Stella: Flora Wtf Is Up With Your Wifi?

Gligamesh: Thena, sweetie. Did you have to stab him?

Thena: You weren't there. You didn't hear what he said to me.

Gligamesh: I'm going to regret asking, but what did he said?

Thena: He said "what are you going to do, stab me?"

Gligamesh:Thena...

Thena: What, he asked me. That's is being polite.

Gilgamesh:Thena...

THE LOST KINGDOM:

New chapter of The Lost Kingdom is out.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13844769/13/THE-LOST-KINGDOM-winx-club

WINX BFF:BETWEEN THE WINX AND THE SPECIALISTS THAN NEED TO HAPPEN. AND IN MY HEAD HAPPENS.

Bloom X Nabu: They have to much at their plates, i feel like they do therapy at eachoter, talking about people wanting to kill them and stuff. Everyone wanting them to be the best. I don’t know but i just think they relate at eachoter some stuff. They go on walks and drink coffe and they make cupckakes together.

Stella X Timmy: I mean, no one see this two as friendship, but let me tell you this. They ‘re opposites, and i feel like Stella would help Timmy to be more open and have fun, and Timmy would put Stella feets on the ground. I see them, Stella helping him with his fashion sense and him helping her with her homework. And being that kind of friends that know everything about the other.

Musa X Brandon: This two are eating contest buddies, they watch movies and series. And talk about their crazy couples, and give suport to each other. And they make  corny jokes. I don’t know they just have so much potential.

Flora X Riven: The fact, that this two would be the best best friends in the world. Flora helps Riven with feelings, Riven helps Flora to be a little bit rebelious. I see them going to stores to watch puppies, i see them drinking te and talking about stuff and Riven showing her cuss words, because she needs to know them.

Tecna X Helia: Come’on they’re the parents of the group, they’re the ones who carry the suncream and the sandiwiches for their kids. They’ re the one who have shy couples. I’m sure that Tecna helps Helia to be online and electronics, and Helia to express things in paper, like poems or drawings

Layla X Sky: Royals that don’t wanna be royals with family issues. Come’on this two need more scenes together, season 2 we’re besties you can’t tell me otherwhise. They train together, and do a lot of sports. 

- Stella and Riven are kidnaped by some dumb ass-

Musa yelling: Are you the one who have them?

Dumbass: I have them. Try anything and they get it!

Brandon: Please Don’t kill! I beg of you!

Dumbass: I wont do anything as long as I get what I want!

Musa:We aren’t talking to you! Guys Don’t kill him!

Brandon: Yeah he seems nice!

Dumbass*confused as fuck*:W-what?

Preast: Do you take Brandon Hall to be your lawfull wedded husband?

Stella:.... There’s been a mistake

Audience:*gasps*

Brandon: Stella...

Stella: This is a mistake... THOSE FLOWERS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WHITE BLOOM! YOU HAD ONLY ONE JOB AS MY BRIDESMAID! ONE!

Ikaris: Druig, think you can answer questions without the usual level of sarcasm when I speak to you.

Druig:Ok, if you don't ask stupid questions, I wont answer with sarcasm.

Ikaris: Are we filtring or are we fighting?

Sersi: I broke a fucking tooth, and we have no cash! What are you talking about!!

Ikaris: Still proving my point...Mix messages.

Layla: You’re annoying.

Nabu: Stop holding my hand then!

Layla:

Nabu:

Layla: No.

Natasha: This woman put a braid in my hair.

Steve: Oh it looks beautiful.

Tony: Yeah it’s cute.

Natasha:*cuts it off*

Steve: Please have my children.

Tony: S-I-M-P.

Timmy: What are you doing?

Riven*diggin into a jar of M&Ms and putting some into a separare bowl*: Sky really likes the red ones,so im separating them.

Timmy: Thats so sweet, Riv.

Riven:What? No! I plan to eat all of them in front of him. Thats what he get by being our lider.