Steph: you know that can kill you right?
Jason, smoking a cigarette: that's the point
Tim drinking his "life juice": we're trying to speed this up
Dick eating raw cookie dough: Yeah!
i love the rain. especially listening to it.
im living the lesbian/pansexual dream. sitting under my veranda, in a rocking chair, listening to the rain on the roof.
pitter patter, pitter patter.
Shouta, talking about vigilante Izuku: “Has anybody here had any contact with him in the last five months?”
Katsuki, who has been exchanging rants about their favorite shows with him daily and is currenly typing a new one: “…No.”
Katsuki: It’s dark in here Izuku: Don’t worry dude I got this Izuku: *Stomps their feet* Izuku: *Skechers light up*
My favourite part about working in hospitality is having to inform people that yes if it's in the title, it's in the meal.
Customer: does the tomato bruschetta have tomato in it?????
Me: 😀 no it doesnt- OF COURSE IT HAS FUCKING TOMATO IN IT. 🤗🥳🧍♂️🐬🌈
Katsuki: What’s up guys? I’m back. Izuku: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die. Katsuki: Death is a social construct.
(This could also be done in reverse lmao)
*Shouta and Vigilante Izuku are doing something absurdly dangerous* Vigilante Izuku: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time! Shouta, deadpan: Well that's encouraging.
I would die for you I would LIVE for you.
not really an ask but i just want to say that your writing style is one of the most beautiful ones I have come across.
please I will cry. I would die for you
Tsukauchi: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Nezu: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Sansa: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Shouta: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Hizashi: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Vigilante Izuku:
Vigilante Izuku: I have emotional scars.