Tsukauchi: Dammit, Shouta! Shouta: What?! It Wasn’t Me! Tsukauchi: Sorry, Force Of Habit. Dammit, Zashi!

Shouta, talking about vigilante Izuku: “Has anybody here had any contact with him in the last five months?”

Katsuki, who has been exchanging rants about their favorite shows with him daily and is currenly typing a new one: “…No.”

JL: we need more people to help fight the invasion

Bruce: say no more

Nightwing, sitting on a chair in the corner: *gasps* We'Re gEtinG ThE GaNg bAck ToGeThEr?!

Bruce: *knows what's about to happen*

*zeta tube starts*

Batfam + The cool aunts (harley and ivy): Hola, bitches

Vigilante Izuku: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat? Sansa: >:O language Nezu: Yeah watch your fucking language Tsukauchi: OKAY WHO TAUGHT NEZU THE FUCK WORD? Shouta: 'The fuck word'. Hizashi: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time Nezu: Oh my god they censored it Shouta: Say fuck, Hizashi. Nezu: Do it, Hizashi. Say fuck.

Damian: *at night in bed after being drugged up because of injuries* good night moon

Damian: good night tree

Damian: good night ghosts only i can see

Dick, who was tucking him in: *shaking*

*Later*

Dick, still shaking and mumbling under his breath: ghosts? martha? Thomas?

Jason, walks around a corner:

Dick:*Screams*

Dick: oh its just you. thought Dami was right about the gohsts for a minute.

Jason: he is

Dick: what?

Jason: what?

Yeah like I don't even know how to love myself. This doppelganger has a shit role model. I feel sorry for it.

what if your doppelgänger wasn’t evil it was just a person. what if your doppelgänger wasn’t trying to replace you it was just trying to learn to be a person and you were the best model it had. what if your doppelgänger looked at you with your eyes and said with your voice that it just wanted to be loved. what then.

Vigilante Izuku: *Stubs their toe* FUCK! Shouta: Mind your language! Vigilante Izuku: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”??? Shouta: Vigilante Izuku: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

Me personally, I love the fact that my boss accidentally hired staff that are ⅓ adhd survivors.

I say this as I myself am an adhd survivor.

Survivor because it's like there's a gremlin on my shoulder making me do things impulsively. I'm a survivor.

...

ANYway-

Physically, mentally, or emotionally?

Batfam but as my stupidest injuries PT IDK but it's definitely too many parts

Dick: had a seizure and woke up long enough to look his professor who was on the phone to 911 right in the eyes, said "NO HOSPITAL" then passed put again

Jason: broke his toe and ignored it, only to ram it into a door a week later and make it worse

Tim: faints so often that he got really bored of it and made a bet that whoever caught him the most wins 100 dollars

Damian: sprained his wrist tripping up a stairs case then a few months later did it again on the exact same staircase

Bonus Tim: took a gravol for the first time to sleep on a roadtrip, had a bad reaction that made him high out of his mind and he proceeded to sob for 45 minutes about Brokeback Mountain before falling into the deepest sleep he's ever been in

he definitely got the obsessive adopting gene

Damian: *surrounded by ducks*

Damian: follow me, my children

Ochako: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?

Midoriya: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital

Aizawa: That wasn’t an ambulance, I drove you.

Midoriya: but I heard a siren.

Tsu: That was Iida screaming.