I Feel Like Aizawa And Class 1A Would Get Life 360 Because Aizawa Wants To Know Where They Are In Case

Damian: Croissants: dropped Jason: Road: works ahead Dick: BBQ sauce: on my titties Tim: Shavacado: fre Steph: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead Jason: Bruce, grumpy: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

fuck that, men suck

I think I understand what it feels like to be in love now.

Physically, mentally, or emotionally?

Batfam but as my stupidest injuries PT IDK but it's definitely too many parts

Dick: had a seizure and woke up long enough to look his professor who was on the phone to 911 right in the eyes, said "NO HOSPITAL" then passed put again

Jason: broke his toe and ignored it, only to ram it into a door a week later and make it worse

Tim: faints so often that he got really bored of it and made a bet that whoever caught him the most wins 100 dollars

Damian: sprained his wrist tripping up a stairs case then a few months later did it again on the exact same staircase

Bonus Tim: took a gravol for the first time to sleep on a roadtrip, had a bad reaction that made him high out of his mind and he proceeded to sob for 45 minutes about Brokeback Mountain before falling into the deepest sleep he's ever been in

Steph: you know that can kill you right?

Jason, smoking a cigarette: that's the point

Tim drinking his "life juice": we're trying to speed this up

Dick eating raw cookie dough: Yeah!

Katsuki: It’s dark in here Izuku: Don’t worry dude I got this Izuku: *Stomps their feet* Izuku: *Skechers light up*

GUYS I MET THE SCREAMING JETS AHHHHHHH

Guys I think life is getting good again

Katsuki, kissing Izuku: Hey sweetheart.

Izuku, kissing back: What’s up, babe.

Uraraka: Did we miss something?

Shouto: Oh, no no, they’re just playing a game, no biggie.

Mina: What game?

Shinso: It’s called gay chicken. The point of the game is for two guys to pretend to be gay together for as long as possible.

Shouto: and whoever chickens out first loses.

Shota, with a knowing look: And how long has it been since they are, uh… pretending?

Shinso: Three weeks.

Class 1-A:

Uraraka:

Shouto, leaning over: They’re pretty stubborn.

*** Later***

Izuku: no but seriously, did you see their faces?

Katsuki: I knOw. Uraraka looked like she wanted to cry *laughs*

Izuku, looking at Katsuki: now we just have to tell them that we are dating, not playing gay chicken.

Katsuki: *sigh* Uraraka is going to have a stroke.

hey guys im back! it only took a failed relationship and falling in love with a guy who has to go back to german who "doesn't want to hold me back with a long distance relationship".

what did i miss?

Tsukauchi: Croissants: dropped Vigilante Izuku: Road: works ahead Nezu: BBQ sauce: on my titties Shouta: Shavacado: fre Hizashi: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead Sansa: Sansa, grumpy: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.