No One :

Things that my dad and I have said while we're on holiday but as aizawa and izuku! And present mic as my mother

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Aizawa : honestly I hate driving I might just crash the car

Izuku :plz don't wait till my song is done at least

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Izuku: I might just jump out the car rn

Aizawa :not rn wait like 10 more minutes I'll speed up for you

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Aizawa :if I'm gonna buy you alcohol you may as well fucking down it

Izuku : fucking bet! Let's go

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Izuku : honestly I might jump off that clif in a second

Aizawa :ill record it

Present mic :... Wtf is wrong with you both?

Izuku : alot

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izuku and aizawa qoutes part 8

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aizawa holding a bottle: is this whiskey or perfume?

izuku chugs entire bottle:..

izuku : It’s perfume.

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izuku : Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

aizawa : I think you mean cards.

izuku , pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not

aizawa pale : what the fuck kid?

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izuku : English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

aizawa : You need to stop.

mic laughing his ass off : I THOUGHT YOU THAT ONE!

izuku smug as fuck : yes you did.

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izuku texting the heros and students chat :

brokenbones: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao

sleepingbag : What did you do.

brokenbones : A MISTAKE.

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izuku watching aizawa break into his father's house : This is such a bad idea.

aizawa : Then why are you coming along?

izuku : One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

aizawa with manic grin : hmm.... okay good enough!

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again inspired by mine and @universalrainbow dms on thier fanfic!

aizawa to the media : do not anger izuku midoriya that's your only warning

the media : psht okay what ever you say

the media pisses off izuku and he pulls out a note book on live television and lists off all the crimes they've committed and their full name and quirk and the media is in fear : what.... the...

Izuku midoriya : don't fuck with me.

Japan : OH HOLY SHIT HE WASNT JOKING

ua staff even more scare :OH GOD HE KILLED HIM

all might nezu and mirko :THAT'S OUT BOY!

class 1a : Oh my god holy shit

bakugo :FUCK THEM UP CUZ!

Class 1a slowly turning their head to look at bakugo

Todoroki: writing notes

Bakugo:........$hit

izuku having a feeling bakugo done some stupid shit and he stops talking to the media and goes : for fuck sake katsuki bakugo what did you do!

Mina:HE OMNIPOTENT OMG

denki: how do u know that word?

Mina: I fell asleep on an information channel

everyone is just in fear even faster

class 1a is just in so much fear that izuku knows about all their wrong doings and thier not wrong he does

Izuku shooting up in the middle on class scaring everyone :SOMEONE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT AIZAWA SENSEI IM GOING TO BEAT THEIR ASS

Aizawa in fear : what....

Izuku in rage mode :THEIR 20 MILES AWAY GOOD BYE.

bakugo smirking :

class 1a : I'm so scared right now.

Izuku' cracking bones' midoriya : and so I was standing there scared child on my back and he was like brugh! And so I detroit smashed him so much he kinda just went belgh

All of class 1-a that wasn't at the raid :... YOU KILLED HIM?

Izuku 'I will murder for kids' midoriya : twas a logical rush.

The heros that were there for it and saw the aftermath :... Eraser your kid is fucking insane.

Eraser ' I will kill for theys kids' head : haha yep. My problem child

aizawa and izuku quotes part 5!

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Izuku , to aizawa: How do you tell someone politely you want to hit them with a brick?

aizawa : i dont even... what?

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izuku walking into class late covered in dirt and blood holing a shovel : hi I got buried alive!

aizawa looking in shock : what? WHO?

izuku : shigaraki!

aizawa : is... is he alive still?

izuku : dunno! I hit him with the shovel on my way back!

aizawa pale : oh okay... uh... go clean up I guess?

izuku smiling : okay see ya!

class 1-a : wtf?

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aizawa grading papers in the teachers lounge : FUCK PROBLEM CHILD!

izuku somehow popping uo behind him to all the teacher shock : what up?

aizawa : read this and tell me if you understand

izuku : naw fam that shit wack.

aizawa : mhm okay good thanks bye

the teachers : wtf was that?

