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Slaughter domain where you are playing uno and the people you are playing with keep getting you with +4, +2, skips, and changing the color to the one color you don't have in your hand. Whether the slaughter part is coming from them playing this way, or you slaughtering them in revenge is up to you.

Honestly any family game night is a Slaughter domain, mostly cause my brother can and will Slaughter the rest of us at fucking monopoly smh

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How do you (“how does one”) shop for a therapist?

Can you call up a therapist and be like “hi, I’m therapist shopping”? Can you schedule an appointment with a therapist and then be like “actually I have some questions and I want to spend part of this appointment talking about your practice and whether or not it is garbage?”? Are you expected to phone interview/screen your therapists if you are shopping around for a therapist?

If you’re seeing one therapist are you supposed to/not supposed to tell them if you start seeing another therapist? Is it possible to cheat on your therapist?

Spiral domain that’s the City Museum in St Louis:

(Home of the 10 story spiral slide that you can only reach by going through the dragon caves, the Ferris wheel on the roof, an actual circus school, some genuine historical artifacts, and a sign at the entrance saying “NO MAPS”)

I have never wanted to go to a place more viscerally in my entire life holy shite. That is the Distortions corridors and I fucking adore it.

So. A few days ago, someone sent me a post that jokingly suggested a “Magnus Archives SBURB AU” in which the Fears replaced the Aspects. I don’t think that would work… but then I wanted to make it work, and a long series of mistakes has resulted in this. I call it Archivestuck.

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opening up my own fanfiction document on my personal laptop to see if the author has updated it yet

them :((((