Things That My Dad And I Have Said While We're On Holiday But As Aizawa And Izuku! And Present Mic As

Aizawa after a patrol getting home at 4am : oh god get theys FUCKING boots off me!

Aizawa two seconds later face planting onto the couch : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY DID I CHOSE TO LIVE LIKE THIS

again inspired by mine and @universalrainbow dms on thier fanfic!

aizawa to the media : do not anger izuku midoriya that's your only warning

the media : psht okay what ever you say

the media pisses off izuku and he pulls out a note book on live television and lists off all the crimes they've committed and their full name and quirk and the media is in fear : what.... the...

Izuku midoriya : don't fuck with me.

Japan : OH HOLY SHIT HE WASNT JOKING

ua staff even more scare :OH GOD HE KILLED HIM

all might nezu and mirko :THAT'S OUT BOY!

class 1a : Oh my god holy shit

bakugo :FUCK THEM UP CUZ!

Class 1a slowly turning their head to look at bakugo

Todoroki: writing notes

Bakugo:........$hit

izuku having a feeling bakugo done some stupid shit and he stops talking to the media and goes : for fuck sake katsuki bakugo what did you do!

Mina:HE OMNIPOTENT OMG

denki: how do u know that word?

Mina: I fell asleep on an information channel

everyone is just in fear even faster

class 1a is just in so much fear that izuku knows about all their wrong doings and thier not wrong he does

Izuku shooting up in the middle on class scaring everyone :SOMEONE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT AIZAWA SENSEI IM GOING TO BEAT THEIR ASS

Aizawa in fear : what....

Izuku in rage mode :THEIR 20 MILES AWAY GOOD BYE.

bakugo smirking :

class 1a : I'm so scared right now.

No one :

Izuku cracking his knuckles during class : hm

All of class 1-a and aizawa snapping their heads to him instantly : DEK- PROBL-

izuku looking around : wow. Wow seriously.

Class 1-a : sorry... Its just.... Its you we can never be safe

Aizawa : i wouldn't put it past you to break your hand during class too.

Izuku deadpan sighing : I hate this fucking class.

Class 1-a :GASP. MIDORIYA! LANGUAGE!

izuku and aizawa qoutes part 9!

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aizawa: You’d be stupid to lay a hand on me.

Izuku : Oh, you’d be surprised how much stupid shit I do.

aizawa : I'm not. I have to deal with it afterwards!

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Izuku : I know every song to ever exist it doesn't matter if it's from the past, present or the future.

midnight : Oh yeah? Then continue this.

midnight : I don't cook I don't clean-

Izuku : So let me tell you how I got this ring.

Izuku & midnight : .....

Izuku & midnight : GOBBLE ME, SWALLOW ME-

aizawa and the other ua teachers watching in horror : what the actual fuck.

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aizawa: An Apple a day keeps the Doctor away kid.

Izuku sleep deprived : An Apple a day can keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough sensei

aizawa : Oh....

class 1a : oh oh...

the league of villains : I'm scared...

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Izuku texting the heros and student chat again at 1am

brokenbones : Just so everyone knows, don't ever try to climb a tree at night carrying a strobe light, owls DON'T like it.

sleepingbag : ...what happened?

brokenbones : I made a VERY bad mistake.

IamNOThere:.... young midoriya wtf

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aizawa lost of hope : Izuku , I need some advice.

Izuku mixing redbull and coffee into a 5 hour shot drink : You need advice from ME?

aizawa: Yeah, frightening, isn't it?

izuku nodding : mhm.... who died?

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aizawa, ordering Starbucks: Hey, I just got my heart broken, what do you recommend?

Izuku , who’s running the drive thru: …

Izuku : Tequila.

aizawa shocked : PROBLEM CHILD?

izuku : hey sensei

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Izuku talking to the Vestiges: so what was your favorite moment before you died? It has to be the closest to when you died though.

Nana: my very last moments when I flipped off All for One and gave a sassy hair flip, just before he crushed me with a giant bolder.

Banjo: That one time when I dropkicked All for one using my blackwhip

2nd, still in the corner: I made All for one cry once

Yoichi: when I escaped the vault and left a recording of my voice that was triggered by the vault door opening that had me cursing him out and telling him that next time he wants to keep someone in a vault to take care of their mental state too, because I'm coming for him.

Everyone: silence

2nd: when did this happen?

Yoichi: I had it recorded for a while, it was supposed to be either for my funeral or for a last message when i got out sort of thing. I set it up while you guys were getting some stuff to take with us back to camp but I had almost nothing to pack so I just did that and then shoved everything I owned into a bag.

Izuku: that sounds fun.

Aizawa, walking in on the conversation: Izuku who are you talking to?

Izuku, looking him dead (haha) in the eyes: dead people. They are talking about the best experiences they had before death.

Aizawa, tired: and why does that sound fun?

Izuku, forgetting to give Aizawa context: well, the one who is all for one's brother left him a voice recording telling him off once he was able to escape the vault he put him in, that's what sounds fun. Not being in the vault, but the voice recording.

