beetle
twitter/ insta/ store
So today I made 2 discoveries!
#1: There exists an "emotional support" rubber chicken, complete with removable vest:
#2: My bearded dragon, Saffron, is approximately the size of a rubber chicken:
I have done a Thing™ with this information.
I really like drawing her
heraldic beasts
it’s so bizarre when animated American films are set in a certain location and then only certain characters have the accents of that place. It makes no damn sense!! like
WHY IS SHE MORE FRENCH THAN THE REST OF THEM???
More amys cuz shes fun to draw
[oc] 80s rock inspired oc 🎸🤘
i order an espresso in the smallest porcelain cup and leave lipstickmarks on the rim and when the man on dishwasher duty sighs and turns it over to wash it he sees a second, perfect shaped lipstickmark on the bottom of the cup directed only at him. for his troubles. and wishes from the bottom of his heart that a building crashes on top of me and im never found whole nor recovered