I think I may be a great addition to this:
Me: if my legs give out and I start having body spasms just leave me in the corner.
Boss: I need to call an ambulance if that happens.
Me: if you call an ambulance i WILL run, non-responsive legs be damned
"Mr Stark, I don't feel so good"
Me, moments before fainting because i think its funny
Izuku: *at night in bed after being drugged up because of injuries* good night moon
Izuku: good night tree
Izuku: good night ghosts only i can see
Recovery girl, who was tucking him in: *shaking*
Aizawa, who was standing in the corner: well that's not concerning at all.
*Later*
Aizawa, still mumbling under his breath: ghosts? Oboro?
Yagi, walks around a corner:
Aizawa:*Scared grunt*
Aizawa: oh its just you. thought problem child was right about the ghosts for a minute.
Yagi: he is
Aizawa: what?
Yagi: what?
Now would be the perfect time for Les Miserables: a Muppet tale, to start production.
My favourite part about working in hospitality is having to inform people that yes if it's in the title, it's in the meal.
Customer: does the tomato bruschetta have tomato in it?????
Me: 😀 no it doesnt- OF COURSE IT HAS FUCKING TOMATO IN IT. 🤗🥳🧍♂️🐬🌈
*Shouta and Vigilante Izuku skipping stones on lake* Shouta: It’s such a beautiful evening. Vigilante Izuku, whispering: Take that you fucking lake
then no <3
Batfam but as my stupidest injuries PT IDK but it's definitely too many parts
Dick: had a seizure and woke up long enough to look his professor who was on the phone to 911 right in the eyes, said "NO HOSPITAL" then passed put again
Jason: broke his toe and ignored it, only to ram it into a door a week later and make it worse
Tim: faints so often that he got really bored of it and made a bet that whoever caught him the most wins 100 dollars
Damian: sprained his wrist tripping up a stairs case then a few months later did it again on the exact same staircase
Bonus Tim: took a gravol for the first time to sleep on a roadtrip, had a bad reaction that made him high out of his mind and he proceeded to sob for 45 minutes about Brokeback Mountain before falling into the deepest sleep he's ever been in
Am i the only one who hates reader inserts? Like I read this cause I wanna escape the problems in my life, not have to envision myself having a spectacular variety of other fucked up problems!
Chapters: 20/20 Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Dabi | Todoroki Touya & Midoriya Izuku, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Midoriya Izuku, Midoriya Inko & Midoriya Izuku, Midoriya Izuku/Original Character(s), Bakugou Katsuki/Midoriya Izuku, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic Characters: Midoriya Izuku, Midoriya Inko, Original Characters, Dabi | Todoroki Touya, Bakugou Katsuki, Tsukauchi Naomasa, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Nezu, Shuuzenji Chiyo | Recovery Girl, Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, U.A. Faculty (My Hero Academia), U.A. Students (My Hero Academia), Bakugou Mitsuki, Bakugou Masaru Additional Tags: Bakugou Katsuki Is Not A Bully, Midoriya Inko's Bad Parenting, Abusive Midoriya Inko, Midoriya Izuku Has a Quirk, Singer Midoriya Izuku, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Tags May Change, Neglectful Midoriya Inko, Angry Midoriya Izuku, Child Abandonment, Abandoned Midoriya Izuku, Izuku Midoriya is a kid, Absent Midoriya Inko, Musician Midoriya Izuku, Confused Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Midoriya Izuku Does Not Have One for All Quirk, Depressed Bakugou Katsuki, Mild Hurt/Comfort, Sensei | All For One is Midoriya Hisashi, Bad Person Midoriya Inko, Attempted Sexual Assault Summary:
COMPLETE
When a siren sleeps...
... their song will still call.
Izuku doesn't know who he is without his dream of becoming a hero. He wanders the streets alone after having his dreams crushed until the sound of song breaks him from his thoughts.
He doesn't know it yet but he has a long way to go if he is going to find his purpose...
but maybe he doesnt need to be a hero to help people?
hey guys im back! it only took a failed relationship and falling in love with a guy who has to go back to german who "doesn't want to hold me back with a long distance relationship".
what did i miss?