I’m Doing The Dishes

Wish there was no other jobs besides growing strawberries, author, cafe owner and librarian

Yanshen are so funny to me because Yan Wushi’s supervillain plot to make Shen Qiao evil and spiteful almost barely works but like. Specifically only towards Yan Wushi

Shen Qiao is consistently amicable and peaceful towards people who have wronged him in the past and almost never actively seeks revenge but the literal moment Yan Wushi opens his mouth he’s like “maybe I should give this person a Head Injury”

Merry Christmas! 🎄 Let it be known: I'm only here for the food 🍴

I need a new tattoo, an orgasm, and a good nights sleep.

She's trying so hard not to

Summary: Cui Buqu was absolutely, 100% certain that he was above a midlife crisis. Therefore it was profoundly galling when he found himself tipping headfirst into one without so much as a by-your-leave.

(If asked, he would of course blame the whole thing on Feng Xiao. Because it was his fault.

Obviously.)

I can’t resist myself not to draw saiino moment from @zazellynn‘s post. thank you for blessing me

"help me understand you or I'll kill you" is such a normal thing to say to your enemy/temporary partner/ex-prey