*When Riven Had To Babysit Flora And Helia Kid*

*When Riven had to babysit Flora and Helia kid*

Riven: Oh, shithead. Apologize to him.

Bully: Who are you?

Riven:I'm his uncle. Now apologize.

Bully:No, he's a loser.

Riven:*considering killing the kid*

Bully: I can see where he gets it from.

Riven:You know what you need?

Bully: A better view?

Riven:*sarcastically laughs*

Riven:No, If I was your parent I'd slap you handsome.

Bully: Yeah? Well you can hit me, I'm a child.

Riven*holds the kid hand*:No you're right. I can't.

Riven: But he can.

Riven:*grabs the arm of the kid and slaps him with it*

Kiddo:Wow, uncle Riv.

Riven:We got to leave, now.

*they try to leave but the dad of the bully stops him*

The dad: Where do you think you're going

Riven:We're just going out for a smoke.

The dad: You hit my boy.

Riven:Your boy hit my nephew plus kiddo.

The dad: What? You mean ratatouille?

The kiddo: Don't call me that, you wanker.

Riven*proud uncle moment*: I teach him that word.

The dad: What did ratatouille just call me?

Bully: Don't talk to my dad that way, piss pants!

Riven: Don't get in my nephew's face, the...uhm fat kid from Up! No, he was nice. Uhm I got it, teddy from Toy Story 3.

The dad: YoU AsS.

Riven: Wanna fight, wanker? Because I'm not fucking scared of you.

The dad: Oh, look he's trying to scare me.

Stella:*coming from the other side of the party*

Stella: What's this about Alfie or whatever is trying to punch my daughter?!

The dad: Is that true Alfie? Did you take a swing at Shrek?

The bully: No that bitch is lying.

Stella*taking of her earrings*:Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.

Stella*about to throw a swing*: You call my little girl Shrek?! Riv! Let's end him!

Riven*cracking his knucles*: Let's do this.

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4 years ago

Sky: So what did you do when Stella asked you to be her boyfriend?

Brandon: I panicked and dabbed...


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4 years ago

Brandon: ✨Chillax✨

Timmy: Thats is not a word.

Brandon: Sometimes the ones who deny the ✨chillax✨ are the ones who need to ✨chillax✨ the most.


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4 years ago

Musa: I’m strong and I know a lot of ways to destroy a man emotionally.

Riven: I can vouch for that.


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4 years ago

Stella: Oh common Brandon, you don't tell me everything. That what it is sometimes. You can't get mad, because I didn't told you that Musa recorded you wasted and dancing la macarena.

Brandon: Oh, no secrets? Ok, ok! In our dorm, Riven used to wear leg warmers!

Musa and Stella:*burst out of laughing*

Riven: Is this the way we are playing, alright. Brandon enter the vanilla ice look alike contest and won.

Brandon: Riven came on forth and cried.

Stella:Oh my god!

Riven:is that funny sunshine? Yo-you find that funny?! Oh maybe and Musa and Brandon want to know a bit more secrets of yours.

Stella:I-i...already told them everything.

Stella: YOU SHUSH!

Musa:This is going to be interesting.

Riven:Once Stella, was sent to her room without dinner so she ate the macaroni off a jewelry box she made.

*Musa tries not to laugh*

Stella: Musa used to stay in the dorm every Saturday night to watch Golden Girls!

Brandon: You watched golden girls? Are you serious? You made fun of me for desperate house wife's and you watch golden girls. HA

Musa:Ok, Brandon, you asked for it. Brandon couldn't tell time until he was 13.

Brandon: You know Musa it's hard for some people!

Stella*comforting him*: Of course it is, baby.

Riven*mouths to Musa*: No it's not.

Stella:Hey don't make fun of my man. Musa told me that you Riven wore her underwear at a mision!

Musa: HEY! You cross the line man!

Riven: They were a very comfy underwears! And besides... Shit I got nothing.

Musa: You Stella, according to Brandon during seggsy time you scream like a seal.

Riven: HA! Now what Stella?

Stella: WhAt?

Brandon: Enough, let's pretend didn't happen. Everyone let's forget this event. Sunshine, i love you. Don't forget it.

