FACTS.

(Sets the kitchen on fire)

Kingo: We need an adult!

Ikaris: We are adults!

Kingo *looking horrified*: Oh..

Sprite: We need and aduliter adult! I'll go get KARUN!

*Riven while being possessed trying to confuse himself*

Riven *whispering*: I don't have a problem.

Riven *singing to himself*: No, I don't have a problem.

Darcy: Let's go shot someone!

Riven: Yes!

Riven: I have a problem...

Stella: You know im jealous of you.

Brandon: Huh? why?

Stella: You’re couple is way hotter than mine *walks away*

Brandon: Wait But..

Brandon: But wE ARE DATIN-

Brandon: Come here you little rat!

Mobius: Do we really need flowers?

Loki: Hell, yes. Stargazer flowers babe.

Old lady: How can I help you?

Loki: Hey so I'm getting married and would love to see what you have in way of stargazer lilies.

Old lady: Let me show you some photos.

*stars showing them*

Old lady: This is the sierra sunset and this is what we call beyond blue.

Loki: Thats gorgeous.

Old lady:Especially because we get them at the perfect time. Right before they open, so they're spectacular on your blessed day.

Loki: I bet. What do you think Mob?

Mobius: Yeah, I like the blue one's.

Loki: Yeah. Great.

Mobius: Yeah, Loki.

Old lady: Are you the best man?

Mobius*kind angel*:No I'm the grom? The official partner. We still haven't found the name.

Old lady:So you are...Homosexuals?

Loki: No, well he is. I just like having another man dick in my ass.

Old lady: I'm sorry, I'm afraid that we don't do buisness with your...

Loki*starting to get pissed*:With your what?

Old lady: We don't believe...

Loki: Finishing sentences grandma! Is that in what you don't believe in?

Mobius: Loki..

Old lady: Sodomy is a sin.

Loki: You know what else it's a sin? Stabbing a fucking bitch in the heart.

Mobius*taking him out of the store*: Okay,yeah.

Loki:I'm going to sodomize you mere mortal. I will ruin you and your stupid fucking shop.

STELLA BEING DRUNK.

Stella: Bloom... your hair...it’s so red....

Stella: Has it always being this way?

Bloom*laughing*: No, some gnoms change it. I used to be blue.

Stella*tearing up*: Amazing.

Ikaris: Sersi! Sersi! Do you wanna see something beautiful?

Sersi*a bit of jelaousy*:Yeah, sure. But you know whatever... I'm your wife but sure, sure, sure, cool.

*Ikaris holds the mirror too Sersi face*

Sersi:...

Ikaris: Isn't she pretty?

Sersi: I...I...

*Stella being told she’s not in the list*

Stella: Bitch I am the list. Get out of my way.

Ok, so I was scroling trough pinterest. And then BOM! This appears, and in my head some questions star to appear. Like Riven was walking, and then he saw Tecna and Timmy and tought “ Hey I’m going to break them apart.” Can someone explain me what is happening. Like WTF. I’m sorry but I wanted to share my confusion with you. And why he has blue hands?

-When Stella gave birth and Brandon got late-

*Brandon comes freaking out*

Stella*from the labor room*: Brandon!

Brandon*searching for her*: Stella!

Stella*screaming in pain*: BRANDON!

Brandon*more screamin*: Stella!

Riven: VILMA!

Brandon: I will kill you, dude.

* Timmy and Bloom come out of the labor room*

*Brandon runs to them*

Brandon: Where is she!!

Timmy: That way!

*there's a bed in the middle*

Brandon*falls*: Stella!

Stella: What year was the war of 1812?

Tecna: The war of 1812, how many hints do you need? The answer is in the name. What the fuck did you think? That 1812 was the address or something?