re doing?

Izuku : Why start now?

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