I Find The Best Way To Deal With Being Hit By A Car Is To Make A Hot Chocolate With Some Chilly And Hazelnut

Nezu: Time for plan G. Sansa: Don’t you mean plan B? Nezu: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Tsukauchi: What about plan D? Nezu: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Shouta: What about plan E? Nezu: I’m hoping not to use it. The Kid dies in plan E. Vigilante Izuku: I like plan E.

Shouta: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness. Izuku: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you. Nezu: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-

Katsuki: It’s dark in here Izuku: Don’t worry dude I got this Izuku: *Stomps their feet* Izuku: *Skechers light up*

oh they grow up so fast :(

ao3 turns 15 today

reblog if youre older than ao3

(there's a lot of people asking about this, but the legal age to use social media is 13, except in few countries. so yes, there are people here under 15)

Iida: Midoriya... Izuku: Oh no, 'Midoriya' in b-flat. Izuku: You're disappointed.

Izuku: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis. Shouta: You're like 15 years old Izuku: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!

Chapters: 17/17 Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, Young Justice (Cartoon) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Relationships: Jason Todd & Damian Wayne Characters: Jason Todd, Damian Wayne, Bruce Wayne, Dinah Lance, Diana (Wonder Woman), Hal Jordan (Green Lantern), Barry Allen, Clark Kent, Jon Lane Kent, Talia al Ghul, Arthur Curry (DCU), J'onn J'onzz, Oliver Queen, Hawkwoman (DCU), Hawkman, Patrick "Eel" O'Brian, Red Tornado, John Stewart (DCU), Zatanna Zatara, Mari Jiwe McCabe, Billy Batson, Doctor Fate, Guy Gardner, Helena Bertinelli, Wally West, Kon-El | Conner Kent, M'gann M'orzz, Artemis Crock, Kaldur'ahm | Jackson Hyde, Dick Grayson, Tim Drake, Cassandra Cain, Duke Thomas, Pamela Isley, Harleen Quinzel Additional Tags: Protective Damian Wayne, Protective Jason Todd, Jason Todd and Damian Wayne Meet in the League of Assassins, Jason Todd and Damian Wayne are Siblings, Damian Wayne is Shrike, Jason Todd is Red Hood, batman is confused, but so is everyone?, Timeline What Timeline, Jason Todd Has Issues, Implied/Referenced Character Death, Bruce Wayne is a Bad Parent, to Jason at least Series: Part 1 of Lost birds Summary:

What if Jason never returned to Gotham but instead stole his little brother away from the LoA.

The JL is looking for more members and two new candidates seem to be The Red Hood and Shrike. The duo have been travelling around America, fighting crime and saving people, but not in Gotham. Batman is the only one who opposes this because no matter what, he can’t work out who they are.

The two heroes are trying to make better lives but there is only so much you can do when both your parents are partially insane, one doesn't know you are still alive/exist, and one will tear the globe apart to find her sons.

Yeah like I don't even know how to love myself. This doppelganger has a shit role model. I feel sorry for it.

what if your doppelgänger wasn’t evil it was just a person. what if your doppelgänger wasn’t trying to replace you it was just trying to learn to be a person and you were the best model it had. what if your doppelgänger looked at you with your eyes and said with your voice that it just wanted to be loved. what then.

Damian: GRAYSON! TODD! The girls wanted me to inform the both of you that they have challenged you to a water fight.

Dick: oooooooh we haven't done that in a while.

Damian: yes they will perish beneath us. We will drive them to the ground! WE WILL-

Dick: ok-ay. Jay, you coming?

Jason: gimmie a sec. The water js almost finished boiling.

Damian:

Dick:

Duke, who listened to it all from a concealed area of the room: THE FUCKING WHAT?!

Or it decides that you are old enough to understand why you have a debilitating fear of people and so you sit there in the middle of class going "well fuck. I hate that this makes things make sense."

When the trauma your brain brings up isn't the one it normally does and it actually hurts-

Like excuse me? I thought we had an agreement. Dont go changing up the memories on me!