Phastos: I Know You're Deflecting By Making Jokes About How " Hot" You Are.

Phastos: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how " hot" you are.

Druig: It not a joke, it never was. I'm legit a snack.

Phastos*deep breathe*

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3 years ago

*some gir trying to flirt with Riven*

The girl: Oh my god you have insane hair.

Riven: Yeah... One day it’s just went insane, you know my girl loves it.

The girl: I Don’t see her.

Musa: Turn around! Now you see her.

The girl: I Don’t see much.

Musa: Excuse me?

The girl: Oh look, the alfea jacket the school for fairies wannabes.

Musa: You know you wouldn't want to show you’re bitch face there.

The girl: Oh really?

Musa: Really *getting ready to kick bitch ass*

Riven: Ok. Let’s go *lifting Musa and carrying her like a bag of potatoes*

The girl: Look girls she’s afraid.

Riven: Oh no. I'm saving your life.


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4 years ago

*Flora and Riven covered in paint*

Helia and Musa: I hope you two have a decent explanation for this.

Riven: Well, it’s not decent...

Flora: But we do have three.

Riven: Pick you’re favorite.


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4 years ago

FRIENDSHIP DYNAMICS OF THE WINX: USING F.R.I.E.N.D.S REFERENCES. PART 6 LAYLA AND SKY.

Situation 1: When they have a ball to attend. And some people talls to one of them about the kingdoms.

Layla: Where have you been?

Sky: Emotional hell.

Situation 2: When they think about their plan when they become king and queen from their respectives kingdoms.

Sky: Layla do you have a plan? * while doing push ups*

Layla: I Don’t even have a pla..* drinkinga healty drink*

Situation 3: When Sky had to deal with dark Bloom in season 2.

Sky: WE WERE ON A BREAK!

Layla: If you say that one more time, I’ll break up with you!

Situation 4: When Sky told Nabu that Layla was interesed at him, and that he should give up.

Layla: You idiot!

Sky: I’m sure you’re right But why?

Situation 5: When Sky helped Bloom with the baby room and he believed he was a decorator.

* in a serious meeting between kingdoms*

Sky: For the las time I’m a decorator!

Layla: You decorated you’re baby room and now you’re a decorator?

Sky: *nodds happly*

Layla: Ok. I went to the zoo yesterday.

Layla: Now I’m a koala bear.

Situation 6: When they had to attend to some wizard event.

Layla: Does this look like something a wizard girlfriend would wear?

Sky: I Don’t know. You might be the first one.


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4 years ago

- The specialists trips-

Helia: What's in the suitcase Riven?

Riven:Uhm... Just Vodka.

Timmy: You brought an entire suitcase full of vodka?

Riven:Pshh no...

Nabu: Thanks god, I didn't had the strengh to argue.

Riven: There's mixers as well. I'm not a savage.

Sky: Well that's debetable.

Riven: Brandon can you mix eider and vodka right?

Brandon:Yeah. Let's get the party started.


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3 years ago

*Saladin helping Riven with some boxes*

Riven*putting the boxes on the floor*: Thanks, dad.

*silence* Riven: Why is everyone staring at me?

Timmy: You just call Saladin dad.

Helia: You said thanks, dad.

Riven: What? No, I didn't. I said thanks, man.

Saladin: Do you see me as a father figure, Riven?

Riven: No...If anything I see you as a bother figure, 'cause you're always bothering me.

Brandon: HEY! Show your father some respect!

Riven: I didn't call him dad!

Saladin: No, no. Riven I take it as a compliment.

Sky: It's not a big deal, once I called Bloom's mom and she's my girlfriend.

Riven: Guys, jump on that. Sky has psychosexual issues.

Nabu: Old news.

Brandon: But you calling Saladin daddie.

Riven: Hey daddie is not on the table here!

Helia: But you did call him dad dude.

Riven: Shut up! Everyone just stops.


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4 years ago

PLEASE READ✨

I’m considering the fact of writing a novel about the winx in FanFiction, doing the story, like I picture it. What do you guys thinks?

Like or reblog if you like it. Please


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4 years ago

Tecna: Wait are you flitring with me?

Timmy: Have been for the past year, but thanks for noticing.


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3 years ago

*Everyone standing in front of the broken ship*

Phastos*signing*: So who broke it? I'm not mad I just wanna know.

Sersi*signing too*: I did it, I broke it.

Phastos*signing*: No, no you didn't. Druig anything to say?

Druig*signing*: Don't look at me, look at Ikaris.

Ikaris*signing*: What? I didn't break it!

Druig*signing*:Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it's broken huh?

Makkari*signing*: Dear....

Ikari*signing*: For the last time Druig I didn't broke it!

Druig:Suspicious...

Ikaris: NO, is not!

Thena*whispering*: Wanna go get coffe?

Gligamesh*whispering back*:Yeah, let's leave this bullshit.

Kingo*signing*: If It matters, probably not, but Sprite was the last one to use it, for that mission.

Sprite*signing*:Liar! I don't even touch that crap!

Phastos: Hey, hey, hey. It's not a crap.

Kingo*signing*: Oh, really Sprite, then why did you enter the ship before.

Sprite*signing*: It's where I have my console! Everybody knows that!

Sersi:Ok, let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it Phastos.

Phastos:No, who of you broke it!

Makkari*signing*:This is fucking stupid.

Druig*signing*: I'll say it again. It was defently Ikaris, he's the one with laser eyes, and he's been awfully quiet.

Ikaris*signing while screaming*: OH REALLY?! You're a big piece of shit.

Makkar*signing*:Oh, you shouldn't say that.

*everyone starts to argue*

*Phastos leaving following Gligamesh and Thena*

Phastos: I'm the one who broke it, I wanted to try this thing of Star Wars, that makes you wanna go to the speed of light.

Gligamesh: Yeah, we know it's you.

Thena: Interesting mind game, my friend...

Phastos: Poor dummies.


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Fan Of superheroes and fairies.

I just post a lot of incorrect quotes incorrect quotes and sometimes my opinion on things.But Yeah big fan of a LOT of stuff,specially fairies and heroes stuff.

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