Riven: Yeah... But for the record they we're a very nice and comfortable underwear and I did it only once.


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4 years ago

Tecna: Have you ever liked someone before But too scared to say it?

Timmy: all the time.

Tecna: Same.

Timmy and Tecna: * awkard silence*

*Stella and Helia spying from a bush*

Stella: Their idiots!

Helia: Oh my god!

Both of them: Kiss already!


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4 years ago

SERIOUS WINX HEADCANONS IN MY FANFIC THAT YOU NEED TO KNOW. THE BOYS

BRANDON

- Stressed, But he’s dealing with it.

- Right now he’s reading every politic book he can. But when he has time FREE he boxes.

- He’s terried about the fact, that in monts he has too rule a kingdom. And propose to his girlfriend.

- He dosen’t want to show how stressed is too Stella. He wants to show her that he can do anything for her. He loves Stella so much, he dosen’t care if his mental health is going bad. He just wants to make her happy.

- He had some plans, but know they’re push in a side.

SKY

- Focused in his things.

- Right now he’s getting ready for the big things they’re coming. But in his free time he fences.

- He’s ready for what’s coming, he’s ready. He kind of forgot about the other people in his life.

- He and Bloom, Don’t talk. He’s busy, he kind of forgot about his girlfriend. He try to reach her, but he cant because all this things.

- He has some plans for the future.

TIMMY

- He’s actually pretty happy about this time, big projects are coming.

- He’s starting the idea of all the things he invented start a company. So he’s working with that, while Stella lets him borrow a room of the palace for his inventionts (they’re best friends Stella-Timmy)

- His relationship with Tecna is going good. They’re taking their time, but they’re good.

- He has everything planned perfectly.

HELIA

- He’s nervous about this new life coming to him.

- He’s still paints but now he dosen’t have much time

- He asked Tecna to live with him, because he thought she could help him with his grandpa being sick. So the decided to live together, so she can HELP him with Red Fountain.

-Him and Flora are good, they’re both on a moment of both doing their own thing, but they call eachother and go on dates whenever they can.

- He starting to plan stuff in this moment

RIVEN:

- He’s happy and chill.

-He trains whenever he can’s. He has learned how to do great drinks.

- Hes going to live in Melody with Musa, he plains on becoming the speacilist guardian there. But for know he’s a waiter at some club.

- He’s the happiest human now that he’s going to live with Musa. He has even accepted a shit job to be whit her everyday. And also they fight some times "to keep the flame"

-He has some plans, but you know it’s Riven.

NABU

-He’s kind of worried for some things.

-He’s far away, so he spends most of his time doing this jobs *dangerous jobs*

- He suddently had to go to his home planet, for as far as he said "magic stuff in my planet". So there not know much about what he’s doing.

- He calls Layla whenever he gets the chance. He’s misses her so much, and he wishes that he could be with her specially now, since she has to get back a the court.

- He’s making a LOT of things so he cant make plans right now.


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3 years ago

THE SQUIRE AND THE PRINCESS & THE STRENGHT OF THE FLOWER GIRL.

In case you didn't know I posted two chapters of my fanfic.

Go find out what happens with Stella and Flora in the story.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13844769/12/THE-LOST-KINGDOM-winx-club

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13844769/11/THE-LOST-KINGDOM-winx-club


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3 years ago

Phastos*signing*: How did you guys break the bed again?

Kingo*signing*: Yeah, what were you guys even doing?

Druig*signing*:Uhm..

*LAST NIGHT*

Druig*signing*: I bet you can't jump high enough to touch the celling, without using your powers.

Makkari*signing*: Try me, bitch.


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4 years ago

Brandon: I guess you could say I’ve.... fallen for you

Stella: You literally just rolled down an entire flight of stairs. HOW ARE YOU EVEN ALIVE?

Bradon: Because im super Brandon!


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3 years ago

*Sprite now living with Kingo and Karun*

Kingo: Hey, Sprite. Are you tall enough to play basketball?

Sprite:Again, are you calling me short? In what you think is funny...

Kingo:Huh, I'm the funniest man ever, right Karun?

Karun:YES SIR!


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