*Flora and Riven covered in paint*
Helia and Musa: I hope you two have a decent explanation for this.
Riven: Well, it’s not decent...
Flora: But we do have three.
Riven: Pick you’re favorite.
Ikaris *learning about the history of democracy*:Well, my first rule would be that no one veto my rules. And I'm always right.
Sersi:Well, that's called tyranni, and it's generally frowned upon. So I would just stop reading that if I was you, sweetie.
Sky: Who wins me vs Riven, go.
Bloom: Riven.
Sky: mE vs RiVen!
Bloom: Riven.
Sky: No, but like a contest.
Bloom: Riven.
Sky: Yeah but in a competition.
Bloom: Uhh... Yeah, still Riven.
Sky*offended*: You don't get it.
DON'T FUCKING LOOK IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE.
THANKS.
Sprite: I appreciate that when you were going to kill our family, you were simply following orders. I get that, completly. And the fact, that you follow a dude we neves seen, I get that .I mean I would done the same with Kingo but without the orders you know. And I think they get that I'm sure they kind of get it. So don't blame yourself Ikaris. And this hasn't nothing to do with the way I feel about you, as buddies obviously...
Ikaris* being a freaking dumbass*: Thank you, Sprite finally someone understands it :)
Hello, I posted my new fanfiction about the Winx and what would they be their lives in Earth. Check it out.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13910714/1/
Thanks.
*When Riven had to babysit Flora and Helia kid*
Riven: Oh, shithead. Apologize to him.
Bully: Who are you?
Riven:I'm his uncle. Now apologize.
Bully:No, he's a loser.
Riven:*considering killing the kid*
Bully: I can see where he gets it from.
Riven:You know what you need?
Bully: A better view?
Riven:*sarcastically laughs*
Riven:No, If I was your parent I'd slap you handsome.
Bully: Yeah? Well you can hit me, I'm a child.
Riven*holds the kid hand*:No you're right. I can't.
Riven: But he can.
Riven:*grabs the arm of the kid and slaps him with it*
Kiddo:Wow, uncle Riv.
Riven:We got to leave, now.
*they try to leave but the dad of the bully stops him*
The dad: Where do you think you're going
Riven:We're just going out for a smoke.
The dad: You hit my boy.
Riven:Your boy hit my nephew plus kiddo.
The dad: What? You mean ratatouille?
The kiddo: Don't call me that, you wanker.
Riven*proud uncle moment*: I teach him that word.
The dad: What did ratatouille just call me?
Bully: Don't talk to my dad that way, piss pants!
Riven: Don't get in my nephew's face, the...uhm fat kid from Up! No, he was nice. Uhm I got it, teddy from Toy Story 3.
The dad: YoU AsS.
Riven: Wanna fight, wanker? Because I'm not fucking scared of you.
The dad: Oh, look he's trying to scare me.
Stella:*coming from the other side of the party*
Stella: What's this about Alfie or whatever is trying to punch my daughter?!
The dad: Is that true Alfie? Did you take a swing at Shrek?
The bully: No that bitch is lying.
Stella*taking of her earrings*:Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
Stella*about to throw a swing*: You call my little girl Shrek?! Riv! Let's end him!
Riven*cracking his knucles*: Let's do this.
Tecna: Studying?? More like student dying! Amirght? Amright?
Flora: Are you okay?
Tecna: I have been awake for 103 hours.
Jack: Uncle Druig, what's a thot? Druig*about to crack up*: A thoughtful person, kiddo.
*later at the dinner table*
Jack: Daddie can you pass the salt?
Phastos:Sure kid.
Jack:Thanks daddie, you're such a thot.
Phastos: DRUIG! What did you do?!
Flora: What? In the fork knuckles is this?
Riven: She's my girlfriend you stupid.
Flora: Woah! Pump the hate brakes, Fox & Friends! I'm just surprised anyone would date you? Especially pinkie pie from little pony.
Layla:Gosh I hate Nabu so much. With his stupid beautiful brown eyes, and his dumb brown braids that weirdly smell like coconut and kiwi, and his idiotic smile that makes me wanna punch his ugly pretty face...gosh I like him so much...I wish I could kill him. And that's why I don't wanna be engaged. You got that Flora?
Flora:Uhm yeah... But I change it a bit, because that was weird. It says " I don't like that you chose for me, but I hate that you're right and that I love him". Is that right?
Layla: Gosh, no Flo. Were you even listening to what I said?
Flora:were you...?
I just post a lot of incorrect quotes incorrect quotes and sometimes my opinion on things.But Yeah big fan of a LOT of stuff,specially fairies and heroes stuff.
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