Bakugou: This is the asshole who dared to tell me that being gay isn't a choice.
Bakugou: You're right, being gay isn't a choice!
Bakugou: It's a competition, and I'm winning!
Bakugou: *gesturing to a flustered Kirishima* Have you SEEN MY BOYFRIEND?! HAH?!
Bakugou: your name is not "Kirishima Eijiro"
Kirishima: wha-
Bakugou: your name is "Bakugou Eijiro"
*pulled out a ring*
Kirishima: *blushing so hard*
Kirishima: hey blasty!
Bakugou: what shit is it now, shitty hair?
Kirishima: if nothing lasts forever ... will you be my nothing?
Bakugou: * gay panic * hm no
Kirishima: hey what does y/n mean?
Bakugou: your name
Kirishima: *reading* kirishima looked into bakugou’s eyes..
Bakugou: fuck, it’s dark
Kirishima: don’t worry babe, i got this
Kirishima: *stomps his foot so his fantasy skechers light up*
Bakugo, after a long day at work: Everything's so stressful! I hate everything and everyone! Fuck!
Kirishima, voice cracking: Everyone?
Bakugo, sighing: Everyone but... you, Ei.
Bakugou: i can't believe this
Kirishima: what?
Bakugou: that you'd do this to me
Kirishima: what did i d–
Bakugou: you're being cute and idk if i want to punch you or kiss you because of it and i'm too gay to handle this right now, so you to stop.
Bakugou: *bursting into the room with energy he rarely shows*
Kirishima : *confused* What's up with you? Is everything okay?
Bakugou: You've been home for an hour and a half! And not once, not ONE time, have you tried to cuddle me, and it's pissing me off. I want you to cuddle me now Kirishima!
Kirishima: don’t you fucking die!!
Bakugou : don’t tell me what to do
Girl: *sits*
Kirishima: *scoots away*
Girl: Hey, I don't bite. *smiles*
Bakugou: *slams hand down on the desk* I funckin do
Bakugo: Hey guys. Sorry, i'm late. I was busy, doing...things.
Kirishima, disheveled: I TRIED TO KISS HIM AND HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!!!