Riven: I Don't Even Know What To Say...

Mobius: Do we really need flowers?

Loki: Hell, yes. Stargazer flowers babe.

Old lady: How can I help you?

Loki: Hey so I'm getting married and would love to see what you have in way of stargazer lilies.

Old lady: Let me show you some photos.

*stars showing them*

Old lady: This is the sierra sunset and this is what we call beyond blue.

Loki: Thats gorgeous.

Old lady:Especially because we get them at the perfect time. Right before they open, so they're spectacular on your blessed day.

Loki: I bet. What do you think Mob?

Mobius: Yeah, I like the blue one's.

Loki: Yeah. Great.

Mobius: Yeah, Loki.

Old lady: Are you the best man?

Mobius*kind angel*:No I'm the grom? The official partner. We still haven't found the name.

Old lady:So you are...Homosexuals?

Loki: No, well he is. I just like having another man dick in my ass.

Old lady: I'm sorry, I'm afraid that we don't do buisness with your...

Loki*starting to get pissed*:With your what?

Old lady: We don't believe...

Loki: Finishing sentences grandma! Is that in what you don't believe in?

Mobius: Loki..

Old lady: Sodomy is a sin.

Loki: You know what else it's a sin? Stabbing a fucking bitch in the heart.

Mobius*taking him out of the store*: Okay,yeah.

Loki:I'm going to sodomize you mere mortal. I will ruin you and your stupid fucking shop.

SERIOUS WINX HEADCANONS IN MY FANFIC THAT YOU NEED TO KNOW. THE BOYS

BRANDON

- Stressed, But he’s dealing with it.

- Right now he’s reading every politic book he can. But when he has time FREE he boxes.

- He’s terried about the fact, that in monts he has too rule a kingdom. And propose to his girlfriend.

- He dosen’t want to show how stressed is too Stella. He wants to show her that he can do anything for her. He loves Stella so much, he dosen’t care if his mental health is going bad. He just wants to make her happy.

- He had some plans, but know they’re push in a side.

SKY

- Focused in his things.

- Right now he’s getting ready for the big things they’re coming. But in his free time he fences.

- He’s ready for what’s coming, he’s ready. He kind of forgot about the other people in his life.

- He and Bloom, Don’t talk. He’s busy, he kind of forgot about his girlfriend. He try to reach her, but he cant because all this things.

- He has some plans for the future.

TIMMY

- He’s actually pretty happy about this time, big projects are coming.

- He’s starting the idea of all the things he invented start a company. So he’s working with that, while Stella lets him borrow a room of the palace for his inventionts (they’re best friends Stella-Timmy)

- His relationship with Tecna is going good. They’re taking their time, but they’re good.

- He has everything planned perfectly.

HELIA

- He’s nervous about this new life coming to him.

- He’s still paints but now he dosen’t have much time

- He asked Tecna to live with him, because he thought she could help him with his grandpa being sick. So the decided to live together, so she can HELP him with Red Fountain.

-Him and Flora are good, they’re both on a moment of both doing their own thing, but they call eachother and go on dates whenever they can.

- He starting to plan stuff in this moment

RIVEN:

- He’s happy and chill.

-He trains whenever he can’s. He has learned how to do great drinks.

- Hes going to live in Melody with Musa, he plains on becoming the speacilist guardian there. But for know he’s a waiter at some club.

- He’s the happiest human now that he’s going to live with Musa. He has even accepted a shit job to be whit her everyday. And also they fight some times "to keep the flame"

-He has some plans, but you know it’s Riven.

NABU

-He’s kind of worried for some things.

-He’s far away, so he spends most of his time doing this jobs *dangerous jobs*

- He suddently had to go to his home planet, for as far as he said "magic stuff in my planet". So there not know much about what he’s doing.

- He calls Layla whenever he gets the chance. He’s misses her so much, and he wishes that he could be with her specially now, since she has to get back a the court.

