A Little Something Inspired By My Dad Coming Home Drunk As Shit From His Work Night Out But As Aizawa

Midoriya: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Aizawa: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

some inspired by mine and @universalrainbow dms about their fanfic!

no one :izuku walking into a ua meeting "hey dadmight, grampazu I'm going out with kacchan is that okay?"

ua staff shaking in fear :

nezu : of course! do you need money?

all might : of course son do you want me to call your sister to ascort yous?

us staff shaking even faster now

Izuku : uh I'm okay gramps thanks tho! and yeah sure dad! I'll see yous later! bye senseis!

nezu and all might : bye izuku!

ua staff shaking and not making eye contact : b-bye m-midoriya....

izuku and aizawa qoutes part 8

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aizawa holding a bottle: is this whiskey or perfume?

izuku chugs entire bottle:..

izuku : It’s perfume.

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izuku : Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

aizawa : I think you mean cards.

izuku , pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not

aizawa pale : what the fuck kid?

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izuku : English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

aizawa : You need to stop.

mic laughing his ass off : I THOUGHT YOU THAT ONE!

izuku smug as fuck : yes you did.

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izuku texting the heros and students chat :

brokenbones: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao

sleepingbag : What did you do.

brokenbones : A MISTAKE.

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izuku watching aizawa break into his father's house : This is such a bad idea.

aizawa : Then why are you coming along?

izuku : One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

aizawa with manic grin : hmm.... okay good enough!

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Pure crack dadzawa and izuku

Aizawa at the start of the year : oh god this problem child is gonna give me gray hairs

Izuku 'deku' midoriya : be gay break bones.

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Aizawa after izuku takes a stab to the shoulder for him and doesn't flinch : wtf is this child made of?

Izuku ' fuck shit up' midoriya looking at the villian and smiling : tf you finna do there?

Said villain felling slightly scared : uh...shit fam my bad

Izuku : yeah better fuckin be

Aizawa slightly scared now : AYO WHAT?

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Aizawa sitting midoriya down in his office: I'm concerned about your habits to just put yourself in danger, do you even value your own life?

Izuku : naw fam my life suck ass Idc.

Aizawa 'I'm gonna adopt him' shouta : oh. Well in that case-

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Aizawa storming into a teachers meeting late, looking worse then usual : NEZDU WHY IN ALL NAMES HOLY IS PROBLEM CHILD YOUR PERSONAL STUDENT.

Nedzu smiling : smart boy very smart boy also very homicidal boy!

Teachers of UA :... Oh dear god we're fucked.

I HAVE AN A03! WITH MHA ONE SHOTS POSTED ON THERE!!!

you should go check it out I've got something up already it's izuku centric story's!

some crack idea with the ofa vestiges and izuku +some aizawa

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izuku calmly talking to the vestiges in the living room fo the dorms : and then he said

yoichi : wait I head something....

Hikage Shinomori : yeah... nine hold on for a second

Daigoro Banjo :OMG WHO CARES I WANNA HEAR THE REST.

En :...its a person... who'd be up at 3am?

aizawa who's hiding behind the wall confused as fuck : what the fuck

izuku without missing a beat : aizawa sensei.

aizawa panicked even more because what in the fuck is going on : WHAT THE FUCK

No one :

Izuku : I will become friends with everyone. That's a threat.

Everyone at UA :... Alright buddy!

izuku and aizawa qoutes part 7!!

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izuku drugged up in the hospital : hehe

aizawa sitting in a chair next to him : what you laughing at bud?

izuku giggling : the lady in the corner!

aizawa now pale looking at the corner :wha... WHAT LADY IN THE CORNER?! AINT NO FUCKINF LADY IN HERE!

Nana Shimura : UGH rude! wtf man!

izuku giggling : ikr nans! so rude

aizawa pale :IZUKU WHAT FUCKING LADY? WHO YOH TALKING TO?!

izuku : da shush! your gonna wake the TV up!

aizawa done as fuck : I can't with you.

izuku : me too!

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izuku sleep deprived and running on 3 hours of sleep and coffee for the last 2 weeks staring at present mic :

the teachers : you good bruh? is he good aizawa?

aizawa : nope.

izuku : is your hair like that because you wanna be taller or because your a pussy?

aizawa spitting out his coffee laughing :PFFTT

The teachers laughing : OMFG KID? MIDORIYA HAHAHA NO! NO!

Mic in shock :.... what the fuck?

izuku glaring : you pussy.

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aizawa watching izuku stare at the wall for over an hour not moving or blinking by the looks of it :

... you good buddy?

izuku : the walls talking shit.

aizawa : okay time for bed kid common

izuku : they just said that your a bitch I'm gonna kill em.

aizawa pale : okay kiddo bed time.

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izuku shooting out of his chair one day during home room freaking out everyone

aizawa : what you good?

izuku : Im gonna to faint good night

class 1-a : what wha?

izuku drops to the floor

class 1-a : Oh OH FUCK MIDORIYA?!

aizawa : well at least he gave a warning....

Izuku staring at aizawa who's half asleep drinking coffee in the middle of the night in the dorms kitchen :

Aizawa who's staring back at him : can I help you problem child?

Izuku smiles : I see you have chosen cuddles.

Aizawa confused : what?

Izuku proceeding to approach aizawa ducking under his arms and just cuddle into the man :you have chosen cuddles

Aizawa still and still confused but suprised at how warm izuku is : h-how?

Izuku : don't question my ways sensei

Aizawa hugging him back slightly : don't really question it anymore

Izuku : good. Sleepy time now

Aizawa :yeah okay

hi everyone just to let you know I'm deep into my marvel hyperfix again I'll still post dadzawa shit dw I'm just ngh marvel ya know