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enough tumblrina infighting. it’s time to unite against our common enemy: people who randomly clutter up the tags in searches with bite size posts full of every possible irrelevant tag they can think of for attention like this

BOOOOO BOOOO sit DOWN

goddamnit

Alignment Chart of Ways To Title a Fic On AO3

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In honor of the anniversary of MAG 200, I’m posting this little comic I did for a TMA zine! It’s currently on hiatus (but will hopefully eventually come out??) but we got permission to post our pieces. Enjoy some food-as-a-love-language and awkward flirting :)

MAG 6 is the worm sex episode. That’s just what it is at this point. Anyone on here says “worm sex episode” we all know what they mean.

Do you think the archives gang started calling it the worm sex statement? (Tim says Sasha started it. Sasha insists he did.) And at first Jon continued to refer to it as “Case #0140912” but gave up after about a week because honestly “worm sex statement” was easier. So now everyone’s like “where did we put the worm sex statement” “this reminds me of the worm sex statement” “hey this statement is kind of similar to the worm sex one”

This doesn’t become a problem until Jon says to Elias, “I noticed that this case shares certain similarities to the worm sex statement.”

and Elias is like. “the. the what the fuck now.”

You know what I’m actually slightly mad about? I was going through my screenshots (mostly because I have so many I cant even remember what all is in there) and I found some that are of funny moments from fanfiction. 

The issue is... most of them are from before I got an ao3 account, so I didn’t bookmark any of them. And while I can remember where some of them are from, most of them I need to search to find them again.

However, while I can tell what fandom they are from based on any character names in the screen shots, if there isn’t anything more specific in the picture it means I would need to go searching through possibly thousands of stories (using find in page on the entire work) just to find them again. That’s assuming they weren’t just deleted!

>:(

I am very frustrated by my middle school self’s tendency towards saving things but not labeling them. It means that college me (with better mental health) needs to do it years later... oof.

Broke: Encanto isn't really set in a narrow time range but it must after the invention of telenovelas because Bruno references them

Woke: It's not recent at all and Bruno literally watches Telenovelas from the future.

Streams that shit like HBO Max. Frickin eyes glowing green and shit, in his room back there in the walls, meanwhile no one else knows what a TV is.

Would he let himself be laid down by Ludwig, and really and truly be seen, not just by virtue of being naked in a bed together, but stripped absolutely bare, in every sense of the word? Unknowable, rugged, professional Michael, passionately entangled with knowable, posh, sadistic Ludwig? His heart hammered in even, precise beats: Yes, yes, yes, yes…  Eyes as vast and dark as the sea capturing his own and holding them in their gaze while eager, thorough hands caressed and squeezed and stroked him everywhere a person could be touched. Between the valleys of old wounds, where all of the things he never wanted to say or think about slept. Between his breasts, where his hard ribcage curled over the soft flesh of his innards that Medic knew so well, over his inner thighs, which would splay open and whisper I’m yours to touch, and to know.

Fever, part 6 of my bushmedicine fanfic, Thou Giveth Fever! I hope you all enjoy, and thank you so so so much for staying with me on this journey!! ;_;

AAUGAAAAA ;___; THE LOVELY @fandomfriend SENT ME A GORGEOUS KEYCHAIN SHE MADE AND SENT IT IN SUCH A BEAUTIFUL BOX (with such a wonderful note!! <3)!!! LOOOOOOOK ITS LIKE FROM MY FICS ;_; the y shaped scar.., the birds petnames.., the croc and the dove..,, the apricot and the pomegranate.,,. AGAOUGAOUGAAAA ;;; thank you SO much for all of the wonderful comments you leave on my fic too, i'm literally SO honored and humbled at such an amazing gift!! ;;; i have the best readers in the whole world, thank you again SO SO SO SOOOOO much my friend!! ;__; <3333 i will cherish this forever and always, it's on display on my desk where i can look at it every single day!! ^__^ <33333