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4 years ago

*When Riven had to babysit Flora and Helia kid*

Riven: Oh, shithead. Apologize to him.

Bully: Who are you?

Riven:I'm his uncle. Now apologize.

Bully:No, he's a loser.

Riven:*considering killing the kid*

Bully: I can see where he gets it from.

Riven:You know what you need?

Bully: A better view?

Riven:*sarcastically laughs*

Riven:No, If I was your parent I'd slap you handsome.

Bully: Yeah? Well you can hit me, I'm a child.

Riven*holds the kid hand*:No you're right. I can't.

Riven: But he can.

Riven:*grabs the arm of the kid and slaps him with it*

Kiddo:Wow, uncle Riv.

Riven:We got to leave, now.

*they try to leave but the dad of the bully stops him*

The dad: Where do you think you're going

Riven:We're just going out for a smoke.

The dad: You hit my boy.

Riven:Your boy hit my nephew plus kiddo.

The dad: What? You mean ratatouille?

The kiddo: Don't call me that, you wanker.

Riven*proud uncle moment*: I teach him that word.

The dad: What did ratatouille just call me?

Bully: Don't talk to my dad that way, piss pants!

Riven: Don't get in my nephew's face, the...uhm fat kid from Up! No, he was nice. Uhm I got it, teddy from Toy Story 3.

The dad: YoU AsS.

Riven: Wanna fight, wanker? Because I'm not fucking scared of you.

The dad: Oh, look he's trying to scare me.

Stella:*coming from the other side of the party*

Stella: What's this about Alfie or whatever is trying to punch my daughter?!

The dad: Is that true Alfie? Did you take a swing at Shrek?

The bully: No that bitch is lying.

Stella*taking of her earrings*:Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.

Stella*about to throw a swing*: You call my little girl Shrek?! Riv! Let's end him!

Riven*cracking his knucles*: Let's do this.


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