Aizawa And Izuku Quotes Part 2!

aizawa and izuku quotes part 6!

because its 7am I haven't slept and I have a 10 hour shift soon!

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Izuku , making a cup of tea: Yeah, get into that leaf juice, you sexy, sexy bee sauce.

aizawa: Hey, do you take constructive criticism?

Izuku : I absolutely fucking do not.

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aizawa: You're alive.

Izuku : There's no need to sound so disappointed sensei.

aizawa : I'm not I'm just shocked

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aizawa: Izuku , what is the ONE thing I asked you NOT to do tonight?

Izuku : Raise the dead.

aizawa: And what did you do?

Izuku : Raise the dead.

aizawa : why why do you do this.

izuku : I am just in a silly mood okay

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aizawa: What's wrong with you?

Izuku : Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.

aizawa : Oh... I'm adopting you now

izuku : yeah lam- what?

mic : STOP ADOPTING EVER SAD CHILD.

aizawa : YOU CANT STOP ME.

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Izuku : What goes up but never comes down?

aizawa: The amount of stress you're bringing this family.

izuku : hut its just you, me and the cats

aizawa : exactly. poor bastard is stressed.

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Izuku talking about aizawa : my dad taught me to think before I act.

Izuku now glaring at bakugo : ...So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.

aizawa proud as fuck : go get em kid!

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Izuku drugged up on hospital meds : Why's it called an oven when you of in the cold food and you of out hot eat the food?

aizawa :....what????

class 1a : I'm so confused?

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izuku high as fuck on hospital drugs after the stain fight : haha pretty

aizawa and mic bursting into the room :KIDDO?!

izuku : ayeee! you made it!

mic : hey buddy how you feeling?

izuku smirking : they got me on the good shit!

aizawa laughing : oh my god!

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No one not a soul :

Izuku walking past bakugo whispering : I'm gonna rip your hands off.

Bakugo :... WHAT THE FUCK NERD?

Izuku acting all innocent : huh? I didn't say anything are you okay kachan?

Bakugo slightly scared : NO WTF DID YOU JUST SAY?!

izuku : nothing? Are you okay did you hit your head too hard during training?

No one says anything for a good few seconds before izuku smiles everyone thinks it's his normal smile but to bakugo its his "no one will ever believe you bitch" smile

No one :

Izuku : I will become friends with everyone. That's a threat.

Everyone at UA :... Alright buddy!

I HAVE AN A03! WITH MHA ONE SHOTS POSTED ON THERE!!!

you should go check it out I've got something up already it's izuku centric story's!

hi everyone just to let you know I'm deep into my marvel hyperfix again I'll still post dadzawa shit dw I'm just ngh marvel ya know

Izuku: Dad, I talk to ghosts

Aizawa: so, you aren't just talking to Hagakure when I find you out past curfew?

Izuku: no, I'm talking to dead people. One of them looks like Kacchan and he keeps standing right next to him to freak me out and it's not nice and all of them need tharapy.

Aizawa; why do they need tharapy?

Izuku: one of them became a hermit and lived in the woods, and the rest of them were murdered by All for One.

Aizawa: *speechless* how have you lived with them?

Izuku: starts crying

(I don't know if you could bounce some ideas off of this but I appreciate the quotes you do. I think talking to ghosts in front of people is extremely funny especially when it's your adopted dad.)

(okay first off thank you for this omg! I'm crying but I have something in my drafts that's something like this that I wanna turn into a story so I might take some of this as inspo but! onwards to the qoute!)

aizawa : Oh shit uh! don't cry? idk? uh?

Nana Shimura : dahm he's bad at comfort isn't he?

izuku still sobbing : Hes trying his hardest nana!

aizawa : WHAT???

Izuku : one of the ghosts!

aizawa : I'm so confused and concerned for your health right now.

one for all users threw izuku : haha mood!

aizawa :OH WHAT THE FUCK HELLO?!

izuku still crying : that was them!

aizawa : uh okay uh right so my son talks to dead people okay cool cool I can deal with this.... WAIT IS THIS WHY YOUR ALWAYS FREZZING TO THE TOUCH????

izuku wiping his eyes : mhm they're clingy! it gets cold when they hug me or be around me rather then in my mind!

aizawa in shock : i need to sit down. I adopted one child but got.... how many?

izuku :... 7 and a half...

aizawa nodding : I adopted one child and got 7 and a half dead people for free.... whag type of deal is this?

izuku laughing a little : you and me both. I thought I was just getting a quirk but I got funky ghosts and 7 more quirks!

aizawa : i need a drink to even think about prosessing this.

one for all users threw izuku : our bad sir if it helps we were all heros and vigilantes..... except two of us

aizawa : Oh.

a little something inspired by my dad coming home drunk as shit from his work night out but as aizawa and izuku!

(also hello I'm not dead)

aizawa drunk as fuck coming home at midnight: hellos family.

izuku : omg your drunk?!

aizawa: no I'm dad.

izuku :... that isn't what I meant?

aizawa : what are you saying.

izuku :... how much did you drink??

aizawa : yellow. *passes out*

izuku :... this answers nothing.

Class 1a watching a horror movie :OMFG HOLY SHIT

Izuku deadpan :eh I could have killer her better then that smh

Class 1a looking at him scared as fuck : im sorry what?

Izuku looking at them : oh common it was armature at best he could have dragged it along more atleaset.

Aizawa :....problem child.

Izuku looking at him :what up?

Aizawa : therapy 12pm tomorrow.

Izuku :WHAT WHY

Aizawa :BECAUSE

izuku storming off to his dorm :UGH YOUR THE WORST DAD

Things that my dad and I have said while we're on holiday but as aizawa and izuku! And present mic as my mother part 2!!

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Aizawa : it's to early for alcohol right now

Izuku : it's 6pm in France rn so

Aizawa :Welp pass me the bottle

Yamada : fuck it pass me it too

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Izuku : question

Aizawa : answer

Izuku : I.... Yeah okay nvm

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Izuku : hey can I get this?

Aizawa : will you use it?

Izuku : it's clothes duh.

Aizawa : eh sure then

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Izuku : I can't believe you've done this. My pride and joy long dog

Aizawa : you'll live

Izuku : no. No I won't father.

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Midoriya: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Aizawa: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.