Incorrect Mha Quotes - Blog Posts

Izuku: i’ve already decided what I'm gonna do

Nezu: hmm?

Izuku: i’m gonna manipulate Shouta

I like to imagine that because Nemuri was really flirty, even when she was young, that once Shouta and Hizashi had gotten together Shouta turned to her like:

Like he pulls it from God knows where and this absolute baby of a man has single-handedly become the most adorable and terrifying thing Nemuri has ever experienced.

Shouta, talking about vigilante Izuku: “Has anybody here had any contact with him in the last five months?”

Katsuki, who has been exchanging rants about their favorite shows with him daily and is currenly typing a new one: “…No.”

Ochako: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?

Midoriya: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital

Aizawa: That wasn’t an ambulance, I drove you.

Midoriya: but I heard a siren.

Tsu: That was Iida screaming.

Shouta: The past is gone, don’t live in it

Ghost Oboro: so are you having a mental break or has you frontal lobe finally developed?

Shouta: I'm surprised you're this calm in a fight.

Izuku: I'm having 6 mental breakdowns and they're pretty much cancelling each other out.

Masaru: Do you know where Katsuki is?

Mitsuki: Off somewhere. Disappointing God.

Iida: Midoriya... Izuku: Oh no, 'Midoriya' in b-flat. Izuku: You're disappointed.

Tsukauchi: I CAN'T DO IT!

Sansa, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!

Tsukauchi: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE

Nezu: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.

Tsukauchi:

Tsukauchi: I appreciate it,

Tsukauchi: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-

Shouta: Tsukauchi-

Tsukauchi: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!

Hizashi: Tsukauchi we gotta-

Tsukauchi: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.

Tsukauchi: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'

Tsukauchi, motioning to Vigilante Izuku: NOT FUCKING THIS

Katsuki: You break Kyo's heart, I will make sure your bones legally identify as Powder, understand me?

Denki: Yeah, okay will do, and you Momo, what's your threat?

Momo: Are you aware how many assassins' I can have on you at a moments notice? The answer is as many as money can buy, and I have a lot of money Kaminari, so be warned you do anything to hurt Kyouka I will have them hunt you to the end of the earth, and I will personally make the killing blow.

Denki: ...

Katsuki: ...

Denki: I'm more scared of you now.

Katsuki: If I wasn't very gay I would be attracted to you right now.

Momo: Ohh anyway have a nice time.

Denki: Uh huh, uhh cool, bye then.

See now this, this is the Dynamic, this is why I said the group is Three Idiots, Two Half Idiots and Bakugou.

Mina: The bird flu? Uh, yeah. They tend to do that Kaminari: You mean to tell me a shrimp fried this rice? Sero: What's upstairs? Stairs can't talk Kirishima: Apartment complex? I find it quite simple Bakugou: Youre all lucky Jirou isnt like this. I cant take one more of these shitty jokes Jirou: Jirou: Based? Based on what? Bakugou: I'm going to kill all of you

OMG YES

i feel like to him it was hilarious how absolutely no one could figure out that he was Touya and that’s why he’s being so obvious about it

“how sad, todoroki shouto” is basically the same as “HEY LIL BRO, YOU MISSED ME?”

also the concept of dabi name dropping touya around the league is hilarious

just

dabi: hey did you guys know endeavor has a son?

shigaraki: bitch we literally fought him

dabi: no but like,,,, another one. named touya

compress: oh that’s quite interesting! do you know more about him?

dabi: he died lmaoooooo

spinner: yeah we could use that against endeavor

toga: oh noooo how did he die?

dabi: burned alive 🤣🤣🤣 can you imagine????

shigaraki: …ok but the irony-

if there's one thing I know about Dabi it's the fact that he was so fucking annoying about his hidden identity.

*staring dead in the eyes* 'How sad, Todoroki Shouto...' (he cried himself to sleep about this later)

'I guess it's nice to meet you for the first time, Endeavour, OR IS IT? 😏'

he stalks Fuyumi one day and when she notices he cryptically announces this was a fateful meeting 'WASN'T, TODOROKI FUYUMI?' staring her in the eyes with Enji's trademarked shade of blue eyes and promptly leaves.

sends his mother rindou flowers to the hospital, signed with his name, and she assumes it's Enji who is losing it this time, but she guesses she can appreciate the thoughtful gift from her regretful husband (?)

he runs into Natsuo at the store one day and instead of running to the exit he makes sure to brush shoulders with his and take off his hood, pushing up his dyed hair so that the white roots stand out more and goes: 'Fancy meeting you here, Todoroki Natsuo'.

'??????'

then Fuyumi and Natsuo are shocked by his broadcast not because never in their wildest dreams did they imagine their older brother alive but because they were convinced they hallucinated the League of Villain's Dabi actually being their deceased older brother Touya and now they aren't sure what to think about the audacity this fucker had to approach them like that and leave without elaborating.

but with the League? can't torture his backstory out of him. he name-dropped Todoroki Touya at least 7 times around them.

mha chapter 430 spoilers

i will be forever grateful to anyone writing fics about Izuku’s first day as a teacher

like

imagine

nezu: hi everyone today we’re welcoming a new member in the team

izuku (in the most panicked tone possible): hi everyone!

aizawa: …

aizawa: what if this was my last straw

and then it turns out izuku is the best when students need help understanding their quirks (i feel like he’s teaching quirk science or something + teach them whatever all might was teaching)

vigilante!izuku: i can't be a hero without a quirk.

mentor!stain: who's the idiot who said that?

vigilante!izuku: all might.

mentor!stain: ...

vigilante!izuku: ...

mentor!stain: you better listen because i won't repeat myself: fuck him. you're worth more than that bullshit.

vigilante!izuku: this is the nicest thing someone has ever said to me.

✨Happy birthday to Ochaco!!✨

She’s awesome 🎂🥳

December 27th

Some person: Bangs are a sign of a mental breakdown ya know

Aizawa: *looks at him self* Not suprised I'm to tired for this shit.*Remembers he has students with bangs* Wait.... *looks at Class A seating chart*

Aizawa: Aww Shit

22/2/22

this date comes once in a century