No One :

Izuku talking to the Vestiges: so what was your favorite moment before you died? It has to be the closest to when you died though.

Nana: my very last moments when I flipped off All for One and gave a sassy hair flip, just before he crushed me with a giant bolder.

Banjo: That one time when I dropkicked All for one using my blackwhip

2nd, still in the corner: I made All for one cry once

Yoichi: when I escaped the vault and left a recording of my voice that was triggered by the vault door opening that had me cursing him out and telling him that next time he wants to keep someone in a vault to take care of their mental state too, because I'm coming for him.

Everyone: silence

2nd: when did this happen?

Yoichi: I had it recorded for a while, it was supposed to be either for my funeral or for a last message when i got out sort of thing. I set it up while you guys were getting some stuff to take with us back to camp but I had almost nothing to pack so I just did that and then shoved everything I owned into a bag.

Izuku: that sounds fun.

Aizawa, walking in on the conversation: Izuku who are you talking to?

Izuku, looking him dead (haha) in the eyes: dead people. They are talking about the best experiences they had before death.

Aizawa, tired: and why does that sound fun?

Izuku, forgetting to give Aizawa context: well, the one who is all for one's brother left him a voice recording telling him off once he was able to escape the vault he put him in, that's what sounds fun. Not being in the vault, but the voice recording.

(I will let you continue this before I get out of hand and use too much space for the ask space to handle)

(im just laughing my ass off at this it's funny as fuck thank you for the ask!)

aizawa sitting down next to izuku : okay so... what else was the others best moments?

izuku : nana flipped him off and did a sassy hair flip! Banjo drop kicked him with the help of blackwip! second made him cry! ans ofc yoichis! so someone else go!

aizawa pale : how did they die again?

izukj : all for one. they all died to him apart from the 4th!

aizawa : Oh....

en: I mean I told him to go suck a rubber duck before throwing a bunch of them at him..

izuku snorting laughing : YOU DID WHAT?

aizawa : what they do?

izuku : en threw a bunch of rubber ducks at all for one while telling him to go fuck himself with them!

aizawa chucking : okay that's good.

third : I gave him a clone nose and wig and told him to go be with his brethren

izuku : WHAT... HAHAHA FUCK OFF REALLY?

aizawa : care to share?

izuku : pffttt 3rd gave him a clown nose and wig and told him to be with his brethren!

aizawa snorting a little : pfft that's amazing

izuku nodding : well now I feel like I gotta step up when I die.

aizawa : no.

one for all users : absolutely not.

izuku : dahm shut down so fast....

Midoriya: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Aizawa: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

izuku and aizawa qoutes part 8

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aizawa holding a bottle: is this whiskey or perfume?

izuku chugs entire bottle:..

izuku : It’s perfume.

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izuku : Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

aizawa : I think you mean cards.

izuku , pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not

aizawa pale : what the fuck kid?

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izuku : English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

aizawa : You need to stop.

mic laughing his ass off : I THOUGHT YOU THAT ONE!

izuku smug as fuck : yes you did.

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izuku texting the heros and students chat :

brokenbones: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao

sleepingbag : What did you do.

brokenbones : A MISTAKE.

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izuku watching aizawa break into his father's house : This is such a bad idea.

aizawa : Then why are you coming along?

izuku : One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

aizawa with manic grin : hmm.... okay good enough!

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No one :

Izuku cracking his knuckles during class : hm

All of class 1-a and aizawa snapping their heads to him instantly : DEK- PROBL-

izuku looking around : wow. Wow seriously.

Class 1-a : sorry... Its just.... Its you we can never be safe

Aizawa : i wouldn't put it past you to break your hand during class too.

Izuku deadpan sighing : I hate this fucking class.

Class 1-a :GASP. MIDORIYA! LANGUAGE!

Izuku staring at aizawa who's half asleep drinking coffee in the middle of the night in the dorms kitchen :

Aizawa who's staring back at him : can I help you problem child?

Izuku smiles : I see you have chosen cuddles.

Aizawa confused : what?

Izuku proceeding to approach aizawa ducking under his arms and just cuddle into the man :you have chosen cuddles

Aizawa still and still confused but suprised at how warm izuku is : h-how?

