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Shouta, talking about vigilante Izuku: “Has anybody here had any contact with him in the last five months?”

Katsuki, who has been exchanging rants about their favorite shows with him daily and is currenly typing a new one: “…No.”

Katsuki: Fool me once, I’m gonna kill you

Izuku: Fool me twice, I'll kill myself.

Katsuki: wait, no-

I just got hit by the most universe starting cramps. I'm on the floor, writing my will, vomit pooling on the floor beside me. This is it. This is the end. Tell my cat I love her.

Izuku in every vigilante fic be like:

I'm sorry Australia. I didn't vote for him. I'm so sorry my stupid country has become fascist.

the fact that you didnt want this to happen means that its not your fault. while I may not be happy that trump won, I do not blame those who didn't vote for him. i blame the corruption that runs through so many country. i blame those who want to control others with no empathy for them. i blame people like trump for believing the "might is right" concept.

people in america that voted against trump, i do not blame you.

i blame the fucking idiots who run your country and leave you to suffer.

and so help me god if australia follows in their footsteps, I pray that the deaths in this country are smaller than we can hope.

rip Denki Kaminari you would’ve loved watching tiktoks with a subway surfer video playing in the background.

australia watching the US election knowing full well that our government is about to go: COPY+PASTE.

and to anyone who sees this, my DMs are always open if you want to talk.

Tsukauchi: Croissants: dropped Vigilante Izuku: Road: works ahead Nezu: BBQ sauce: on my titties Shouta: Shavacado: fre Hizashi: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead Sansa: Sansa, grumpy: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

I find the best way to deal with being hit by a car is to make a hot chocolate with some chilly and hazelnut in it. It heals your inside wounds!

Vigilante Izuku: Am I in trouble? Shouta: Take a guess. Vigilante Izuku: No? Shouta: Take another guess.