(I will let you continue this before I get out of hand and use too much space for the ask space to handle)

(im just laughing my ass off at this it's funny as fuck thank you for the ask!)

aizawa sitting down next to izuku : okay so... what else was the others best moments?

izuku : nana flipped him off and did a sassy hair flip! Banjo drop kicked him with the help of blackwip! second made him cry! ans ofc yoichis! so someone else go!

aizawa pale : how did they die again?

izukj : all for one. they all died to him apart from the 4th!

aizawa : Oh....

en: I mean I told him to go suck a rubber duck before throwing a bunch of them at him..

izuku snorting laughing : YOU DID WHAT?

aizawa : what they do?

izuku : en threw a bunch of rubber ducks at all for one while telling him to go fuck himself with them!

aizawa chucking : okay that's good.

third : I gave him a clone nose and wig and told him to go be with his brethren

izuku : WHAT... HAHAHA FUCK OFF REALLY?

aizawa : care to share?

izuku : pffttt 3rd gave him a clown nose and wig and told him to be with his brethren!

aizawa snorting a little : pfft that's amazing

izuku nodding : well now I feel like I gotta step up when I die.

aizawa : no.

one for all users : absolutely not.

izuku : dahm shut down so fast....

Aizawa and izuku as random quotes part 1!

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Aizawa struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me

Izuku pointing at him and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

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Izuku : .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.--

[translation: I’M SORRY]

Aizawa : What's that?

Izuku : Remorse code.

Aizawa : I'm even angrier now.

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Izuku : What’s up guys? I’m back.

Aizawa : What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.

Izuku : Death is a social construct

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Izuku : *Stubs their toe* FUCK!

Aizawa : Mind your language!

Izuku : What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???

Aizawa :

Izuku : You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes

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Izuku : I prevented a murder today.

Aizawa : Really? How’d you do that?

Izuku glaring at bakugo: self control.

I HAVE AN A03! WITH MHA ONE SHOTS POSTED ON THERE!!!

you should go check it out I've got something up already it's izuku centric story's!

Aizawa and izuku quotes part 2!

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Aizawa: Well, I'm very sorry to hear about your mother.

Izuku : Mmm, we aren't really that close.

Aizawa: Oh, good in that case please sign theys *slides him adoption forms *your mine now

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Izuku : Hello aizawa , made anyone cry today?

Aizawa : Sadly, no. But it’s only 4:30.

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Izuku : How petty can you get?

Aizawa: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

Izuku :... I'm not even suprised to be honest

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Aizawa: Hey,what is that? water?

Izuku drinking out of a water bottle : It’s not water.

Aizawa: Vodka?! Problem child n-

Izuku : It’s vinegar.

Aizawa: …What?

Izuku : It's vinegar pussy.

Aizawa :... Why

Izuku : slurp.

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Aizawa after he hears izuku back story: I'm going the fight everyone who has insulted you Izuku .

Izuku : I hate myself.

Aizawa: Alright, square up were fighting too

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Aizawa texting the ua class 1a and pros group chat

Sleepingbag : I'm bored, any suggestions?

Problemchild : Sleeping is nice.

Sleepingbag: I acknowledge your suggestion, and I’m deciding to ignore it and you can't talk I saw you in the kitchen at 2am staring at the wall drinking out a coffee pot.

Problemchild :... Touché

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Izuku , holding a kettle: Coffee or tea?

Aizawa: Tea.

Izuku : Wrong. It's coffee.

Aizawa :even better pass that shit here

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Izuku : If I die, you can have what little I own.

Aizawa: Wait. What do you mean "if" you die?

Izuku : My unending existence is fuelled by pure spite, that of which the painful experiences of life have rendered me full.

Aizawa:

Aizawa: *Sighs* Let me call your therapist again.

Aizawa walks into UA dorms and sees izuku with like 50 cats sitting on izuku asleep on the floor

Izuku wakes up: uggh what happened

Aizawa: I would also like to know that

Shinso: izuku was up from a week and decided yesterday that he was king of the cats

Izuku and aizawa: ......

Kota: the thing is the cats voted and now izuku is officially king.

Izuku:...... Sweet

(I just snorted my juice out my nose laughing at this thanks friend xD)

izuku :..... sweet I'm king of cats

aizawa looking around :.... I'm... I'm shocked but somewhat proud?

shinso : same here he got bastard the cat to like him idk how he did

izuku : their my children now and I love them

the cats all meowing at izuku : mewoooo

kota :... they said they love you too

izuku tearing up cuddling the cats : *snif* I'd die for you all.

aizawa : let's maybe not?

izuku shaking his head : no.

izuku now sitting up more : what else did i do?

aizawa smirking : you called mic a pussy ass bitch in English because he wouldn't let you down another energy drink

izuku pale : oh fuck..... I did that.... when?

shinso nodding : in English mic was so stunned he had to sit down for ten minutes to recover to be fair the class had to as well it was shocking

izuku head on hands as he groans : oh my god someone should have hit me over the head after that

aizawa : Oh so you don't wanna know what you said to midnight....

izuku : what did I say....

aizawa : she asked if you had a crush ans the thing you said back word for word was "the only crush j have is crushing anxiety and depression".

izuku : oh that isn't so bad

aizawa : You then proceeded to say "oh and the dead people who relay on me saving the world but we don't need to talk about all that"

izuku : oh that is so bad...

Things that my dad and I have said while we're on holiday but as aizawa and izuku! And present mic as my mother

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Aizawa : honestly I hate driving I might just crash the car

Izuku :plz don't wait till my song is done at least

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Izuku: I might just jump out the car rn

Aizawa :not rn wait like 10 more minutes I'll speed up for you

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Aizawa :if I'm gonna buy you alcohol you may as well fucking down it

Izuku : fucking bet! Let's go

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Izuku : honestly I might jump off that clif in a second

Aizawa :ill record it

Present mic :... Wtf is wrong with you both?

Izuku : alot

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