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hitoshi, walking into 1-a after just being transferred: i came here to study, not to make friends.
izuku, subtly smiling: I came here to break bones and make freinds and I'm all out of bones
hitoshi, backing away: shit
Dabi: *fighting Shoto*
Dabi: *pauses*
Dabi: Wait, fuck. Hold on. Can we just pause for a second?
Shoto: Yes???
Dabi: *calling Tomura*
Dabi: Is that you with 20,000 hands in the distance? That’s the grossest thing I’ve ever seen.
Dabi: I can’t even focus on killing my brother with that in the background.
shoto todoroki x gn!reader smau / mha tweets !
cw : i believe this is gn!reader but lmk if i alluded to fem reader in any of these and i’ll amend the title, fluffy and hopefully funny.. i find myself funny, hinted bkdk (outright boy kisser bakugo, could be bi though whatever u headcanon really) uhh i think that’s it!
lmk if you enjoyed, cause i made a bunch more!!
Katsuki, kissing Izuku: Hey sweetheart.
Izuku, kissing back: What’s up, babe.
Uraraka: Did we miss something?
Shouto: Oh, no no, they’re just playing a game, no biggie.
Mina: What game?
Shinso: It’s called gay chicken. The point of the game is for two guys to pretend to be gay together for as long as possible.
Shouto: and whoever chickens out first loses.
Shota, with a knowing look: And how long has it been since they are, uh… pretending?
Shinso: Three weeks.
Class 1-A:
Uraraka:
Shouto, leaning over: They’re pretty stubborn.
*** Later***
Izuku: no but seriously, did you see their faces?
Katsuki: I knOw. Uraraka looked like she wanted to cry *laughs*
Izuku, looking at Katsuki: now we just have to tell them that we are dating, not playing gay chicken.
Katsuki: *sigh* Uraraka is going to have a stroke.
Izuku: i’ve already decided what I'm gonna do
Nezu: hmm?
Izuku: i’m gonna manipulate Shouta
I like to imagine that because Nemuri was really flirty, even when she was young, that once Shouta and Hizashi had gotten together Shouta turned to her like:
Like he pulls it from God knows where and this absolute baby of a man has single-handedly become the most adorable and terrifying thing Nemuri has ever experienced.
Shouta, talking about vigilante Izuku: “Has anybody here had any contact with him in the last five months?”
Katsuki, who has been exchanging rants about their favorite shows with him daily and is currenly typing a new one: “…No.”
Ochako: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?
Midoriya: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital
Aizawa: That wasn’t an ambulance, I drove you.
Midoriya: but I heard a siren.
Tsu: That was Iida screaming.
Shouta: The past is gone, don’t live in it
Ghost Oboro: so are you having a mental break or has you frontal lobe finally developed?
Shouta: I'm surprised you're this calm in a fight.
Izuku: I'm having 6 mental breakdowns and they're pretty much cancelling each other out.
Izuku: *at night in bed after being drugged up because of injuries* good night moon
Izuku: good night tree
Izuku: good night ghosts only i can see
Recovery girl, who was tucking him in: *shaking*
Aizawa, who was standing in the corner: well that's not concerning at all.
*Later*
Aizawa, still mumbling under his breath: ghosts? Oboro?
Yagi, walks around a corner:
Aizawa:*Scared grunt*
Aizawa: oh its just you. thought problem child was right about the ghosts for a minute.
Yagi: he is
Aizawa: what?
Yagi: what?
rip Denki Kaminari you would’ve loved watching tiktoks with a subway surfer video playing in the background.
Masaru: Do you know where Katsuki is?
Mitsuki: Off somewhere. Disappointing God.
Shouta: Hey Kid can I get a sip of your water? Vigilante Izuku: It's not water. Vigilante Izuku: It's vinegar. Shouta: Wh-Wha- Vigilante Izuku: It's vinegar, COWARD.
*Shouta and Vigilante Izuku are doing something absurdly dangerous* Vigilante Izuku: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time! Shouta, deadpan: Well that's encouraging.
Vigilante Izuku: Am I in trouble? Shouta: Take a guess. Vigilante Izuku: No? Shouta: Take another guess.
Vigilante Izuku: *Stubs their toe* FUCK! Shouta: Mind your language! Vigilante Izuku: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”??? Shouta: Vigilante Izuku: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.
Shouta: You know, not every problem can be solved with a knife. Vigilante Izuku: That's why I carry two knives.
Vigilante Izuku: I learned some very valuable lessons from this. Shouta: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away. Vigilante Izuku: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.
Shouta: What is your biggest weakness? Vigilante Izuku: I can be uncooperative. Tsukauchi: Okay, can you give us an example? Vigilante Izuku: No.
*Shouta and Vigilante Izuku skipping stones on lake* Shouta: It’s such a beautiful evening. Vigilante Izuku, whispering: Take that you fucking lake
Shouta: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness. Izuku: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you. Nezu: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-
Izuku: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...
Katsuki: Fool me once, I’m gonna kill you
Izuku: Fool me twice, I'll kill myself.
Katsuki: wait, no-
Katsuki: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated. Izuku: Killed without hesitation. Katsuki: No.
Katsuki: It’s dark in here Izuku: Don’t worry dude I got this Izuku: *Stomps their feet* Izuku: *Skechers light up*
Izuku in every vigilante fic be like:
Izuku: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis. Shouta: You're like 15 years old Izuku: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!
Katsuki: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds. Izuku: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!? Katsuki: No! Four to five seconds! Izuku: Too late!!!