- He’s making a LOT of things so he cant make plans right now.

Brella: 1,6,8,11,12 please!❤️

1.Who’s the big spoon/Who’s the little spoon?

The big spoon is Stella, because she likes it. She likes hugging him and protect him with the blankets. And Brandon loves been the little spoon. Because he loves being hugged by his golden girl.

6.Who loves to be held by the other?

So basically it’s Brandon, he loves the feeling of being held and carried by Stella, he accepts the fact that he's shorter, (0% toxic mascunality) . So when that happens he just goes nuts.

8.How many children do they want?

Stella wants one daughter, and Brandon wants like 3 boys. So sometimes they randomly argue about it, But like in a joke way. They will be happy whatever it comes, But this are their preferences.

11.What do they parents think about this relationship?

Brandon family haven't meet her in person yet, but his sister and brother had face time her, and they love her. And his parents, have chated with her, but they're hoping to meet her soon. And well, Stella family, it's complicated. (watch my fanfic and you'll understand it's call THE LOST KINGDOM)

12. Who carries the other to bed?

It’s Brandon who carries Stella to the bed. Because she’s a night person, and her best designs come in the night. So sometimes she just falls sleep doing them, so Brandon has an alarm to 2 in the night, to put her to bed.

Stella: What year was the war of 1812?

Tecna: The war of 1812, how many hints do you need? The answer is in the name. What the fuck did you think? That 1812 was the address or something?

The dynamic between Bloom and Stella

Stella: How long are we going to be talking about you for?

Bloom: I think I'm having a heart attack...

Stella: Well I'm going for a jog. So don't die till I get back ok?

Bloom: How long are you going for?

Stella: I don't really know how long are you going to be like this for.

Bloom: Don't be a little B.

Musa: I have an idea.

Flora: No murder.

Musa: I no longer have an idea.

Ikaris: I need you.

Sersie: For?

Ikaris: For ever.

Sersie *voice cracking*:Oh...

WINX BFF:BETWEEN THE WINX AND THE SPECIALISTS THAN NEED TO HAPPEN. AND IN MY HEAD HAPPENS.

Bloom X Nabu: They have to much at their plates, i feel like they do therapy at eachoter, talking about people wanting to kill them and stuff. Everyone wanting them to be the best. I don’t know but i just think they relate at eachoter some stuff. They go on walks and drink coffe and they make cupckakes together.

Stella X Timmy: I mean, no one see this two as friendship, but let me tell you this. They ‘re opposites, and i feel like Stella would help Timmy to be more open and have fun, and Timmy would put Stella feets on the ground. I see them, Stella helping him with his fashion sense and him helping her with her homework. And being that kind of friends that know everything about the other.

Musa X Brandon: This two are eating contest buddies, they watch movies and series. And talk about their crazy couples, and give suport to each other. And they make  corny jokes. I don’t know they just have so much potential.

Flora X Riven: The fact, that this two would be the best best friends in the world. Flora helps Riven with feelings, Riven helps Flora to be a little bit rebelious. I see them going to stores to watch puppies, i see them drinking te and talking about stuff and Riven showing her cuss words, because she needs to know them.

Tecna X Helia: Come’on they’re the parents of the group, they’re the ones who carry the suncream and the sandiwiches for their kids. They’ re the one who have shy couples. I’m sure that Tecna helps Helia to be online and electronics, and Helia to express things in paper, like poems or drawings

Layla X Sky: Royals that don’t wanna be royals with family issues. Come’on this two need more scenes together, season 2 we’re besties you can’t tell me otherwhise. They train together, and do a lot of sports. 

Kingo: Depression? Isn't that just a fancy word for feeling "bummed out".

Sprite: Kingo you ignorant slut.

Riven, with a sleepy Musa on his lap:Aww, you’re adorable...

Musa *sleepy*: I could beat the shit out of you.

Riven *lovingly*: I know.