Izuku: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...
Izuku: bitches b like “im baby” but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do u know about being baby u were forced to grow up from an early age anyways I’m bitches
*Shouta and Vigilante Izuku skipping stones on lake* Shouta: It’s such a beautiful evening. Vigilante Izuku, whispering: Take that you fucking lake
My favourite part about working in hospitality is having to inform people that yes if it's in the title, it's in the meal.
Customer: does the tomato bruschetta have tomato in it?????
Me: 😀 no it doesnt- OF COURSE IT HAS FUCKING TOMATO IN IT. 🤗🥳🧍♂️🐬🌈
Shouta: The past is gone, don’t live in it
Ghost Oboro: so are you having a mental break or has you frontal lobe finally developed?
Shouta: How did none of you hear what I just said? Shoto: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours. Izuku: I got distracted about halfway through. Katsuki: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
I think I may be a great addition to this:
Me: if my legs give out and I start having body spasms just leave me in the corner.
Boss: I need to call an ambulance if that happens.
Me: if you call an ambulance i WILL run, non-responsive legs be damned
"Mr Stark, I don't feel so good"
Me, moments before fainting because i think its funny
I think I understand what it feels like to be in love now.