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there’s nothing like the need to rewatch your favorite lesbian
and then realize your parents won’t let you because they’re homophobic and the only reason they let you watch Agatha All Along in the first place is because they didn’t know how gay everything was 😭
I miss the coven so mmmmmmuuuuuuccccchhhh
Round one, DONE! Don't worry if I didn't do your thing this time, I've written down a list of every suggestion ive recieved, I'll do all of them eventually :)
suggestions from:
@babyqueenfangirl @sekothetree @carimelmari @blueavian537 @mistytrees @booperdooper257
Wanda Maximoff // Erik Lehnsherr
Your son is right there, please—
Billy: Hello nice to meet you, this is my ex-boyfriend, Teddy.
Teddy: You have to stop introducing me like that.
Teddy: I’m his husband.
Agatha "girlfriend material" Harkness (1/?) — AGATHA ALL ALONG
WANDA MAXIMOFF APPRECIATION WEEK
↳ day #6: favorite scene episode nine: series finale
Hot take: I kinda want Billy and Tommy to be evil, well not really evil just kinda antagonists to get their mom back if they get back their memories. Ik it’s a rehash of DSMOM, but maybe written better, like I want a fanfic cause ik it won’t actually happen
SPOILERS FOR AGATHA ALL ALONG!!!
You know what would be so cool? If Tommy Shepherd, who unlike the comics, remembers his life as Tommy Maximoff, how heartbreaking would that be? You do everything to get your brother back and when he does come back he sees a version of you that you really are not anymore. With Tommy he recognizes his brother’s spirit but all those inside jokes and them being the only kids in Westview due to the hex. Tommy telling their memories but Billy doesn’t remember, so he feels kind of excluded.
DO YOU GET WHAT I MEAN???
(Also please continue to 🏴☠️ everything for the boycott)
(Part 6) It's 4am rn........ @idkwhatever580
Agatha All Along Incorrect quotes
Lilia: Dumbest scar stories, go! Jen: I burned my tongue once drinking tea Alice: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it Agatha: I have a piece of graphite in my leg from when I "accidentally" stabbed myself with a pencil Billy: Burned myself trying to get my cup noodles out the microwave Rio: ............. Rio: I have emotional scars
FOLLOW @idkwhatever580 RNNNNNNNN

(Part 5) Thank @idkwhatever580 for this post!!! Bc I wasn't gonna make any more for awhile but they got me in the mood!!
Omggg if you do another Instagram posts thing with the coven I had an idea for Billy :))
You could give like a picture (I’m sorry idk what picture to use) and have the caption be “turns out, being a daydreamer isn’t a good thing when you have hidden powers”
And then Lilia or Jen being like “that’s why it’s called maladaptive daydreaming”
And maybe Agatha or Alice commenting “I don’t know, I kinda like it”
And obviously Rio and Agatha being horn dogs.
Of course you do not have to do any of this at all! Thank you either way!
Making more tweets rn!!!
(Part 4) Thinking about it I should've made these earlier and posted them on Halloween
AGATHA FINALE
POV: Jen flying away after carrying the coven and getting her powers back
SHE'S THE FINALLLL GIRLLLLL
Agatha Ep 7
I'm like not ok......I'm done.
(Part 3) @yourbasicqueerie I tried!!!
can u make some more lilia tweets before her death? 💀
Tysmmmmmm 🫶
Making some more tweets rn!!!
(Part 1) Everyone is verified except Agatha..........
Test batch!! (Not counting this as part 1)
Comment down below what I should make their @'s be
Me and the squad performing a ritual to bring Alice back to life
I wish we had more "ship" names for platonic Dynamics, F it i wanna talk about my favorites parent x child headcanons
We have irondad and spiderson, Swan Mills family, Buckley Dias family
why can't we have something for Agatha and teen/Billy
My reaction to episode five of Agatha All Along:
They really love him
Billy: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Jen: Several traffic violations. Agatha: Three counts of resisting arrest. Alice: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Lilia: Also, that’s not our car.
This is the greatest thing ever
trick or treat!!
(headcanons? for the coven maybe?)
(continuity- the fabled crack!fic)
Alice- the only morning person among a coven of night people. Really enjoys jogging, was very into death metal for a while as a rebellion against her mother, gets into making artisan beers and funky stained glass pieces after the Road. refused to let anyone help her magically move her mother's piano, which created a fairly amusing scene for the Proctors/John one Saturday afternoon as they attempted to get the thing in the house.
Lilia- the only motherfucker who can cook in this entire damn household (wanda is her most eagar apprentice). has considered hexing the kitchen to keep everyone else out. once did hex everyone involved when she walked in on unnamed individuals playing texas hold 'em with tarot cards from the 17th century. absolutely refuses to help agatha to short the stock market (again).
Jen- if she's going to be stuck with you people, you're at least not going to embarrass her; the coven wide skincare situation has never been more on point. brings billy with her to a couple of beauty/youtube cons, and he becomes a popular feature on her channel. does product testing on rio; the more rio enjoys it, the more toxic something is. senor scratchy oversees the process. sets up her lab upstairs in the former office "because not all of us lurk in basements like stereotypes, agatha."
Billy- living his absolute best life. frequently has the Kaplans over; he can't live with them anymore b/c of the insane amount of risk his physical person and the near constant presence of the scarlet witch and agatha thee harkness causes. he started a scoreboard in the living room, where he tallies up beings that come to the house looking to revenge/challenge- agatha's winning, but wanda's not far behind. everyone else is lumped into one category and losing badly. the kaplans are... adjusting. there is a lowkey conspiracy to teach rebecca witchcraft. he keeps eddie away for as long as possible, and then tries to introduce him to each of his new relatives one at a time. this does not go well.
Rio- is really only hanging out to see if she can drive wanda or agatha over the edge and into another killing spree. everything else is just her fucking around for her own amusement. does weird shit on purpose- eats raw meat and insects just to gross everyone else out. is not allowed unsupervised with the kaplans. built a complex terrarium set up for the tarantula, and frequently shape shifts to join him in there. the tarantula's name is typhon. the garden situation in the backyard has never been more lush and/or deadly. lilia and jen are never short on ingredients, but usually triple check to make sure what they're grabbing.
Wanda- has never been more understood in her entire life and is absolutely mystified. the first time she and jen get in an argument, and wanda accidentally breaks something- she freezes, expecting a wave of fear. jen just laughs and points, breaking a plate too with a swirl of rose gold sparkles. they spent the next ten minutes cheerfully breaking agatha's third best china until she busts them, and joins in too. no one particularly cares if wanda's too damaged, about how many people she's killed, if she can't control her powers, if she can't quite remember how to move like a human being. one way or another there's someone here who gets it- and that's the strangest part of all.
Agatha (all along)- unfortunately in charge here. couldn't give less of a shit about it. having to adjust to being around witches she's not actively trying to kill, while being her own weird ass self, not one of her personas. unclear what this strange feeling is in her chest (it's happiness- she's just never met it, so the sensation is alien). is the first to read whoever fucked up today into the ground. is also the first to kill anyone who looks at her coven sideways. experiencing the mortifying ordeal of being known and being very, very undignified about it. the rabbit continues to live like a tiny king. exploring other hobbies that aren't murder/plotting murder/scheming on how to plot a murder.
Being a part of the Marvel and 9-1-1 fandoms on Tumblr right now is so funny because on one side everyone is going crazy about the gay witches and waiting for Wednesday and on the other everyone is going crazy about the gay firefighters and waiting for Wednesday