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Dabi: *fighting Shoto*
Dabi: *pauses*
Dabi: Wait, fuck. Hold on. Can we just pause for a second?
Shoto: Yes???
Dabi: *calling Tomura*
Dabi: Is that you with 20,000 hands in the distance? That’s the grossest thing I’ve ever seen.
Dabi: I can’t even focus on killing my brother with that in the background.
so I wanted to draw bakugo and mel together to celebrate bakus birthday and the gaslight district release but I didn’t know what pose to do then I thought of this and it’s perfect
just remembered I couldn’t get the freddy fazbear and uzi doorman autism meme out of my head so I literally had to make one myself to ease the urge
Hours later;
Touya, on the phone snickering: “Keigo, I’m pregnant.”
Toga:
Ochako: Hold on, we’re breaking up. Let me call you back.
Toga: I’m pregnant with your child!
Ochako: what
Ochako: Himiko, we’re lesbians
Toga: Sorry, I panicked. You meant the phone signal, didn’t you?
Toga: I have to go. Touya is laughing at me and I need to stab him.
I was incredibly bored during the car ride home, so I went down the rabbit hole that we call Pinterest and got inspo for this.
I love redraws sm and I love mr Gorillaz
"Bend over, idiot."
"...huh?"
"Bend. Over."
You look at Katsuki with a confused expression as your angry boyfriend pointed at the ground infront of him.
"...why?" You ask, raising an eyebrow as Katsuki's scowl deepens and he huffs, looking away quickly before looking back at you.
"Do it!" He demands, like a child.
Since you are the taller one in the relationship, Katsuki often makes you crouch or kneel down or bend over so he can be the taller one. You both have this conversation at least once a week, and its getting very tiring.
"No." You answer simply, going back to your phone.
"Yes." Katsuki argues, taking your phone out of your hand and ignoring your huff of protest.
You grumble and stand up,making Katsuki have to look up at you, and he does, but with a scowl and a deep glare.
"Look. If you wanna be the tall one, go buy platform boots." You say, before you grab your phone back and storm off.
Katsuki grumbles and folds his arms, flopping onto the couch and pouting.
The next day, something's different.
When you wake up, you hear Kirishima's excited voice out in the dorms, loud and proud as usual. You begrudgingly get out of bed and slip on a shirt before you open the door and walk out into the main area, where Sero, Denki and Ashido are all laughing at Katsuki, while Kirishima is hyping him up.
You raise an eyebrow in curiosity and walk closer to get a better look, when you see that Katsuki is indeed wearing platform boots to be taller than you.
"[NAME]!" Katsuki shouts as soon as he sees you, shoving the others aside as he storms up to you, standing up straight to see if he was taller than you.
And...he's about an inch taller with the boots on.
Katsuki grins and folds his arms. "Ha! So, whaddya think, stupid?" He says with a cocky tone as he holds his head higher.
You smile and clap your hands slowly, the sarcastic slow clap. "Well, done, Katsuki. You're taller." You say, before you fold your arms and give Katsuki a kiss on the cheek, causing a slight rosy blush to appear on his cheeks.
He grunts quietly and looks away from you. "..yeah, yeah, Goodmorning or whatever.." He mutters quietly.
You watch as Katsuki walks away, before Denki speaks up. "So, you gonna tell him you were slouching?" He grins, putting his hands on his hips.
You grin and shake your head. "Nah. He can win this time."
Shoto, visiting Touya in the hospital: They’re making us actually learn math now. Since the war is over and we don’t need to focus on training 24/7. It sucks.
Touya: What the hell do you need math for? I never learned math and I’m fine.
Shoto: Right?
The nurse calculating the titer for his IV:
RIP Tomura Shigaraki you would’ve loved starting every sentence with “chat,”
😭 this is awesome ngl
Kaminari: The world is a horrible place. This prison of flesh is insatiable. I’m going to stab anyone who tries me. My head hurts. Die.
Uraraka: Have you tried drinking some water for once?
*Kaminari drinks some water* Kaminari: Post cancelled, was just dehydrated.
Mina: Look at Kaminari go. I wonder what he’s listening to.
Bakugou: Probably something stupid
Kaminari’s headphones
Mina: Im going to kill the mango man
Kaminari: Why?
Mina: He stole my chips
Mina: Why are Kaminari and Sero on the couch kissing?
Uraraka:
*war flashbacks to ten minutes ago*
Kaminari, running into the room: WHO ate all the m&ms?
Sero, eating m&ms on the couch:
Kaminari: I called dibs on the m&ms in your mouth!
Uraraka, to Mina: m&ms
Toga: You said you wanted a heart for Christmas?
Twice: I was joking about wanting to fall in love this Christmas.
Toga: Oh.
Twice: You got me a heart?
Toga: He was going to die anyways….. eventually
Mina: What should I do when people are flirting with me and I don’t want them to?
Kaminari: Either say in the most toddler voise possible “this is harassment” or chant “gay gay homosexual gay”
Mina: Hey Kaminari you can play the electric guitar right? Play something!
Kaminari: I don’t know, I’m not that good..
Sero: Please?
*five minutes later* The Bakusquad: GOING OFF THE RAILS ON A CRAZY TRAIN!!
Kaminari: In this house we respect the laws of gravity
Uraraka: No we don’t. We stomp all over them.
Aizawa, shaking: What do you mean disrespect the laws of gravity?
Iida: Twitters a mess and I’m afraid that all my classmates will start to use Tumblr, where I post out of context pieces of conversation. If they do, though, I think it will be funny to watch them try to figure out who runs my blog.
Iida: We’ll I think it’s lovely.
Bakugou: Who talks like that? Are you some Victorian maiden? I’m going to stab you.