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Monoma, after becoming friends with Midoriya: You know [placing a hand on Midoriyas shoulder], I used to get unreasonably excited whenever I got a Twitter notification from you
Midoriya, picking Monomas hand off his shoulder and setting it down: Don't touch me you common whore :/
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Aizawa points at Midoriya, unaware of who he is at first: Do it have a pronoun?
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Shinsou: Midoriya, you come off as distressed. I'm insanely concerned for your sanity whenever I see you.
Midoriya, who was just set on fire: you're so sweet <3
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Tsukauchi: Midoriya, and purple one. How the fuck did you find this place.
Midoriya: My brain shorted out and I got an image from god. I'm the new christ
Shinsou: Now I need to sneeze and see if you'll bless me
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Mei, after fucking up her phone for the 200th time: HELP MY PHONE RANDOMLY STARTED PLAYING BOSS FIGHT MUSIC.
Shinsou: The time has come.
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Midoriya, texting Shinsou as he stands in an alley: Shinsou I was just??? spit on??? no one else is in this alley but me?? and I didn't say anything???
Shinsou: The ghosts are angry, apologize to them.
Dabi, who spit on Midoriya: what the fuck
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Mei: I am on my 6th cup of sunny d
Midoriya: Mei we've talked about this :(
Mei: tatsey orange liqhuesd
Midoriya: No :((
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Midoriya, who hasn't breathed in the last 4 minutes: That was me not breathing :)
Tsukauchi, driving Midoriya to the police station for the 70th time: That's very nice Midoriya.
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Monoma: [tweeting some obnoxious shit about Midoriya, not expecting a reply]
Midoriya: Your spine is my prized possession
Monoma: I'm gonna cry