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*When Riven had to babysit Flora and Helia kid*
Riven: Oh, shithead. Apologize to him.
Bully: Who are you?
Riven:I'm his uncle. Now apologize.
Bully:No, he's a loser.
Riven:*considering killing the kid*
Bully: I can see where he gets it from.
Riven:You know what you need?
Bully: A better view?
Riven:*sarcastically laughs*
Riven:No, If I was your parent I'd slap you handsome.
Bully: Yeah? Well you can hit me, I'm a child.
Riven*holds the kid hand*:No you're right. I can't.
Riven: But he can.
Riven:*grabs the arm of the kid and slaps him with it*
Kiddo:Wow, uncle Riv.
Riven:We got to leave, now.
*they try to leave but the dad of the bully stops him*
The dad: Where do you think you're going
Riven:We're just going out for a smoke.
The dad: You hit my boy.
Riven:Your boy hit my nephew plus kiddo.
The dad: What? You mean ratatouille?
The kiddo: Don't call me that, you wanker.
Riven*proud uncle moment*: I teach him that word.
The dad: What did ratatouille just call me?
Bully: Don't talk to my dad that way, piss pants!
Riven: Don't get in my nephew's face, the...uhm fat kid from Up! No, he was nice. Uhm I got it, teddy from Toy Story 3.
The dad: YoU AsS.
Riven: Wanna fight, wanker? Because I'm not fucking scared of you.
The dad: Oh, look he's trying to scare me.
Stella:*coming from the other side of the party*
Stella: What's this about Alfie or whatever is trying to punch my daughter?!
The dad: Is that true Alfie? Did you take a swing at Shrek?
The bully: No that bitch is lying.
Stella*taking of her earrings*:Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
Stella*about to throw a swing*: You call my little girl Shrek?! Riv! Let's end him!
Riven*cracking his knucles*: Let's do this.