Izuku : don't question my ways sensei

Aizawa hugging him back slightly : don't really question it anymore

Izuku : good. Sleepy time now

Aizawa :yeah okay

Aizawa and izuku quotes part 2!

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Aizawa: Well, I'm very sorry to hear about your mother.

Izuku : Mmm, we aren't really that close.

Aizawa: Oh, good in that case please sign theys *slides him adoption forms *your mine now

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Izuku : Hello aizawa , made anyone cry today?

Aizawa : Sadly, no. But it’s only 4:30.

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Izuku : How petty can you get?

Aizawa: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

Izuku :... I'm not even suprised to be honest

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Aizawa: Hey,what is that? water?

Izuku drinking out of a water bottle : It’s not water.

Aizawa: Vodka?! Problem child n-

Izuku : It’s vinegar.

Aizawa: …What?

Izuku : It's vinegar pussy.

Aizawa :... Why

Izuku : slurp.

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Aizawa after he hears izuku back story: I'm going the fight everyone who has insulted you Izuku .

Izuku : I hate myself.

Aizawa: Alright, square up were fighting too

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Aizawa texting the ua class 1a and pros group chat

Sleepingbag : I'm bored, any suggestions?

Problemchild : Sleeping is nice.

Sleepingbag: I acknowledge your suggestion, and I’m deciding to ignore it and you can't talk I saw you in the kitchen at 2am staring at the wall drinking out a coffee pot.

Problemchild :... Touché

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Izuku , holding a kettle: Coffee or tea?

Aizawa: Tea.

Izuku : Wrong. It's coffee.

Aizawa :even better pass that shit here

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Izuku : If I die, you can have what little I own.

Aizawa: Wait. What do you mean "if" you die?

Izuku : My unending existence is fuelled by pure spite, that of which the painful experiences of life have rendered me full.

Aizawa:

Aizawa: *Sighs* Let me call your therapist again.

izuku and aizawa qoutes part 9!

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aizawa: You’d be stupid to lay a hand on me.

Izuku : Oh, you’d be surprised how much stupid shit I do.

aizawa : I'm not. I have to deal with it afterwards!

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Izuku : I know every song to ever exist it doesn't matter if it's from the past, present or the future.

midnight : Oh yeah? Then continue this.

midnight : I don't cook I don't clean-

Izuku : So let me tell you how I got this ring.

Izuku & midnight : .....

Izuku & midnight : GOBBLE ME, SWALLOW ME-

aizawa and the other ua teachers watching in horror : what the actual fuck.

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aizawa: An Apple a day keeps the Doctor away kid.

Izuku sleep deprived : An Apple a day can keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough sensei

aizawa : Oh....

class 1a : oh oh...

the league of villains : I'm scared...

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Izuku texting the heros and student chat again at 1am

brokenbones : Just so everyone knows, don't ever try to climb a tree at night carrying a strobe light, owls DON'T like it.

sleepingbag : ...what happened?

brokenbones : I made a VERY bad mistake.

IamNOThere:.... young midoriya wtf

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aizawa lost of hope : Izuku , I need some advice.

Izuku mixing redbull and coffee into a 5 hour shot drink : You need advice from ME?

aizawa: Yeah, frightening, isn't it?

izuku nodding : mhm.... who died?

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aizawa, ordering Starbucks: Hey, I just got my heart broken, what do you recommend?

Izuku , who’s running the drive thru: …

Izuku : Tequila.

aizawa shocked : PROBLEM CHILD?

izuku : hey sensei

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some crack idea with the ofa vestiges and izuku +some aizawa

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izuku calmly talking to the vestiges in the living room fo the dorms : and then he said

yoichi : wait I head something....

Hikage Shinomori : yeah... nine hold on for a second

Daigoro Banjo :OMG WHO CARES I WANNA HEAR THE REST.

En :...its a person... who'd be up at 3am?

aizawa who's hiding behind the wall confused as fuck : what the fuck

izuku without missing a beat : aizawa sensei.

aizawa panicked even more because what in the fuck is going on : WHAT THE FUCK

sleep deprived izuku qoutes part 1?

