Tsukauchi: *Posts A Super Low-quality Image To The Group Chat*

My favourite part about working in hospitality is having to inform people that yes if it's in the title, it's in the meal.

Customer: does the tomato bruschetta have tomato in it?????

Me: 😀 no it doesnt- OF COURSE IT HAS FUCKING TOMATO IN IT. 🤗🥳🧍‍♂️🐬🌈

Yeah like I don't even know how to love myself. This doppelganger has a shit role model. I feel sorry for it.

what if your doppelgänger wasn’t evil it was just a person. what if your doppelgänger wasn’t trying to replace you it was just trying to learn to be a person and you were the best model it had. what if your doppelgänger looked at you with your eyes and said with your voice that it just wanted to be loved. what then.

Get attacked!! ✨🌈SEND THIS TO OTHER BLOGGERS YOU THINK ARE WONDERFUL. KEEP THE GAME GOING🌈

MEOW

Tsukauchi: Dammit, Shouta! Shouta: What?! It wasn’t me! Tsukauchi: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Zashi! Zashi: Not me either. Tsukauchi: Oh...Then who set the house on fire? Vigilante Izuku: *whistles*

Having a food allergy is so wild because what do you MEAN I can sense that there is peanut in this food when it doesn't say that on the menu? Oh it was cooked in peanut oil? Well I can still taste it and I will have a reaction if I keep eating it so-

Izuku: bitches b like “im baby” but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do u know about being baby u were forced to grow up from an early age anyways I’m bitches

Nezu: Time for plan G. Sansa: Don’t you mean plan B? Nezu: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Tsukauchi: What about plan D? Nezu: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Shouta: What about plan E? Nezu: I’m hoping not to use it. The Kid dies in plan E. Vigilante Izuku: I like plan E.

I would die for you I would LIVE for you.

not really an ask but i just want to say that your writing style is one of the most beautiful ones I have come across.

please I will cry. I would die for you

I found out today that i am the exact height of 5 party size Doritos Bags.

Steph: you know that can kill you right?

Jason, smoking a cigarette: that's the point

Tim drinking his "life juice": we're trying to speed this up

Dick eating raw cookie dough: Yeah!