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izuku laying in the snow face first : death is coming

aizawa standing next to him :... okay

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aizawa and izuku quotes part 6!

because its 7am I haven't slept and I have a 10 hour shift soon!

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Izuku , making a cup of tea: Yeah, get into that leaf juice, you sexy, sexy bee sauce.

aizawa: Hey, do you take constructive criticism?

Izuku : I absolutely fucking do not.

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aizawa: You're alive.

Izuku : There's no need to sound so disappointed sensei.

aizawa : I'm not I'm just shocked

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aizawa: Izuku , what is the ONE thing I asked you NOT to do tonight?

Izuku : Raise the dead.

aizawa: And what did you do?

Izuku : Raise the dead.

aizawa : why why do you do this.

izuku : I am just in a silly mood okay

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aizawa: What's wrong with you?

Izuku : Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.

aizawa : Oh... I'm adopting you now

izuku : yeah lam- what?

mic : STOP ADOPTING EVER SAD CHILD.

aizawa : YOU CANT STOP ME.

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Izuku : What goes up but never comes down?

aizawa: The amount of stress you're bringing this family.

izuku : hut its just you, me and the cats

aizawa : exactly. poor bastard is stressed.

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Izuku talking about aizawa : my dad taught me to think before I act.

Izuku now glaring at bakugo : ...So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.

aizawa proud as fuck : go get em kid!

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Izuku drugged up on hospital meds : Why's it called an oven when you of in the cold food and you of out hot eat the food?

aizawa :....what????

class 1a : I'm so confused?

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izuku high as fuck on hospital drugs after the stain fight : haha pretty

aizawa and mic bursting into the room :KIDDO?!

izuku : ayeee! you made it!

mic : hey buddy how you feeling?

izuku smirking : they got me on the good shit!

aizawa laughing : oh my god!

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some crack idea with the ofa vestiges and izuku +some aizawa

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izuku calmly talking to the vestiges in the living room fo the dorms : and then he said

yoichi : wait I head something....

Hikage Shinomori : yeah... nine hold on for a second

Daigoro Banjo :OMG WHO CARES I WANNA HEAR THE REST.

En :...its a person... who'd be up at 3am?

aizawa who's hiding behind the wall confused as fuck : what the fuck

izuku without missing a beat : aizawa sensei.

aizawa panicked even more because what in the fuck is going on : WHAT THE FUCK

I HAVE AN A03! WITH MHA ONE SHOTS POSTED ON THERE!!!

you should go check it out I've got something up already it's izuku centric story's!

Aizawa and izuku quotes part 3!

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Aizawa : Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?

Izuku: Oh, I’m always running

Izuku: The question is from what

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Aizawa : ya know kid I've never seen you look so tired you good?

Izuku :a few words ; fucking ghosts in my head are loud as shit

Aizawa : Oh makes se- I'm sorry WHAT?

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Izuku : What’s up? I’m back.

Aizawa: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead

Izuku : Death is a social construct.

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Izuku : I live purply on spite.

Aizawa : i find that hard to believe...

Izuku: all my live I've been told I could never be a hero and that I should just give up and kill myself. I'm purely running on spite and lots of coffee

Aizawa :.... OKAY WHAT THE FUC-

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Aizawa bursting into the teachers lounge :WHERE IS PROBLE-

Yamada :shhhhh cemmer he's sleeping

Aizawa :... What

Izuku Sleeping on the couch curled up like a kitten : mmmrhp

Aizawa 'this is now my child' : oh my god

Izuku shifting in his sleep : mmrhp

Aizawa now petting izuku's hair and izuku leaning into the touch and almost purring :oh. My. God

Midnight :he's little a little kitten oh my god!

Yamada : sho sho can we have him please!

Aizawa 'weak for the little kitten boy' : yes.

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Aizawa: Do you have any idea what you’re doing?

Izuku : Why start now?

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No one :

Izuku : I will become friends with everyone. That's a threat.

Everyone at UA :... Alright buddy!