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izuku who hasn't slept in almost a week sitting in the floor in training after being knocked on his ass while the teachers and class ask him if he's okay:

aizawa : You good midoriya? can you hear me kid?

izuku : the sand is killing me.

everyone pale faster then before :

midnight : w-what?

izuku glaring at the sand : bitch ass mother fucker.

aizawa : okay you need a nap.

izuku glaring at aizawa now : go fuck yourself overgrown butterfly!

aizawa pale and a little bit shocked : I-.... what the fuck!

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midnight trying to get all the juice gossip out of izuku while he works in homework in the teachers lounge : So, midoriya , do you have a crush on anyone?

Izuku not even looking up from his work : The only crush I have is this crushing anxiety.

midnight in shock : oh... oh wow..

aizawa nodding : mood.

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aizawa, texting: O

Izuku : What?

aizawa: Don’t read into that.

Izuku : But I will read into that.

aizawa: HOW?! IT’S A LETTER!

Izuku : Why is there a space after it, hmmmmm?

aizawa: Dude, really?

aizawa: It’s a fucking letter.

Izuku : It could stand for something!

aizawa: IT DOESN’T, I PROMISE!

Izuku : Like Oppression! Or worse…

aizawa: kid, I just typed the letter O, that means nothing. :/

Izuku : Optometrist.

aizawa: Oh my God…

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aizawa and izuku who are on an mission sharing a cheep rent apartment for a night while izuku hasn't slept in 4 days and is feeling good

aizawa, texting: Izuku , will you please go to sleep?

Izuku , texting back: What makes you think you didn’t just wake me up?

aizawa, yelling: I CAN HEAR YOU CLAPPING TO THE FRIENDS THEME EVERY TWENTY MINUTES SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP!

aizawa, texting: Just a hunch :) You goin’ to sleep soon?

Izuku , texting: I’m trying

aizawa, yelling again: TRY HARDER I HAVE A 5:45 AM MEETING TOMORROW BITCH

aizawa, texting: Okay, don’t stay up too late or you’ll be cranky.

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aizawa: What's two plus two?

Izuku half asleep at his desk : Math.

aizawa: ...I will accept that answer...

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Izuku: Dad, I talk to ghosts

Aizawa: so, you aren't just talking to Hagakure when I find you out past curfew?

Izuku: no, I'm talking to dead people. One of them looks like Kacchan and he keeps standing right next to him to freak me out and it's not nice and all of them need tharapy.

Aizawa; why do they need tharapy?

Izuku: one of them became a hermit and lived in the woods, and the rest of them were murdered by All for One.

Aizawa: *speechless* how have you lived with them?

Izuku: starts crying

(I don't know if you could bounce some ideas off of this but I appreciate the quotes you do. I think talking to ghosts in front of people is extremely funny especially when it's your adopted dad.)

(okay first off thank you for this omg! I'm crying but I have something in my drafts that's something like this that I wanna turn into a story so I might take some of this as inspo but! onwards to the qoute!)

aizawa : Oh shit uh! don't cry? idk? uh?

Nana Shimura : dahm he's bad at comfort isn't he?

izuku still sobbing : Hes trying his hardest nana!

aizawa : WHAT???

Izuku : one of the ghosts!

aizawa : I'm so confused and concerned for your health right now.

one for all users threw izuku : haha mood!

aizawa :OH WHAT THE FUCK HELLO?!

izuku still crying : that was them!

aizawa : uh okay uh right so my son talks to dead people okay cool cool I can deal with this.... WAIT IS THIS WHY YOUR ALWAYS FREZZING TO THE TOUCH????

izuku wiping his eyes : mhm they're clingy! it gets cold when they hug me or be around me rather then in my mind!

aizawa in shock : i need to sit down. I adopted one child but got.... how many?

izuku :... 7 and a half...

aizawa nodding : I adopted one child and got 7 and a half dead people for free.... whag type of deal is this?

izuku laughing a little : you and me both. I thought I was just getting a quirk but I got funky ghosts and 7 more quirks!

aizawa : i need a drink to even think about prosessing this.

one for all users threw izuku : our bad sir if it helps we were all heros and vigilantes..... except two of us

aizawa : Oh.