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izuku and aizawa qoutes part 8
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aizawa holding a bottle: is this whiskey or perfume?
izuku chugs entire bottle:..
izuku : It’s perfume.
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izuku : Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
aizawa : I think you mean cards.
izuku , pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not
aizawa pale : what the fuck kid?
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izuku : English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
aizawa : You need to stop.
mic laughing his ass off : I THOUGHT YOU THAT ONE!
izuku smug as fuck : yes you did.
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izuku texting the heros and students chat :
brokenbones: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao
sleepingbag : What did you do.
brokenbones : A MISTAKE.
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izuku watching aizawa break into his father's house : This is such a bad idea.
aizawa : Then why are you coming along?
izuku : One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
aizawa with manic grin : hmm.... okay good enough!
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sleep deprived izuku qoutes part 1?
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izuku who hasn't slept in almost a week sitting in the floor in training after being knocked on his ass while the teachers and class ask him if he's okay:
aizawa : You good midoriya? can you hear me kid?
izuku : the sand is killing me.
everyone pale faster then before :
midnight : w-what?
izuku glaring at the sand : bitch ass mother fucker.
aizawa : okay you need a nap.
izuku glaring at aizawa now : go fuck yourself overgrown butterfly!
aizawa pale and a little bit shocked : I-.... what the fuck!
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midnight trying to get all the juice gossip out of izuku while he works in homework in the teachers lounge : So, midoriya , do you have a crush on anyone?
Izuku not even looking up from his work : The only crush I have is this crushing anxiety.
midnight in shock : oh... oh wow..
aizawa nodding : mood.
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aizawa, texting: O
Izuku : What?
aizawa: Don’t read into that.
Izuku : But I will read into that.
aizawa: HOW?! IT’S A LETTER!
Izuku : Why is there a space after it, hmmmmm?
aizawa: Dude, really?
aizawa: It’s a fucking letter.
Izuku : It could stand for something!
aizawa: IT DOESN’T, I PROMISE!
Izuku : Like Oppression! Or worse…
aizawa: kid, I just typed the letter O, that means nothing. :/
Izuku : Optometrist.
aizawa: Oh my God…
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aizawa and izuku who are on an mission sharing a cheep rent apartment for a night while izuku hasn't slept in 4 days and is feeling good
aizawa, texting: Izuku , will you please go to sleep?
Izuku , texting back: What makes you think you didn’t just wake me up?
aizawa, yelling: I CAN HEAR YOU CLAPPING TO THE FRIENDS THEME EVERY TWENTY MINUTES SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP!
aizawa, texting: Just a hunch :) You goin’ to sleep soon?
Izuku , texting: I’m trying
aizawa, yelling again: TRY HARDER I HAVE A 5:45 AM MEETING TOMORROW BITCH
aizawa, texting: Okay, don’t stay up too late or you’ll be cranky.
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aizawa: What's two plus two?
Izuku half asleep at his desk : Math.
aizawa: ...I will accept that answer...
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Izuku: Dad, I talk to ghosts
Aizawa: so, you aren't just talking to Hagakure when I find you out past curfew?
Izuku: no, I'm talking to dead people. One of them looks like Kacchan and he keeps standing right next to him to freak me out and it's not nice and all of them need tharapy.
Aizawa; why do they need tharapy?
Izuku: one of them became a hermit and lived in the woods, and the rest of them were murdered by All for One.
Aizawa: *speechless* how have you lived with them?
Izuku: starts crying
(I don't know if you could bounce some ideas off of this but I appreciate the quotes you do. I think talking to ghosts in front of people is extremely funny especially when it's your adopted dad.)
(okay first off thank you for this omg! I'm crying but I have something in my drafts that's something like this that I wanna turn into a story so I might take some of this as inspo but! onwards to the qoute!)
aizawa : Oh shit uh! don't cry? idk? uh?
Nana Shimura : dahm he's bad at comfort isn't he?
izuku still sobbing : Hes trying his hardest nana!
aizawa : WHAT???
Izuku : one of the ghosts!
aizawa : I'm so confused and concerned for your health right now.
one for all users threw izuku : haha mood!
aizawa :OH WHAT THE FUCK HELLO?!
izuku still crying : that was them!
aizawa : uh okay uh right so my son talks to dead people okay cool cool I can deal with this.... WAIT IS THIS WHY YOUR ALWAYS FREZZING TO THE TOUCH????
izuku wiping his eyes : mhm they're clingy! it gets cold when they hug me or be around me rather then in my mind!
aizawa in shock : i need to sit down. I adopted one child but got.... how many?
izuku :... 7 and a half...
aizawa nodding : I adopted one child and got 7 and a half dead people for free.... whag type of deal is this?
izuku laughing a little : you and me both. I thought I was just getting a quirk but I got funky ghosts and 7 more quirks!
aizawa : i need a drink to even think about prosessing this.
one for all users threw izuku : our bad sir if it helps we were all heros and vigilantes..... except two of us
aizawa : Oh.